/lu/ - General

WHERE is king cuerno

he's in the trailer for the season

>>1959512
he got injured. I cant remember if it was during season 3 or two though. He comes back later

>>1959549
I really hope he gets a push in season 4 he's got it all

>tfw you know tomorrows episode is going to be terrible

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Aztec Warfare tonight boys

>>1963556
Anyone else wish they could go back and dub Mil Muertes with Matanza's voice?

>>1963689
they both rarely speak

>>1963556
really? shit I haven't watched the past 3 episodes, did anything big happened?

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>>1963556
This is the only thing I have been excited for in wrestling for a while now.

>>1963898
yeah, last week episode was one of the best

I'm currently 13 episodes into the first season, how does the show go from there

>>1964077
Remainder of the first season is lit as fuck, 2 probably isn't as good overall, but still based, 3 has been really good so far, with some very consistent character-work and is awesome at delivering pay-offs to everything and making everyone feel important in the scheme of things.
That's what I take from S3 above all else, desu. Everyone is at least somewhat relevant, granted they're of any importance. Can't have EVERYONE feel useful.

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Yfw sexy star wins aztec warfare III

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>>1964206

MUNDO

Taya and Johnny are so good together.

Where is Slam Town located?

>>1964221
>ywn see mundo pump cum into tayas tight wet pussy

>>1963875
Well for one I doubt Mil can stutter out more than one proper sentence in english

Also, I'm on I think ep 5 of s3.

Jack Evans is fucking hilarious to be honest with you lads

SON OF HAVOC

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My boy Pentagon
>yfw he wins tonight

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>>1964206

CERO MIEDO
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so good

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>>1964206
yfw based johnny mundo takes the title from her right after

lu really needs another belt

>>1964229
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

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>>1964206

>>1964244
what a fucking entrance

This aztec warfare is really good to bad the ending is going to be shit

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Muh death machine eliminated first

mariposa BTFO

Rey going full le demon kang now?

>Rey Rey with predator dreads

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>yfw rey buries everyone and then sexy star buries rey

Who's /bienbien/ here?

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>>1964295

Marty's pretty underrated desu lads

who /jackevans/ here?

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>>1964295

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET THAT BITCH OUTTA THERE

If your girl has cricket she's a hoe familia

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>>1964310
For what purpose?

>>1964313
this

Sexy Star!

I don't know why, but I have good feeling that she might win

>>1964316
>he doesn't know

if sexy star wins everyone in this thread has to apologize

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>>1964320
DELET THIS

>>1964323
I do know. But I think you should refresh us with info.
>Yeah, that should do the trick!

I will literally buy everyone in this thread fallout 4 if sexy star wins

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>>1964316
I would lick every surface of her

WHO ARE THESE CHINKS QUIT TOUCHING MYY BOY PENTAGON

Holy shit! It's the chink ninja order

BRUH WTF

FUCKING NINJAS

based ricky

>>1964340
TEH YAKUZA!!!!

>14 1/2
Oh my sides

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>Jap girls will never kick your ass

Why even live

>>1964340
DAM MONGORIANS

NOW MASCARITA WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>this is probably Meltz fantasy

BASED REY

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>>1964349

>yfw get beat up by joshi ninjas

why even live?

HE"S DOING IT AGAIN

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>yfw Joey win this

>>1964357
And you call yourself a man....
>>1964364
The absolute madman!

>>1964316
Where can I find more of this?

fucking joey

I wonder if Catrina's tits are real.

Based stunner

DA BIG GUYZ

So which Luchador is /ourguy/?

>>1964385
pentagon dark

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>>1964376
they're real and spectacular

>>1964369
Dunno.

>>1964385
Pentagon and Fenix

Anyone got the pic of them with the money?

there goes my guy drago

REY IS ABOUT TO BURY MATANZA WTF

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>IT'S HAPPENING!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1964357
Living the dream

Some people have all the luck

>>1964388
muh dick

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>Rey eliminates Matanza

>>1964388
More Catrina pls

Based Rey

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>Matanza

BASED GENERAL WORKING SHAQ

>Build up monster for two a season and a half
>have him lose to a manlet
what did they mean by this?

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>>1964376
that's just top tier genes at work

>>1964430
thicc

>>1964376
I don't know but I've seen her live twice and that fucking midget is stacked as fuck.

BASED MATANZA KILLING REY

> HE DID IT AGAIN

>>1964434
midget?

johnny is so good

>>1964430
Goddess

Based Angelico is back

That was a mean looking Flatliner

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>it's a sexy star against the odds episode

Bretty gud punch

NOOOOOOOO
I DON'T WANT MIL TO BE FOLEY

>CMON SEXY DONT STOP

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Who did the Women's revolution better?

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>You Deserve it

gay

>>1964477
LU, clearly.

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>You deserve it chants

The Temple had been tainted, lads

>dat shitty double stomp

does she lose that shit next week? whatever, then.

THE ERA OF MAN IS OVER

HEIL SEXY STAR

why didn't they let mack take the pin? based mil had to eat the pin for this whore

>>1964463
>Sexy Star first woman to hold the men's world title in pro wrestling

>Hillaretty couldn't even win with a corporate faction

>>1964477
the only good match involving women in WWE was Asuka vs Emma last year I think.

>>1964478
>>1964484

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

>>1964491
Ricky Banderas is a cool dude. He probably volunteered just to give her a moment at the top. You faggots read the spoilers and got mad but its like you forgot what happens next week anyway. Show was good

>CHINKS ATTACK PENTAGON
>MATANZA GETS BURIED BY A MANLET
>MIL EATS THE PIN FOR A ROASTIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I kind of liked the finish. At least somebody in pro wrestling got a happy ending.

>>1964500
Could you try rephrasing that and not sound like a retard this time?

This would have been funnier if it were last week because then you know they lined it up to be right after Clinton won but oops!

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>>1964499
The moment gets ripped away next, doesn't it?

>>1964500
pretty much everyone work to take down matanza, so i was fine with that.

That actually wasnt too bad

>>1964502
I wish one of those chink lucha ninjas would give me a happy ending

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>>1964510
>yfw Johnny Mundo is the second person to fail in his cash in

>>1964430
>>1964388
Someone has an extensive folder of her they're willing to post now, right?

>>1964521
nice

Any of you guys noticed the piped in crowd noise? It was very noticeable when it was just Sexy Star and Mil Muertes going one on one.

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>>1964252

Mfw

>>1964534
they do that literally every single episode

>>1964223

Mundo lets taya fuck others while he watches

>>1964524
I hope

>>1964549
>ywn see jack evans and pj black dp her while mundo watches

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>>1964316

I dont like sexy star but i gotta admit my dick gets hard to her

>>1964316
What a fantastic body.

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>>1964524
I don't but have this

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>>1964540
God I miss Paige.
>>1964523
OR
>yfw Johhny Mundo is the first person to win the Gift of the Gods and the LU title from the same person
>>1964564
>>1964567
Yep.
>>1964569
>When they give that look

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>>1964316

>>1964569
>their boobs are touching

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>>1964390

Gotchu senpai

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>>1964316

>Johnny going to BTFO Sexy Star
>Rabbit Tribe
>Hot ninjas

rest of S3 is looking good

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>>1964569

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Get ready to APOLOGIZE

>>1964557

Life is not good famalam

>>1964569
nip

>>1964592
wewlad

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help me cope /lu/ I know it's only for a week but it hurts

>>1964608
Take solace in the fact that it was still booked better than WWEs entire womens revolution

>>1964316
tight tight tight!

>>1964484
Team Dysfunctional got those same chants when they won the Trios Tourney newbie.

>>1964592
Sexy Star looks hot in that gif

>>1964388
yum

>>1964316
Very nice perky tits on her.

Still haven't watched since the S3 premiere. I know what happened tonight. Worth catching up yet?

>>1964675
the meme epsiode from last week is well worth the catch up and aztec warfare was great expect for the ending

>>1964673
Very nice everything

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>>1964673

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>>1964673
>>1964710

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>>1964733

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>>1964710
>>1964733
>>1964749
Moar plz anon

>>1964761
>her ass resting on the rope
bueno

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>>1964761
God have fucking mercy! Whoever took those pictures had a giant boner throughout the whole session, Jesus Christ she's my new fap queen

>>1964749
>>1964756
>>1964316
Her tits aren't huge, but they are perky as fuck and that's just as good.

>>1964792
Thank you, Anon I love you

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>>1964792

I'm honestly looking foward to pentagon's tour of destruction and Ultima Lucha 3. Yes it was spoiled, but it sounds so fucking good.

>>1964897
QUIT SPOILING IT

>>1964792
good lord

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>Joshis in the temple

>>1964930
How? I just said it sounds like a really good finale to season 3. Not like I'm sharing any details.

>>1964942
>Pentagon's tour of destruction
Not that anon, and I don't care about spoilers, but you gotta be dumb not to get that that's a spoiler in itself

>>1964947
Dude if you seen pentagons character in the past seasons, you know he's going to be breaking arms. How the fuck is that a spoiler? Are you that dense. It's basically inferred at this point.

>>1964316
10/10 body

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>>1964316
>been advocating how hot Sexy Star is for months
>/asp/ies keep denying it because they sperg at 'muh strong woman' meme that Matt Striker keeps spouting
>it takes a fucking nude photoshoot for people to figure out how hot she is

Her win is what you deserve

>>1964969
Her wearing a skirt kinda adds to when her wrestling tights get exposed when she's laid out on the mat. Really alluring.

>>1964969
I've enjoyed looking up her skirt since she debuted,and her mouth is sexy as hell.
Nice tits too.

>>1964969
Something wrong with liking nude women?

>>1964941
2 of the 3 are going to nxt

>>1965059
They changed their minds and are staying in Stardom to build it up+ Kana would bury them

>>1965119
Kana isn't running the show.

>>1965125
She's literally female Japanese Triple H she'll find a way to bury them

>>1965133
When she was in Japan running her own promotion or having influence in other companies, sure.

In NXT she's just a wrestler. High on the card but only a wrestler same as everyone else.
Never mind that if Io/Kairi did sign, Asuka would no doubt be moved up to the main roster by the time they showed up.

>>1965119
>+ Kana would bury them
lol no. Triple H used Kana (and KENTA) as experiments to see how receptive the crowd would be to Japanese wrestlers. Then he replaced KENTA with Nakamura (a better and more popular wrestler) and is wanting to replace Kana with Io Shirai for the same reasons.

>>1965141
>is wanting to replace Kana with Io Shirai for the same reasons.
uh


no

Those two situations are not remotely the same.

>>1965141
Except KENTA never got past the midcard of NXT (mostly due to his injury which made him miss out on the big expansion of NXT), Asuka has been pushed as the top female star since she showed up and was superpushed to the title.

If anything Nakamura's role so far has been mirroring Asuka's.

>>1965144
Yes they are. Shirai is almost 10 years younger than Kana and arguably has a more exciting style of wrestling.

>>1965153
Nothing you said refutes what I said. Kana was an experiment and a very successful one, but Haitch knows she doesn't have too many good years left in her so he definitely wants someone like Io Shirai to eventually replace her. But you could even argue that Kana's personality and charisma is more suited for this sports entertainment crowd than Shirai's and it won't be a guarantee that she'll be as popular as Kana there.

>>1965175
Shirai is also not nearly as hot or charismatic as Asuka and with less name recognition, two things that matter very much in WWE. Asuka was the most well known joshi wrestler these days, and even then she was not a big name in the US, so you can see how unknown Io would be.

Again, there's no "replacing" other than that Asuka would be getting called up sooner rather than later, and given she was a rousing success, of course HHH is now looking for even more Japanese women. You're acting like it's an either or situation. What Asuka did was open the gate for them.

It's like saying if he signed Kushida or someone that he's trying to replace Nakamura, because he's 36.

KENTA was replaced as their focused Japanese guy, that's true, but he was never pushed the way Nakamura or Asuka have been pushed. Even in his first angle he ended up as second fiddle to Finn, whereas Asuka and Nakamura have been pushed as unstoppable gods.

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>>1965190
fuck off ruining my comfy thread

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>>1965264
Sorry, here is a picture of Melissa Santos

>>1965190
>>1965175
>>1965153
> Kenta
> Kana
> not even doing it ironically

Fuck off back to wue

>>1965298
>getting triggered
Go back to your safe space.

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>>1965267
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

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top 3 moments:
3. crowd losing it when Matanza gets pinned
2. joshi invasion
1. Mil's god tier stare at the camera when he enters
honorable mention: "you know when you wipe with cheap toilet paper and you get a little on your finger? that's Joey Ryan"

WHY DO THEY KEEP BULLYING PENTAGON?

>>1965648
Pentameme fucked with the wrong gooks, senpai. Hes about to receive the honorary Shirai burial

>>1965613
>Implying the Mil + Matanza dual pin then staredoown wasnt better
>No mention of fucking Angelico descending from the heavens again

>want to portray sexy as a strong champion
>literally wins by having men beat up heels for her.

>>1965678
She'll be buried by Mundo next week anyway

>>1965672
Camerawork was shit for the staredown, and angelicos spot was good but its his worst one yet

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>Pentagon getting dominated in front of an audience by four Asian women

God dammit, this is MY fetish!

>>1964223
>mundo pumping cum into anything
lol sure

>>1964369
mexico

>>1964491
maybe sexy and mil are bros in real life

>ywn drink beers with mil muertes in sexy star's pool on a weekday

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>>1964492
>post yfw you realized they timed this episode expecting hillary to win

>>1964534
it has to do with the editing. the live crowd is still the source of the sound, though

>>1964751
>>1964754
these make great reaction faces

>>1965119
Honestly, this is good since poaching is a real problem that WWE has been doing as of late. Back in the pre aquistion of WCW, wrestlers could choose an alternative if they weren't satisfied. Now it's basically WWE or bust which has resulted in mix results to wrestlers. Take Johnny Mundo where an ECW championship and mid card titles was all he had going for him. Fast foward to LU sees him as one of the top heels the temple has, and he's pretty darn good at it. Just that some people will shine better in places not named the WWE, but the money is that one advantage that they have over everyone else.

>>1965613
Mil is so fucking cool

>>1964675
>>1964677
Alight, I caught up. That WMD match probably would've brought me back in if I watched it when it aired.

AW2 > AW >AW3

It wasn't just the ending, 3 was just too memey for me with stuff like Famous B as an entrant

>>1968793
Yeah, the roster looked shallow as fuck this time. Too many geeks in it.

>>1964448
shes like 5'2"

>>1965613
he gave me this state at UL3 and then pushed me out of the fucking way and took my chair

>>1968876
Everyone that maybe shouldnt have been there is there to advance their story line though. Except for Ricky Mandel, but he was used for Pentagon's

>>1969150
based muertes

>>1969144
that's pretty tall, I'm like 4'9"

>>1969154
Thought the rabbit tribe was going to debut. Guess in the next couple of episodes.

SEASON 2 DOWNLOAD/TORRENT WHERE

>>1968793
>hating on Famous B

423-kill yourself