Anybody have any predictions for the WrestleMania 33 card? Here's

Yeah this just has to be Takers last mania.

And it has to be against Cena.

Your card is clearly the ideal option OP

>>1973343
>ideal

2 rehashes of matches that were far better in the early 2000s and a triple threat with zero appeal?

>>1973335
There's no way Brock vs Rock is feasible. If they want the ultimate paycheck, they'd sign McGregor to a one match deal and have McGregor vs Brock with Dana White in his corner and shenanigans leading to McGregor winning.

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Undertaker's Last Match

The Undertaker vs. John Cena

WWE World Championship

AJ Styles (c) vs. Randy Orton

WWE Universal Championship

Roman Reigns (c) vs. Finn Balor

Grudge Match

Triple H vs. Seth Rollins

No Holds Barred

Brock Lesnar vs. Shane McMahon

>>1973351
I was going to make a comment about the size disadvantage, but then I remembered they did Mayweather vs Big Show.

they should certainly do cena v undertaker, but i hope they don't do it for the belt

there is no real reason too, the storyline can exist without it and it would still be a big deal

(with that being said, having taker go over AJ at rumble and throwing the belt in will make the story Cena's record breaking champ win v the fucking undercarder, i guess)

also:
Balor v Reigns
Triple H v Rollins
Brock v Shane

are all pretty much a given. if jericho is back in time, have Jericho v KO. not sure what to do with AJ, really.

>>1973460
Somebody else had an alternative card. I'll read it off.

WWE World Title
AJ Styles (c ) vs John Cena

Universal Title
Kevin Owens (c ) vs Finn Balor

Seth Rollins vs Triple H

Undertaker vs Sting

No Holds Barred
Brock Lesnar vs Shane McMahon

Roman Reigns vs Goldberg

Womens Championship
Charlotte (c ) vs Sasha Banks vs Bayley

Chris Jericho vs Shinsuke Nakamura

Ladder Match for IC Title

Pre-Show:
James Ellsworth vs Braun Strowman II

Tag Title Turmoil

>Undertaker as champ

Please for the love of god no....

>>1973351

Why would McGregor win? Just because he's coming in as a guest? He wouldn't win in a real fight or in wrestling kayfabe.

Like Tyson said, a celeb from another sport, who is untrained/incompetent at that sport, shouldn't come in and beat trained top stars.

UFC has cultivated a fanbase of retards, many of whom already think Conor could beat Lesnar in a fight.

Maybe make it a brawl-for-all style shootfight. Or in other words UFC/MMA. Lesnar destroying Conor would be most accurate to reality and kayfabe.

>>1973335
It's going to be Brock vs Shane m8

>>1973335
This has potential to be the shittiest mania of all time.

>>1973489
It will be better than 32 so long as everyone doesn't get injured.

Meat Stasiak & Cheeseburger vs (Team Fitness) Simon Dean & Richard Simmons

Santa Claus vs Bernie Sanders

South African Championship
John Cena (c) vs Al Gore

FNW Tag Titles
Breaking Bad (Walter White & Jesse Pinkman) (c) vs The Russos (Jimmy & Jey Russo) w/ Vince Russo

FNW World Title
Stretch Squatthrust (c) vs Negan vs Donald Trump vs Harambe

>>1973531

can't tell if trying too hard to be funny (which in that case, KYS) or is really trying to work me into a shoot

They need to cut their losses with Rollins, and that three-way for the Universal Title would be shit, but I definitely see 'Taker dropping the World Title to Cena.

James Ellsworth vs Braun Strowman II during the pre-show, with Ambrose helping Ellsworth win.

>>1973531
>Stasiak
He's still alive?

Jericho puts his career on the line against Owens for the title imo