Why is he trying so hard to sound like he is "one of

This guy is a complete joke. I sincerely hope youre more pathetic and photoshopped this

i mean, he named himself punk. what more do u want? hes a punk.

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>be CM Punk
>admire Lesnar's athleticism
>"I-I could do MMA too. I mean, I am a wrestler and age is just a number"
>beg Dana for a job because its been my dream to do MMA despite claiming my dream was pro-wrestling
>spend 2 years training
>make AJ make sacrifices for my dreams
>get injured
>train
>get injured
>find out I'm facing Mickey
>"H-He's only faced tomato cans. Surely I will win!"
>get fucking embarassed by a kid
>"I-I'll be back! I had so much fun haha"
>cry
>Dana tells me "Punk, please go home and relax"
>Sure thing boss!
>"Phil I'm so glad your home, can we just forget about this whole MMA thi-"
>ignore AJ and call Rufus to train me ASAP
>my marriage with AJ is slowly falling apart
>I wish she would be more considerate about my dreams
>at least UFC Fight Pass is here to cheer me up!
>months pass as Punk watches UFC PPVs alone in his apartment
>"Dana should be calling me anytime soon for my second fight..."

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>all those cucks retweeting and liking his ass kissing

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>>1954480
That's not how it happened!!

>>1954486
And none them are fighters kek

Fighters either felt sorry for him or made fun of him. They had nothing to say about his skill

>>1954498
Explain to me how it happened

Imagine livetweeting a UFC event 2 months after you were BTFO.

Imagine posting anything on the Internet ever again.

>>1954480

The best part was how he did the Brock thing and called pro wrestling fake and gay and claimed if MMA had been popular when he was younger he'd have chosen that instead. Then he tried to have a real fight and embarrassed himself. Meanwhile Brock's standing in fake and gay wrestling is so much higher than Punk's now.

cringe

>How dare Punk talk about a thing he likes!
>How dare Punk live a normal life, tweeting normal things

Stay sad & angry, /asp/.

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What is Punk thinking here?

Its so fun looking back at how delusional he was.

>he actually thought he could earn a title shot

http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/28/12053110/cm-punk-says-its-not-far-fetched-for-him-to-believe-he-can-earn-a

>>1954614
"I've spent a shit load for you to make me look good"

>>1954462
cause he's a jabroni

>>1954614
please fuck my wife

>>1954614
"I've found a new bull"

>>1954620
>watch Tyron vs Wonderboy
>ever thinking could handle that level of combat

He was lucky Mickey left his face in one piece.

>>1954462
Who's the better wrestler. Him or del rio. I wonder if they're still friends.

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>this card is bonkers

>>1954462
>OP thinks he's one of the guys

It'd be weirder for him not to watch 205, what a strange thread.

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>>1954462
ONE OF THE GUYS

>>1954663
/asp/ literally knows nothing about wrestling other than memes. No one here watches wrestling. It's the same exact people from before /asp/ was merged with /woowoowoo/ and everyone is just going along with the joke.

>>1954671
>/asp/ is a meme

well yeah

This is the dumbest thread ever, he's been a fan of ufc for ages hence why he wanted to be a ufc fighter

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>>1954663
>>1954671
>>1954676

calm down samecuck

>>1954480
Does AJ end up leaving him for Mickey?

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Don't get too mad now

>>1954678
lol stay mad memespouter. Learn how to read replies to posters.

>>1954678
>people think this pointless thread is dumb
>must be samefagging

>>1954684
>>1954688
>>1954689

samecuck

He's so fucking mad lmao

>>1954690
>continues to be an angry memespouter

>cuck
>>>/reddit/

Go watch some vines, faggot.

Too soon?

So is Punk the one samefagging or does he have friends helping him? Because its kind of hard to believe that pussy has any friends left.

>>1954695
>so is it more than one person samefagging?

You are literally retarded

>>1954695
It's not samefagging if it's more than one person you stupid idiot.

ffs learn your memes

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>enitre thread everybody shitting on Punk
>all of a sudden 3 hours later we get a slew of posts bitching about the thread, /asp/, and Punk hate

yeah that sure isn't samefag

>>1954702
>only one person on /asp/ doesn't like CM Punk

Yeah okay

>>1954695
He's got more friends than >>(You)

>>1954700
>>1954701
Lrn2English you gay

>>1954706
>SEETHING

>>1954705
But for how long? All they have to do is disagree with Punk's opinion and Punk just cuts off contact with them. Punk is all talk until someone like Mickey put him in his place. He couldn't stop praising Mickey. Mickey made him fucking cry kek

>>1954702
Its because Punkfags stay up instead of sleeping like normal people with jobs do

>>1954711
>it's the same time everywhere in the world

Keep showing how much of an idiot you are.

>>1954711
>But for how long?

Longer than >>(You) ever will.

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lol so easy to make the samecuck seeth for delicious (you)s

>>1954716
If you live in a third world country and not in thr U.S then I suggest you get your shit together and stop posting on /asp/ and help your mom pick berries or whatever you poor people do.

>>1954728
>anything outside of the United States of Trumpland is a third world country

lol okay bro. Roll tide.

delicious samecuck (you)s

>>1954721
>only pretending to be retarded

>>1954735
>cares about (You)'s
>on an anonymous website
>can't even spell the meme right
>thinks he's cool because he posts on 4chan

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delicious samecuck (you)s

>>1954571
Brock always seemed pretty respectful of pro wrestling even at the height of his ufc career

I remember him saying something along the lines that mma was safer than wwe and his botched shooting star press spooked the shit out of him and put him off wrestling

>>1954614
"I can't wait to introduce him to AJ. #ImWithHer"

>>1954571
>how he did the Brock thing and called pro wrestling fake and gay and claimed if MMA had been popular when he was younger he'd have chosen that instead
source? i dont remember this at all

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>>1954755
>admitting something is so carny and dangerous it made him quit it and go to safer cagefighting
>respectful

being dangerous is not a good thing disphit, it made pic related into a god damn lesbian emtional train wreck of a person

>>1954751
>thinks this is trolling

You're so new.

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^

I don't get it, why are you posting these tweets?

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>>1954660
It's absolutely wacky, anon!

>>1954695
>O-only Punk could think this ebin thread is retarded

Fucking sad.

>>1954721
>>1954735
>>1954751
>>1954768

>Trying this hard to hide how SEETHING you are right now

>>1954755

I think things changed but when he first went to UFC he did an interview where he basically called WWE fake bullshit. He was on pretty bad terms with them at the time though so yeah. I think he was just saying what he needed to say to be taken seriously.

>>1954762

It was either in an interview or the Evolution of Punk series. He said that if MMA had been as big as WWF was back in the late 90s he'd have gone into that instead of wrestling. Lucky for him that he didn't or we'd have never heard of him.

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>>1954872
>>1954874
>still samecucking

Fuck CM Phillip and fuck minorities

>rewatch Evolution of Punk
>that part at the end where Cult of Personality starts playing

fucking hilarious

Phil BTFO by Joe Rogan!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yjnyXDducc

>>1954462
Kek what a delusional cuck.

https://u.pomf.is/usziko.webm

>>1954571
Brock is a stand up guy. He recognizes the platform wwe gave him to showcase his talents. Not to mention all the money they gave him. He truly respects the biz. Punk is a poser. Has to lash out like at vince because hes insecure.

>>1955538
>lets call him phil
kek
Rogan was on point about phil being a control freak as well.

>>1954711
>Punk is all talk until someone like Mickey put him in his place. He couldn't stop praising Mickey. Mickey made him fucking cry kek

This is literally every fight ever. Mickey will be doing the same thing when he gets beat by Sage Northcutt.next month.

>>1955648
kys
our boy mickey will win easy

yo that is cringe as fuck

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>>1955521
Lol he was trying to be a badass and got his ass beat bad

>>1955778
What were his words? I'm here punch people, not shake hands?

>>1955783
Something like that. I'm here to fight not shake hands.

Well guess what dumbass? You weren't going to fight at the weigh in

I was genuinely bewildered when his description of advancement in BJJ (or any martial art for that matter) was get punched in the face then advance.

>>1955778
>>1955783
>>1955786
> People still being worked by Punk simply not shaking someone's hang
You marks.

>>1954480
>"H-He's only faced tomato cans. Surely I will win!"

this was always so funny to me. why does he think he's in a position to call anyone else a "tomato can"? literally, unhyperbolically, every single one of those "tomato cans" had more experience than Punk did walking in to fight Gall.

>>1955794
Whatever, Phil. You're the one who wound up getting emasculated in front of a worldwide audience

>>1954462
No one likes him but he's trying hard to change their minds

Truth is, he's a standoffish introverted cunt and nothing will change that

>>1954614
>Punk is competing in the same division as Tyron

I wonder how their fight would go

>>1955797
Delusion. Product of years of telling himself he's the best in the world. Poor Phil had his world collapse all around him and is still trying to pick up the pieces.

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>>1954462
Giving a fuck about UFC or MMA

I wonder how smarkbusters felt about Punk getting his ass kicked?

>>1954614
"damn when did 50 Cent grow a beard"

>>1955783
That sounds like something he'd say

He likes UFC, leave him alone. Jesus you guys are pathetic

>people ITT actually defending Phil
How low can you sink?

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>>1954480
Found the problem. He's getting trained by the JUST Roufus, not the GOAT Roufus.

>>1954462
what a cuck

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LMAO

Found this on the Roufus training gym website.
>You never have to fight/spar

>>1954664
Underrated post

>the most active thread on /asp/ are waifu threads and a thread about some random CM Punk tweets
purge this board

>>1954480
>"H-He's only faced tomato cans. Surely I will win!"
>turns out he was a champion in some nobody promotion

Cm punk is the emo kid, who never grew up.

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At least he's ranked unlike the quitter Nick Diaz

>>1959220
Why does this guy have such a huge name?

>>1954480
Holy shit you're right about Dana ignoring him kek

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/breaking/ct-cm-punk-comeback-spt-1104-20161107-story.html

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>>1955548

>>1959337

What a fucking loser, like he can afford to take 2 months off to watch a fucking baseball team.

>>1955538
BTFO

>>1955548
>https://u.pomf.is/usziko.webm
kek

Does AJ think about Mickey often?

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>>1959250
yeah, what did that guy ever accomplish.

>>1962509
I was just jesting at first, but he has a 7-6 record in the UFC. I always thought he did much better than that.

Mickey Gall here

AMA

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>>1955548

He couldn't even last one fucking round. If he could have done that at least then all that praise he got would be worth something.

>>1962758
most of his career was spent in EliteXC and Strikforce and getting suspended though.

>>1965057
when you next fight, champ? Also, did you fuck AJ?

>>1959250
holy shit #84 in the world

I'm still mad that Punk still fucking sucks so bad at everything. He was supposed to be the hardest worker in the world and he hasn't improved at all in over a year.

Don't get me wrong he works hard but he works retardedly and hasn't even learned any sequences yet. He would literally get stomped by most 0-1 amateurs.

>>1965195
I'm fighting Sage in December

And yes, Phil insisted on watching (kinda weird, but whatever)

>>1965323
He is dillusional to think he is athletically gifted

>>1965323

To be completely fair to Punk, he came into UFC when his body was worn out from wrestling and at the age he's at, he's already left his prime physical state, as he's pushing 40 at this point.

>>1965540
Also he wanted to do amateur but Dana offered him a UFC contract.