>can you cut a promo? Nope! >do you have the body of a

We already know you'll never get into NXT, you don't need to tell us why.

>can you cut a promo?
Kevin Owens
>do you have the body?
Finn Balor
>can you improvise when things go off script?
See Kevin Owens
>are you a safe worker?
Sami Zayn
>durable body?
Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn, Finn Balor, Charlotte, etc.
>sell
Not hard

>>1937771
>Finn Balor
>durable body

>>1937797
Seth Rollins injured him

>>1937807
>injured
Not durable

>>1937809
Because Seth isn't safe

Like any of the old farts are capable of this shit.

Cena constantly gets injured

Jericho sucks ass at promos. Le stupid idiot xD

Brock isn't safe

Undertaker is fragile as fuck

So please fuck off.

>>1937812
still getting =/= durable

>>1937771

Balor hasn't the body of a pro wrestler, he has the body of a gay porn actor. Not complaining though.

>>1937819
>Jericho sucks ass at promos
18+

>>1937859
>Balor hasn't the body of a pro wrestler, he has the body of a gay porn actor
honestly, whats the difference?

The only alumni from NXT who seem to know how to improvise are Balor (due to wealth of experience with smaller promotions that just have an end and a few spots in sight, ie, his ICW runs), Zayn and Owens (seems genuinely naturally good at improv, makes off script moments look natural)

I initially thought a few of the women managed it, but I've long since learned that Sasha, Charlotte and Bayley scramble when shit doesn't go right. Those table spots at HIAC were absolutely unprofessional and I guarantee WWE edits them out of the network repeats in the coming weeks

>>1937797
Devitt wrestles for nearly 15 years without a single injury, and with much more intense spots. He survived stupid shit in the UK and stiff bumps in Japan, day in day out.

One match with that unsafe worker Seth and that was that.

>>1937771
>sell
Not hard
He thinks anyone can sell, most pros can't sell anymore

>can you cut a promo?
if it's anything like a monologue for theater, yes
>do you have the body of a pro-wrestler?
i'm literally bruno sammartino's body double, except i'm 6'2"
>can you improvise when things go off script?
yes
>are you a safe worker?
i've literally never wrestled before so probably not yet
>is your body durable to handle the work schedule?
sure, 27 years old and never broke a bone or had an injury in spite of playing sports most of my life
>can you sell moves?
yes
>Well what can you do?
work hard and listen to my coaches

Do I make the cut?

>>1937819
>Undertaker is fragile as fuck

he's also in his 50s, close to 7'0 and has been doing this for over 2 decades. I'm surprised he's still going at all

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>can you cut a promo?
Suffering succotash!
>do you have the body of a pro-wrestler?
Nope, but I wear a vest anyway.
>can you improvise when things go off script?
no Chicago this is real life!
>are you a safe worker?
sure, I have like 3 moves...
>is your body durable to handle the work schedule?
No problem, I wear a vest remember?
>can you sell moves?
I stand up after multiple chair shots like nothing happened
>Well what can you do?
''daad I don't understand this question''

>>1937966
>stand up like nothing happened

he's got a vest, remember

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>>1937966
>can you cut a promo?
MAGA
>do you have the body of a pro-wrestler?
Yup, 6 ft.
>can you improvise when things go off script?
Grab them by the pussy
>are you a safe worker?
Only 4 bankrupts
>is your body durable to handle the work schedule?
Campaigning is easy
>can you sell moves?
I can sell hats, shirts, anything
>Well what can you do?
Win the presidency

>>1937819

Most of Cenas injuries are a work, he promotes the brand elsewhere.

Jericho was cutting great promos while you were still in diapers

Brock was told to hardway orton. He's actual safe considering his style

Taker is 60+, 6'10, and has been doing this for 2 decades. so I have no idea what your point is

tl;dr get a clue

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>a /wwe/ shitter babby fears the future of his own company

kek

>>1937966
>OP fucking destroyed

>>1937809
>>1937838
Every wrestler ever who's even worth one shit has gotten injured at some point.

Samoa Joe can do all of those though

>>1937759
>can you cut a promo?
Doesn't matter when they're all scripted.

>do you have the body of a pro-wrestler?
Kinda hard to have the body of a pro-wrestler with steroids and all being banned.

>can you improvise when things go off script?
Kinda hard to get good at improvising when almost everything is scripted to begin with.

>are you a safe worker?
As long as I'm not being ordered to do dangerous spots so Vince can have something to stick in his highlight reels for years to come.

>is your body durable to handle the work schedule?
No one's body is 100% durable to handle the WWE's work schedule. Everyone gets injured eventually.

>can you sell moves?
We both know that has never been a prerequisite to work for Vince.

>Well what can you do?
Everything as long as I'm not thrown to the wolves instantly.

>>1937955
considering he hasn't done anything in any of his matches for the past 15 years it's not very surprising

>>1938583
>Kinda hard to have the body of a pro-wrestler with steroids and all being banned.

Sure, that's your excuse.

>>1938603
Yes; it's just a coincidence that all the trailer park marks are complaining about MUH RASSLIN' BODIES now that steroids have been banned.

>>1938616
>Big E is current Tag Champ

>>1937867

Cum

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>>1938654

>>1938689
Did Billy Harrington ever draw a dime?

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>>1938695
Bigger question was did pic related drew a dime.

There are some decent promos in there.

And it's only an hour. At the worst it's dull...still much better than three fucking torturous hours of Steph, Cuck Foley, and Jasethy.

>>1937759
There's no such thing as a pro wrestler body. Fatties have been around for ages. Maybe if you were older than 15 you'd know this

>>1938760
Stop trying to change the false narrative!

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>>1938760
How ready are they, bros?

>>1937759
hi seth

>body of a pro wrestler
Dusty Rhodes
Andre the Giant
Big Show
Yokozuna
Kevin Owens

>>1938849
Or even Bret Hart being the face of the company for a period during the 90s. He's not what I'd consider a big man.

>>1938906
Neither was HBK.

Meanwhile, guys like Luger, Diesel & Sid all flopped at being "top guys".

>>1938906
He was in great shape and toned

>>1937955
18+

Undertaker took long breaks and always wrestled a lite schedule especially at house shows. It added to the mystique of his character and is the reason his knees weren't destroyed beyond recognition a decade ago.

>>1938944
So is almost every other supastar on the roster.