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UNDERCARDER BTFO
>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.
>Voted for Hillary Clinton like the cuck he is
>Despite changing into all his gimmick gear, couldn't draw LeBron James out of his dressing room despite standing around for an hour
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Taketty on suicide watch
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Taketty is a mess. His retirement can't come soon enough.
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He's even shitting up non Wrestlemania season now. Fuck off Taketty.
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Carter back from the Asylum i see.
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>>1973587
>only Carter dislikes the Undercarder
Kek. The majority of /asp/ thinks Taketty is and always was shit
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wtf i hate taker now
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>>1973593
>now
Get a clue pinhead
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>>1973590
So like..5 people?
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>>1973597
stop this meme
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>>1973616
Its the truth tho.
Literally low-tier 4chan
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>>1973623
>Posters: 9
>samefag
Undercarder marks are this dumb.
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>>1973639
Kek I could beat the shit out of that old faggot
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>>1973642
Hi Brock, you'll have another old fart for tonight
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>>1973573
>Always the guy
>Always drew big time
>Always had great matches
>Always cut memorable promos
>Always put people over
>Had the balls to stay in WWF even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the greatest Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the greatest Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Elevated King of the Ring so high in 2002, it was immediately retired for knowledge that it would never be that good again
>Was so big a deal on his own that he didn't need to constantly clog up the main title scene
>Tied for best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Best member of The Ministry
>Best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" utterly BTFO The Kliq an achieved everything, including gracing us with Savio Vega
>His biker gimmick was GOAT
>His MMA gimmick was GOAT
>Correctly referred to as "The Best Pure striker In The WWE"
>GOAT taste in Whiskey
>Luxurious head of hair
>Handsome tattoo of a random woman's name with no real signifigance to anything in particular
>Succeeded at life so amazingly with his first marriage that he decided to do it again.
>Held the greatest streak in the history of the wrestling industry
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one amazing middle manager who is so indispensible, he stays at the same job for 25 years earning the respect of all his colleagues, like that one guy from The Office.
>Drew so well with his 1997 title run that Bret Hart took the belt off him
>Spent the latter part of his career elevating young talent just by stepping in the ring with them
>The biggest impact he had on the business was being the GOAT in literally all aspects.
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>>1973590
>Kek
Have sex pinhead
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>>1973680
>pinhead
Have sex loser
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>>1973710
Get a clue, retard
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>>1973717
>Undercarder mark SEETHING because he has no argument
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Undercarder marks BTFO
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undercarder cucks always on damage control
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Autism: The Thread
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>>1974149
t. Mark
Don't you have a bull to prep for your anorexic whore of a wife?
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>>1973725
> its yet another deanNEET takes a decent meme with potential from someone else and ruins it post
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>>1974149
Hi Mark!
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>>1973677
this is simply not true
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