https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaM DEtZoB-A Smackdown debut when?

>that workrate from Honey
put the strap on him now

>>1935965
>put a strap on him
PUT A FUCKING SANDWICH INSIDE THAT FUCKS BELLY

>>1935953
>Smackdown debut when?

KEK
EKE
KEK

>>1935953
More hardcore than Hell in a Cell.

>>1935953
>tfw these skeleton pajeets are far better and over than the memeweight division or another flippy indie midget in the E

>>1935995
Indian skellyweight division when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gewCa6g3Jv8
Man this is god-tier talent

>>1935953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWyBHvX4drE
Better than the real thing

>>1936061
These Pajeets are gonna take over India.

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>tfw teenage pajeet skeletons with no budget put on a more hardcore match than WWE has in the PG era

That match was pretty good although it did turn into a spotfest at the end. I'd rate it a 3.75 (3.25 in the tokyo dome)

>>1935953
zaketty

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Holy shit these pajeets went the distance. This is such a fire hazard man wtf.

And anons weren't kidding here, this shit was actually more hardcore than anything in WWE right now. Unbelievable.

>>1936128
Based Pajeets, putting in the work for Youtube money.

>Rakesh Kumar Orton
>RKO
lol these guys are good

>>1936128
>flaming table
>in pajeetland
jesus I bet the whole neighborhood smelled like burnt shit for the rest of the day

>hitting an RKO immediately after a devastating stinkface from Honey

Way to sell, Rakesh

>>1935953

>not putting Big Match Rohit on every match

What did they mean by this?

CZW Rohit stole the show.

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>>1936068
>that fisherman buster

>>1935953
this pajeet over bray wyatt any day of the week

>>1936172
Is Rakesh the Hulk Hogan of ANGAARTv?

Ebola wasn't a bad idea

>>1935953
So some lower middle class Maharastrian kids from the outskirts of mumbai are more entertaining than Punjabis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v078AWJXr0o

Meanwhile in Mumbai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkHKZXPjxPY&t=45s

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>>1936907
The Rock has banged many actresses from Mumbai

Pic related, even tweeted about it

>>1936913
They have a hot accent, I don't blame rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGAvRX-3VYM

Vince is a blind old man

>>1936880
He's the biggest ANGAARTv Superstar.

>>1935953
>those 3 straight powerslams into 3 straight RKO's
I marked out a little. Sign dat man Vince!

>>1935953
>hits slingblade
>commentary says tilt-a-whirl backbreaker

What the fuck is up with india and WWE?

>>1936128
>And anons weren't kidding here, this shit was actually more hardcore than anything in WWE right now. Unbelievable.

No shit it's going to be more hardcore. This street shitters have nothing to look forward to in life so they don't mind if they die.

That was legit more entertaining than half the matches on Raw

>>1935953

>Rikishi

oh shit they picked the "fattest" one lmao

How did they afford the lights?

>>1937106
It's just a bunch of kids, Micheal Cole calls every move a michonoku

>>1936895
>Confusing Africa with South East Asia

Are rednecks this stupid?

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>>1937161
>India
>South East Asia
Really sparked up the synapses in my brain

>>1937142
Funny thing he isn't really all that fat. But compared to the rest of them, he looks like Rikishi.

is this a secret bastard indian child of randy orton

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>>1937145
They're a bunch of kids from a lower-middle class society called Bhayandar (Baltimore-type shithole)

http://www.deccanchronicle.com/lifestyle/viral-and-trending/270416/wwe-made-in-bhayandar.html

>One pertinent question posed at the participants all the time is — how safe is it?
Jha, a hardened John Cena fan, claims that these moves are practiced well beforehand and are safe. “We don’t wake up one morning with the idea of making a video,” he says. “We choose videos that work with our storyline, learn moves from YouTube, practise for a week or two before getting down to business.” But what about the ‘don’t try this at home’ disclaimer? Jha sighs as he explains that all the seasoned wrestlers in the business started somewhere. Besides, “There are buffers made of wooden planks, bed-sheets and pillows littered around the ring. Just putting the props together and making them safe costs us about Rs 5,000.”

They even got a doctor to look over them

>The boys have also ensured that their friendly neighbourhood doctor, Pandeyji, presides over the shoot to provide for first-aid. “We know the location of the hospitals around us too but thankfully there have never been any injuries with our shoots yet,” Jha says.

>One look at the videos and it becomes obvious why the stunts need supervising. The average age of the boys is about 19 years and there are some who aren’t even adults yet. “Our parents have been mainly supportive of our acts because they trust us to remain safe while we perform the moves. The society’s chairman is the only one averse to us making these videos. But the rest of the residents are becoming cooler about it, thanks to our popularity recently,” Jha beams.

These kids could actually put on some great matches if they were well trained and had an actual ring. They seem to have enough passion for it.

the fat kid gets beaten up the most as always

>>1937172
>>1937142
They obviously couldn't afford the real Indian Rikishi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1J_8PJ40PY

>>1936061
>using a phone microphone to do interviews

20/10

/asp/ has no excuse for not running their own shithouse indie promo.

>>1935970
He'd shit it out all over the designated shitting street.

Rohit is based

>>1937195
Because he can take it.
Why do you think most CZW performers are fat?
>More meat, more blood

BOOK HONEY VINCE

>>1936109
nice

>>1937224
BTW Biff Andreas the low I.Q tripfag who thinks Calcutta is in Syria

>>1937224
Ironically while these ain't the rich kids of India they will still have a higher I.Q than you

>>1937224
The street shitters are basically illegal border crossers from Bangladesh and Pakistan. It's like generalizing America for illegal Mexicans

>>1937177
Based indian marks running a safer, better and more entertaining promotion that most of the outlaws in usa

>>1937334
>>1937338
The samefagging is real.

>>1937350
Education in Calcutta for women is free. The country is run by women. Syria is in the middle east. So you cannot stone women in a free democracy for learning

>>1936068
horsewomen on suicide watch

>>1937356
For the last time, I was being racist to get a reaction from the street shitter Babun Tarisan. I'm in Nursing, I'm not stupid.

>>1937356
Most Americans cannot tell the difference between any country in Europe, Asia and Middle East. I can imagine how frustrated the Japanese, Indians & Ukranians must feel

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>>1937361
He's unemployed Amerifat from Dallas Texas, who's only passtime is to mimic some retard from punjab

>>1937368
Denton, Texas to be exact. http://geoiplookup.net/ip/76.78.130.131

>>1937161
South Asia mate.

>>1937363
> Europe,

Surely they know their allies in World War II? I mean its fucking UK bro!

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>>1936068
>think this is actually going to be some Indian women
>start watching

>>1937553
Indian Women are botch machines too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ8Jvq-v2vE

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>>1937575
tbf I'm been dying for Vince to sign a Pajeeta after seeing a few Bollywood movies. Especially pic related

>>1937586
Didn't one of them Indian cunts land a leading role on an American TV-Show recently?

>>1937177
Is that mikaze on the left??