www.inquisitr.com/3674324/wwe-news- wwe-superstar-dana-brook

>>1935137
>inquisitr

get out

>>1935137
idc as long as she keeps showing up on TV

>>1935137
How is this different from wrestlers giving the d to Patt Patterson or Shawn Michaels becoming Vince's boytoy?

She jobbed to freaking Alicia Fox on Superstars.

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>>1935137
>She's attractive so she must be a slut!... uhhhh reportedly!

The state of Horse Womenetty marks.

BASED

Sasha just mad because nobody wants to sleep with her horse ass

>>1935137
>is a jobber
she's not doing a good job of it then. probably some jealous ugly bitch spreading lies about based dana

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>>1935176
>She is attractive

Lel

>Fat
>plastic
>blonde
>Fake lips
>fake tits
>shit voice

Literally shit tier look

>>1935228
have sex

>>1935230
Shut your fake lips dana.

>>1935228
Gain test, take a shower, leave the house

>Inqusitr
Everyone thought punk was a player for fucking everyone, who cares?

Wrestlers are mostly degenerates

>>1935137
Well no shit.
Dana has like no real talent, yet is getting pushed for some odd reason. Same goes for Carmella. No clue why she is currently getting pushed, other than she's fucking someone behind the scenes.......and no its not Cass.

>>1935174
She should be jobbing in NXT.
Dana is horrible and getting fat.....like really fat. Yet she is still on TV every week.

>>1935373
but she's sexy

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>>1935228
>implying you wouldn't hit that

Well even if that was the case, she would have to fuck Steph to get anywhere and I don't think that's ever going to happen with her backstage in the lockerroom, inviting Steph in to try and seduce... I've just spawned a fanfic haven't I?

>>1935374
If you like chubby, short plastic looking women.

>>1935390
get a clue

>>1935228
She has big tits, thick thighs, and a big ass. None of us want to take her out for dinner. None of us want to take her home to mother. When we judge attractiveness of random people online, it's based on how bad we want to fuck them. Not marry them. You can care about how fake her lips are and how annoying her voice is all you want, but that doesn't matter when you're fucking her

>>1935380
Yeah, with a bat or a sledgehammer
Fuckin ms. piggy is disgusting

>>1935406
>SEETHING

>However, it seems that now Dana Brooke is moving up in the business and beating people like Bayley and no one truly understood why.

Uhh, did the writer of that article not PLAINLY see that that particular match ended in a botched heel finish? Dana's stubby little gremlin leg was too short to actually reach the rope so it looked like she pinned Bayley clean.

I have absolutely no doubts in my mind that Dana is a whore of the highest caliber and she's sleeping around backstage but come on, everybody can see that she's awful in the ring, on the mic, and just in general. Vince is senile but he doesn't have Alzheimer's, he's never gonna book her as anything more than a jobber.

>>1935137
>Dana Brooke is moving up in the business and beating people like Bayley and no one truly understood why.
LOL like bayley is a someone. She fucking SUCKS

she just lost to alicia fox...

the only time alicia ever wins fucking anything or looks strong at all is for month long filler programs.

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>>1935228

>>1935393
Mish plz go

Dana is being pushed because

>She is white
>She has big tits
>She can do a decent match
>She is a good promo

That's all there is to it.

>>1935808
it's true, it's damn true

>>1935753
IT'S SO EASY

>Inquisitor

Kill yourself

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>>1935808

>She is white

Does not actually matter to Vince

>She has big tits

Legit

>She can do a decent match

LeL

>She is a good promo

Not even a drunk, coked up vince actually thinks that

>>1935228
this is the gayest post i've ever seen

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>>1935228

>>1935137
And?
Trish did that her whole career until she got married and has a kid.

>>1935874
it takes a homo to know a homo

>>1935945
> this american-tier '''''''banter'''''''
Holy shit

>>1935808
>white
lel

>>1935137
BIG MOMMA PUMP

>>1935941
It's a common practice on wrestling and showbusiness in general, see >>1935166

>>1935190

didn't she just get married to one of the UpUpDownDown regulars?

Good, maybe we'll see her in a nurse outfit again.

Or at least less god damn sasha bank, jesus christ.

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>>1935228

worked

>>1935808
>>She can do a decent match
LOL

>>1935808
Dana is literal trash whenever she isn't paired with Emma. Their chemistry made it work