>Rusev not on SS >Ziggler not on SS >Corbin not on SS

They've got what, six matches right now?

Summerslam had twice that many, and granted, Summerslam didn't have three giant elimination matches, but I imagine they'll find something for these guys to do.

Also, Ziggler is interfering with Miz and Zayn.

All 5v5 will be 30+ minutes at least

>>1962126
Even if you say the SS matches together will eat two hours, that only leaves Kalisto/Kendrick, Miz/Zayn and Brock/Goldberg. You need at least one more match on the main card.

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>>1962126
>30+ minute divas match

Right you thundercunts. I've been working 16-hour shifts for the past two weeks so I'm out of the loop. Can anyone bring me up to speed before SS? Fairly certain I'm gonna catch last nights Smackdown, but that's all I have time for.

Why has GM Cuck-My-Shit-Up replaced Corbin?
When did the Miz reclaim his title?

>>1962136
>Why has GM Cuck-My-Shit-Up replaced Corbin?
Injury angle. Corbin's out, Bryan picked Shane to replace him and be a leader and get everybody to work together.
>When did the Miz reclaim his title?
Tonight. Ziggler rolled Miz up, then Maryse pushed them so Ziggler's shoulders were down instead.

The only bad thing you listed is Rusev not being involved.

WWE is absolute shit, though, and it'll never un-JUST itself.

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>>1962131

The botch-per-minute rate is going to be off the fucking charts.

>>1962126
>>1962131
>>1962168

Remember the last women's Survivor match?

It was such an abortion that the commentators gave up and JBL started actively heckling the shitshow

>>1962173
when was it?

>>1962173
In fairness, there'll be at least five good wrestlers involved in this one over both teams.

>>1962174

2014. The one where there was a botch on some corner spot, I think it was Paige that fell to the outside, and Alicia Fox tried to cover by yelling "CHICKEN" at her.

The entire thing was a train wreck.

>>1962178

True. 2014 had MAYBE three genuinely competent wrestlers (Emma, Nattie, and MAYBE Paige), and Summer Rae, who's usually at least good enough to sell and lose.

Not on that night though. Absolutely nothing went right.

>>1962173
>>1962182
>>1962189

Shit, looking back, 2014 SvS was just a bad show in general.

Jack Swagger beat Cesaro on the preshow, a travesty.
Then a solid 4 way tag championship match that Miz and Mizdow won
Then that atrocious women's Survivor match
Then Bray beat Ambrose by DQ, furthering a feud that has to be the low point in both men's WWE runs
Adam Rose and The Bunny beat Slator-Gator in a match that belonged on SuperStars.
A bad match where Nikki beat AJ for the Diva's championship, kickstarting the worst Diva's championship reign in recent memory that NEVER GODDAMN ENDED
Then a pretty good main event Survivor match where Sting interfered to help Dolph carry Team Cena to a win, causing the banishment of The Authority, which lasted all of six weeks.

The Authority was then brought back in a mind-bogglingly stupid segment on RAW I'm going to blame of Survivor Series because without it that segment couldn't have happened.

>>1962074

>the entire cruiserweight division minus Kendrick not on SS


how is this a bat thing?

>>1962162

>Attending RAW house show soon, hope he shows up.

>>1962192
>The Authority was then brought back in a mind-bogglingly stupid segment on RAW I'm going to blame of Survivor Series because without it that segment couldn't have happened.
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN

>>1962074
Gotta get in as much ad revenue and shilling as possible.