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>>1948931
>Vince prostituting Taker like that

Based Lebron BTFOing Undercarder and shitty WWE PR attempts

>>1948931
>undertaker literally couldn't draw LeBron out of his dressing room
You can't make this shit up

>turning up in full ring gear with a camera crew
>get snubbed

the absolute state of undercarder

>>1948941
kek

>>1948931
> UNDERC+ARDER BLOWN BACK

BTFO
T
F
O

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Gotta rev up the old pasta and make some new additions

>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.
>Despite changing into all his gimmick gear, couldn't draw LeBron James out of his dressing room despite standing around for an hour

>>1948931
Holy fuck undercarder will never recover

>>1948931
Embarrassing

That's honestly pretty depressing.

WWE showed up to meet Lebron with no forewarning with a bunch of cameras expecting a free photo opp. Good on Lebron for not giving them free promotion.

>taketty

>>1948931
Rest in no dimes, Undercarder BTFO

>>1948931
White "males" BTFO.

>lebron james

literally who.

Anyway, good work America, getting huge black guys to play a girl's game like netball.

>>1948931
>standing around in full ring gear for an hour just to get snubbed

UNDERCARDER ON SUICIDE WATCH

Totally the WWE's fault

Vince could have talked to the Leaveland owner and get an assurance that James shows up at least once

>>1948931
He knows that the Undertaker drawn no dimes

Lelbron 2-0. First it was CM Cuck now The Undercarder, who’s next?

>>1948941
Holy kek

>Taker in his full gear
>Getting cucked by lel bron

This is pathetic. I thought Lebron didn't notice Taker because he didn't wear the gimmick.

>full ring wanker

>>1948931
>he didn't even meet with him

how embarrassing

>>1948931
Undercarder BTFO

>>1948941
Kek

>>1948941
KEK

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>takettyfags thought because LeBoon wore an Undertaker shirt he was a fan
>didn't even give enough of a fuck about the undercarder to meet him
>yfw that shirt was some shit he threw on without paying attention

Undercarder is done, it's over for him.

>>1948931
>THE SHITTY OF THE UNDERCARDER

DISGUSTING

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>>1949042

Underrated post

>>1948970

This. Im glad he cucked retarded Vince and his stupid spooky monster man

>>1948931
who's to say undertaker was there to meet him?

>>1948931
Glad to see Dana Warrior and Michelle Mccool all dressed up and with their hair combed like THOT's. Lebron probably BLACKED them and make UnderCarder stand outside and listen

>>1948931
absolutely cringeworthy

>going in full costume
>an undead zombie costume

how the fuck was this guy ever over? embarrassing

>dresses up and waits upwards of an hour to get a pic

Jesus Christ, the fucking cringe man.

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HAHAHAHAH

the undercuckter continues to make himself a joke

first by getting 'concussed' (a medical term for being old as dust) within a minute of starting any of his last matches

now he gets dumped like some cheap alleyway prostitute after dressing up and standing there for an hour crying into his mascara

the ABSOLUTE state of Taketty

Here's the real reason


LeBron is still a little black boy and he's scared as fuck of the undertaker

> showing up in full gear only to get snubbed by LeBron
> showing up in full gear and realizing that Dana Warriors crazy ass is there, and now you have to stand between her and your wife because they don't get along. Then getting snubbed by LeBron
How many times do you think undertaker said "nigger" on the way back home?

>>1949568
t. mark

>>1949570
Ill take the over on whatever you come up with

>>1949571
Muh double entendre

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>Lelbron is seen wearing a Taker shirt
>WWE immediately jumps on that and tries to get free PR without his consent
>Get stood up

LOL
O
L

Lebron has already mentioned that he thinks Sting was the GOAT. He only wore that Taker shirt as a publicity stunt is all.

>Undertaker goes to meet LeBron
>LeBron snubs him
>A week later, LeBron watches the Indians blow a 3-1 lead.

REALLY
MAKES
YOU
THINK

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I hope NBA got footage of Lebrons reaction when they told him that Undertaker is outside with a camera crew wanting to meet him.

I wonder what he said.

>>1949570
>How many times do you think undertaker said "nigger" on the way back home?

18+

>>1948931
LeBron is too intimidated by based Taker and knows he will mark out.

The fallout is magnificent also. Hundreds of buttmad marks on comment sctions saying shit like 'He's the UNDAAAHTAKAH! An Icon bigger than you will ever be! How dare you stand up a legend for money!'

top keks all around.

>>1949654
>The Undercarder? My favourite wrestler is Sting

>>1948931
Lebron is a Hillary supporting faggot. Fuck him

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>>1949042

>Undertaker didn't pass the Walmart test

So Taker was never a draw?

>>1948984
Basketball is not netball scotch egg eater. You dribble and the play is more aggressive.

>>1948931
>here's why
>doesn't say why
I hate these shitty clickbait websites.

>>1948931
Kek, even the camera man doesn't want to be with the Undercarder

>>1948931
Which wrestlers have fucked Dana after Warrior's death?

>>1950254
The Rock
Hulk Hogan
CM Punk
Scott Steiner
Bray Wyatt
Mick Foley probably raped her too

>you now realise it was based LeBron who started the Undercarder meme

>I could be drinking whisky right now
>My knees hurt
>I wish Percy was here
>I miss my streak
>I wonder what Glenn's doing right now?
>tfw best pure striker here

>>1950395
Undercarder BTFO

>>1949985
this. lebron's a fuck nigga. fuck him.

>>1950395
>I wish Percy was here
Too soon, anon. Now I'm sad.

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>>1949398
KEK why are white "men" such cucks?

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>>1953583
AHAHAHAHAAHA

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>>1950395

Could somebody with talent make an Undertaker version of this image with Cavs players as the normies

>>1953597
> someone pls break in so i can shoot them and save the day
Kekt hard
Best one ive seen

>>1949398
>projecting your fetishes onto a 51 year old man
is there anything more pathetic

>>1949020
Will bork break that streak too?

>>1949020
cm cuck? story?