Say this man starts a new big league promotion to challenge Vince. You are tasked with scouting talent. You can pick 3 men, 3 women, and 3 talents to steal from wwe. Money is not a problem. who do you choose?
Men
>brian cage
>ec3
>ricochet
Women
>santana garrett
>allie
>beth phoenix
WWE
>bork
>aj styles
>nakamura
Men
>Jay Lethal
>Pentagon Jr
>Cody Rhodes, done right this time around
Women
>Alexa
>Charlotte
>Nikki
WWE
>Rusev
>American Alpha (does this count or am I cheating?)
>Luke Harper
>>1939059
Post your trios OP
>>1938771
lol ricochet
Men
>Okada
>Omega
>Kevin Nash
Women
>Rousey (money is not a problem)
>AJ Lee
>that big-breasted redhead that everybody post
WWE
>Cena (babyface)
>Reigns (heel)
>Ziggler (workhorse)
>>1938750
Men
>Angle
>Rhodes
>Kenny Omega
al 3 decent draws, all 3 good in ring, builds prestige, sets up for the future etc.
Women
>Rosemary
>Crazy Mary Dobson
>I don't care enough to have a third option for you. just phone stardom or shimmer and ask who likes hamburgers the most then get them a visa.
wwe
>AJ Styles
>Roman
>Bork
decent draws, decent workers, AJ to make them shine, first match would be Bork vs AJ vs Rhodes for the strap.
>>1939069
>Ziggler
>Workhorse
men
>connor mcgregor
>rich piana
>tyler the creator
women
>angela white
>london andrews
>siri
wwe
>ajstyles
>finn balor
>cena
>>1939076
he is though.
his in ring work is consistently good, you just don't care because you never expect him to win.
>>1939078
nigga said money is no object I want Kurt Angle from like 2002
>>1939079
lmao
>>1939076
he missed 3 weeks in 11 fucking years
>>1939079
you lost me at "finn balor"
Men
>Kenny Omega
>Cody Rhodes
>Kurt Angle
Women
>Io Shirai
>Kairi Hojo
>Mickie James
WWE
>John Cena
>AJ Styles
>Bray Wyatt
Diaz Brothers
GSP
Scott Steiner
Kelly Kelly
Eve Torres
Torrie Wilson check out that wwe video they just posted on her she is still smokin
Cena
Roman Reigns
AJ Styles
>>1939081
>money allows you to nullify the passage of time
What did you mean by this?
>>1938750
Men
>Kurt Angle
>Connor Macgregor
>Kenny Omega
Women
>Lol women wrestling
WWE
>Haitch
>Vince
>Steph
>>1939092
>clone him
>Have the original Angle train him from birth
>implying you know what you're talking about
>>1939074
>Roman
>draw
>>1939093
WWE
>Cancer
>Cancer
>Cancer
You've just made WWE 20 times better, good job
>>1939099
I'm pretty sure that means I own WWE now, right?
Jonny sins
Rocco
Manuel
Leah Gotti
Kagney Linn karter
Bibi Jones
Batista
John Cena
Randy Orton
>>1939101
no you just pay them to (poorly) perform
>>1939095
>clone him
It's been done.
>all these cucks saying Conor McGregor
Literally a fucking manlet under 200 lbs. Fuck off. I could get Joe pesci he'd be better at talking trash
>>1939111
Literally a bigger draw than anybody in WWE
men
>Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson
>Donald J. Trump
>Kanye West
women
>Caitlyn Jenner
>Cytherea
>Rihanna
wwe
>John Cena
>Randy Orton
>The Drifter Elias Samson
>>1939117
literally
>>1939117
Yeah let's see how much he draws when hes on tv every week fake fighting guys way bigger than him in every dimension you can think of. You can pick anyone and you pick Conor. Kill yourself.
Men
>Brother Nero Hardy
>Broken Matt Hardy
>King Maxel
Women
>Sienna Rollins
>Awesome Kong
>Nia Jax
WWE
>AJ Styles
>Seth Rollins
>Braun Strowman
>implying billionaire ted will ever get back into the wrestling game, even hypothetically
Men
>Broken Matt Hardy
>Brother Nero
>Kurt Angle
Women
>Awesome Kong
>Maria Kanellis
>Gail Kim
WWE
>AJ Styles
>Bork Laser
>John Cena
>>1939125
I'm not even him lad, but keep getting mad about Conor being tougher than any of the bodybuilding rejects you jerk off to.
>>1938750
Men
>Kenny Omega
>Ethan Carter
>Connor Mcgregor
Women
>Jade
>Ivelisse
>Rousey
WWE
>John Cena
>Rusev
>American Alpha
I wanted to pick some young guys who are or could become stars, but I chose Cena for drawing power.
>>1939166
>Rusev
>American Alpha
Gable vs. Rusev when?
>>1939119
>Cytherea
if you're bringing in Cena i'd swap her out for Kendra Lust since that's who Cena got caught cheating on his wife with. could make for a good storyline. also Kendra is way hotter.
I'm gonna cheat a little and count stables as 1
Men
>El Patron
>The Hardy Family (That includes Senior Beenjeeman, Vangaurd 1, Ect.
>Bobby Lashley
Women
>Charolett
>Alexa Bliss
>Auska
WWE
>The Wyatt Family (Bray, Braun, Harper, Rowen)
>The Shield (Roman, Seth, Dean)
>John Cena or AJ Styles (Coin Flip)
Men
>Kenny Omega
>Naito
>Broken Matt
Women
Not a big fan of womens wrestling, so I dont know desu
WWE
>AJ Styles
>Cena
>Rollins or Owens
>>1939324
OP here. i specifically left it at "women" on purpose instead of """"""""women's wrestling"""""""" because not everyone here is a fan. if you'd rather just pick bimbos or pornstars and try to turn them into managers or the 2016 version of the nitro girls that's fine. also tag teams or stables can count as one, i don't care. hell, if you wanted to post a whole roster you'd try to assemble that'd be interesting to read. i just didn't want some autist coming on here and saying "KEK I'D JUST BUY WWE XD" or "i'd hire a mad scientist to dig up and clone krispen wah" or dumb shit like that
OP's list:
Men
>Pentagon
>they call him Cage
>EC3
Women
>Allie
>Ivelisse
>Brooke Adams
WWE
>American Alpha
>RuRu (Lana comes with him)
>Bork
Okada
Omega
Ishii (reckon he has 5 years to go maybe)
Allie
Mickie James
Ivelisse
Cena
Miz (big bucks ted will use his money and connects to get him in actual movies)
The Phenomenal 1
Men
>Brian Cage
>Mike Bennett (w/ Maria)
>Adam Cole
Women
>Asuka
>Alexa Bliss
>Ivelisse
WWE
>Owens
>Rollins
>The Wyatt Family
Men
>Kenny Omega
>Broken Matt Hardy
>Kurt Angle
Women
>"Women's Wrestling"
WWE
>AJ Styles
>Brock Lesnar
>Chris Jericho
>Kenny Omega
>Cody Rhodes
>Ricochet
>Asuka
>Alexa Bliss
>Ronda Rousey (you said money is no object)
>Seth Rollins (legitimately one of the most talented guys in WWE today)
>John Cena (mega-draw, cheaper and more loyal than Brock)
>AJ Styles (best wrestler in the world)
>>1939800
>(best wrestler in the world)
wew
>>1938771
>Women
bankrupt
+12 pls
>>1939079
>Rich Piana
He's gonna end up like Benoit.
>>1938750
>Men
Bobby Lashley
CM Punk
Kevin Nash
>Women
Taeler Hendrix
Cheerleader Melissa Anderson
AJ Lee
>WWE
Braun Stroman
Charlotte
William Regal
Lashley and Punk are main eventers and will feud with each other. They can make it work, and Punk will draw. It's not the best feud but it's a beginning.
Nash is there as a consultant and road agent only. He does not book matches. He's there to remind everyone what we're there for: to make money and to be able to retire without killing our bodies. He's the voice of reason when things start to get too "indie", and a valuable source of knowledge on the old carnies of wrestling.
Taeler and Melissa are experienced hands able to put on great matches, and fucking hot babes on top of it. They will serve as the mentors for the women's locker room. AJ is the big draw for the division.
Braun is fuck-huge and puts butts in seats. I'll need to get some other big dudes for him to wrestle (like Lashley).
Charlotte brings Ric Flair with her and Flair brings viewers in the South. I will use him to put Dixie out of business and then consume the leftovers WWE doesn't take. Charlotte herself is also a strong addition to the women's roster.
William Regal is another brilliant mind who should not be -too- loyal to Vince. He would know the wrestling industry needs more than one place for its people to earn a living.
It's tempting to take a big name like Stone Cold or HBK, but you never know if those guys would really be on your side...
>>1941009
Add Sting to talent relations and Big Bad Booty Daddy to heel commentary and you may be on to something
>>1939800
>Seth Rollins (legitimately one of the most talented guys in WWE today)
GOTEEEEM
Men
>Zack Sabre Jr.
>Ricochet
>Conchita Wurst (rename him seth rollins so i got 4 wwe guys)
Women
>Sasha Banks
>Charlotte
>Hillary Clinton
WWE
>Neville
>Balor
>Zayn
>>1938750
>>1938771
>>1939058
>>1939069
>>1939074
>mfw when all these pleb-tier fantasy feds
Lemme show you how to wrestling promotion that would actually DRAW DIMES
Men
>Kurt Angle
>Jay Briscoe
>CM Punk
Women
>Kharma/Awesome Kong
>Gail Kim
>Ronda Rousey
WWE
>Brock Lesnar (would put world belt on him minimum 1 year--rarely shows up at weekly shows to increase its prestige ala late 2014 Brock)
>John Cena (as heel only)
>Nakamura
Tony Schiavone for commentary.
/thread
>>1941677
>actually DRAW DIMES
>Jay Briscoe
>CM Punk
>Kharma/Awesome Kong
>Gail Kim
John Cena is the only right answer. The rest is just filler.
>>1941680
>No argument in sight
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>>1941765
This is unironically true.
Men
>Broken Matt
>CM Punk
>Jay Lethal
Women
>divashit
>pls
>go
WWE
>AJ Styles
>John Cena
>Big E
>>1938750
>Neville
>Brian Cage
>Undertaker
>Okada
>That british guy from CWC
Women
>Awesome Kong