le melt'z HIAC ratings >Sin Cara & Lince Dorado

>>1931970
Based big cock meltz

>THE STATE OF CRUISERKEKS

WOW REMEMBER WHEN CRUISER WEIGHTS WERE PISS BREAKS ON TV BUT THEN THEY'D WIN OVER CROWDS ON PPV WITH INSANE FLIPPYSHIT AND FLYING

1.75 LMAO GET THIS DABBING FAGGOT THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

He's not being sexist though. That match was legit garbage.

Dave Meltzer: "The crowd loved Asuka who may be the best worker in WWE, man or woman."

That's in reference to Takeover London.

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Wow, bro, that score's lower than the probability of us getting Half-Life 3. The last time I saw that few stars, I was playing Super Mario. What the heck?
*dabs away*

pretty good. dana vs bayley is too high though, that was trash

>>1931977
>>1931983
The 6 man tag is the second highest rated match though

>>1931970
Hi Mick!

>Jericho interfering most of the match
>4 stars

>>1931997
>I loled

>>1931970
Based Big Dave not giving the women a free pass just because they're women

>>1931970
I think giving women pity stars nu male smarks are pretty sexist t b h

Consider having sex then you might not put women on a pedestal and be able to watch mathes objectively

>>1931970
>Bayley vs Dana Brooke - 1.5
What is it about Bayley completely losing any appeal she had in NXT since the call up? Her entrance is the only thing over about her, once she's in the ring it's a snore fest

>>1931970
>CWC higher booking than RAWs top title

Who's idea was this

>>1932035
have you seen the opponents she has been facing recently?

>>1932035

no buildup to her feud with dana
she's shit on the mic, can't cut a promo
worst finisher on the roster including nxt

>>1932053
I've seen her getting squashed a lot

>getting BTFO by the pre-show

Ram pls

>>1931994
Wew what a weeb

>>1931970
Based meltz btfoing reddit nu-males

>>1931970
Has Sin Cara ever been involved in a 3.5 star match before?
Maybe the wrestlemania ladder match?

>>1931997
kek

Is one of you fuckbois ever going to give me somewhere to listen to his shit for free? They stopped putting them on youtube because they kept taking them down.

>>1932149
XWT

>>1931970
Big Dick Dave working the feminists. Even 2.75 is being generous.

>>1932100
Wrestlemania, TLC, and most matches since he was called up

>Roman Reigns vs Rusev - 3.25
Pretty much. Decent match, went too long, another GOTTA LOOK REALLY STRONG finish dragged it down.
>Bayley vs Dana Brooke - 1.5
That seems harsh. I thought they were really trying. Audience didn't give a shit, though.
>Gallows & Anderson vs Enzo & Cass - 2
Yep. Weak match, weak finish.
>Kevin Owens vs Seth Rollins - 4
Yep.
>Brian Kendrick vs T.J Perkins - 1.75
YEP. Lame match, shit fucking finish.
>Sheamus & Cesaro vs The New Day - 2.75
This could be higher, but another stupid-ass finish drags it down I guess.
>Charlotte vs Sasha Banks -2.75
Coulda been at least a 3.5, honestly, but the match just fell apart at the end. Listening to him talk about this match on WOR, you could tell that the finish really pissed him off, for good reason.

>>1932035
A huge part of Bayley's gimmick is her connection to the audience, if she can't get the audience into her match, it's a big detriment to her gimmick.

It's really fucking hard to get the audience into you when you're wrestling Dana Brooke over and over again.

>>1932030

Dave's pretty much the opposite of sexist. He's always said that he refuses to scale his ratings for women; a five star match should be a five star match regardless of gender. It's why he didn't give Bayley vs Sasha in Brooklyn five, which led to numale butthurt.

>>1932035
People finally realised she's trash. Now the Smackdownie crowd just needs to turn on Becky and the destruction of the horsewomen meme is complete

>>1931997
nice

>>1932534
they'd have to care about becketty to begin with. they've all been exposed. now it's just a matter of time until based vince pulls the plug on the diva's division

>>1932035

Shit booking. Like every other call up. She was suppose to contend for the title but they just needed that horse vs fridge mainevent.

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>>1931983
Mysterio at least nailed people with kicks instead of this

wtf I love le melt'z now

What did big dick Dave give the Bayley Vs Sasha matches from NXT?

>>1932645
4.5 and 4.25. Seems he's found his balls since then because neither of those matches were much better than this trainwreck

>>1932658
Thanks, I never really took much notice, and I agree they had a few poorly performed spots.

The HIAC match I rewatched all 3 in order and there was hardly any wrestling in the match they just went from spot to spot until the botched finish.

It felt like it was booked by steph/mick trying to get across do the spots the men do.

The top of the cage talk is nonsense its easy to say it after the fact and lets face it the powerbomb on the announce table was weak, from Charlottes height to the table is a 3ft drop on a loosened table.

>>1932035
They need to sign Superfan Izzy and have her team with Bayley just like Doink and Dink.

>Charlotte vs Sasha Banks -2.75

About right I had it at 2.5

>>1931970
big stars dave HATES stretcher spots and said on WOR that he felt all the big spots in the women's match were done better by Rollins and KO.

big money meltz leaving sasha marks SEETHING

>>1932668

The agents that setup the match booked a spotfest, most of the spots were either weak or botched.

The match should of gone on first and it would of been more tollerable

>>1932729
>implying le meltz gook biased ass's opinion is important at all

>>1932801
>SEETHING

>>1931970
>even giving diva shit a score
cucked

>>1932008
Dave is basing his review on spots not story obviously.

>>1932035
People have finally realised how shit she is on the microphone and in the ring.

Full sail hyped her up in their small bubble and they proved to be wrong.

>>1932588
i legit thought he was botching an over the rope senton the two times ive seen him do it. What the fuck did he mean by this? What is he even trying to show?

y'know it um is what it uh is y'know

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>>1931970

>ruru v big dog
>3.25

>Le Flippy Manlets
>3.5

What a faggot.

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>>1933049

>>1931997
Shit

>>1931999
Along with Based Big Bull Dog vs Rusev

>>1933049
3.25 is actually pretty good for a hell in a cell match where they weren't allowed to use any weapons or tables or cell spots.

>>1933068

I would have personally went 3.5-3.75 if they did a little more with chairs and shit, even without it was a 3.5 imo.

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>>1931997

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WWETTYS BTFO

BOTCHA AND CHARLOTTE WOULD'VE GOT 1.75 STARS

>>1932458
>a big part of this faces gimmick is being liked by the audience

You are like the fucking John Madden of wrestling

I'm glad he gave the caged catfight a low rating.
That main event destroyed the PPV all together