Why does Dustin Runnels keep doing Goldust? He's not allowed

they keep paying him to eat catering and hang out with his friends

>>1938418
Dustin Runnels keeps doing Goldust because that's what WWE pays him to do.
Dustin Runnels is still around because he's an incredibly talented veteran that can provide some experience in the locker room and because he's reliable.

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remember Seven?

>>1938418
Apparently he wanted cody to retire him

Goldust was pure kino early in his career

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwCbfjK0MJM

>>1938479
Another golden moment from the undercarder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIdS6UNlxaM

Unlike kane, big show, Mark Henry etc etc etc, he literally puts on better matches than he did 20 years ago

Dust is untouchable as a worker but it is hilarious how insecure Rhodes is. Watch any interview with him and he's obviously pure white trash like every other wrestler of his era and it's all "Haha.. I couldn't be further from that character in real life haha... I don't even get it haha.. I would never... haha..."

It must be even more painful after decades and a whole career as the character. His HoF introduction is gonna be GOAT.

>>1938547
>we will never see how he would react if he actually got the breast implants

feels like we missed some hearty keks

>>1938465
>Goldust sucks
>Play Goldust for the rest of his career

>>1938418
is he /ourguy/?