we heard you liked wrestling anon, why don't you tell

No, fuck off

I'll put you all in the camel clutch make you humble and fuck your ass

Sure, but first let me tell you about the jews...

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>tfw meeting new people i always apologize for being short and remind them that my parents are short

i would probably make some jokes about my height and go sit in the bathroom until the party is over. i wish i was joking i hate myself

>>1929510
Well first of all you're gonna have to tell me why the grim reaper's standing over there in the back, that seems fairly important.

>>1929516
They're always right

>>1929510
well there is this guy named seth rollins...he's THE MAN i like him so much

he's a terrific mic worker, blessed with charisma and was in sharknado

i buy every WWE-authentic-wear t-shirt of him THE MAN

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Wait did he mean by this?

>>1929510
Second From left is a cute!

Goodnight HULKAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks

>>1929560
Hi I'm Adam from Culckture

>>1929510
Well, let me tell you about the Based Big Bull Dog...

>>1929575
Love ya based Deanchad ;)

>>1929510
Well, Ill have to go back to 1998 when it started to become great

>>1929581
t. Samefag

>>1929601
t. SEETHING manlet

WHAT?

>>1929603
>projecting

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>>1929510
i like it cuz i wanna stick my face in her butt

Well sure. To me wrestling is the ultimate combination of acting and athletic competition. Yes the results are predetermined but the ability to tell a story through a wrestling match is an artform that I've been a fan of since I was small.

>>1929510
It's just some guys fighting in underwear

GIMME A FUCKING MIC

I watch it because I like big, sweaty men

>>1929510
Fuck out my face, you are no Bliss, you don't deserve to be in my presence.

>>1929510
Women can't do it

>>1929510
Well m'ladies, there's this woman wrestler named Sasha Banks. She's the boss!

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>>1929510
>tfw you'll never have that amount of girls looking at you like this because you're an uncharismatic overweight ugly excuse of a man

What keeps me interested in still being alive?

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>>1930106
>tfw kevins owens browses /asp/

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>>1930115
STOP BULLYING KEVIN OWENS YOU LOW LIFE BASTARD

>>1929533
Man thats only a muslim woman.

>>1929510
"Sure I do. Have you ladies seen this year's G1 climax yet? It's good."

>>1930148
t.kevin owens

>>1930252
I don't think even Kevin Owens is pathetic enough to be a frog poster.

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>>1930258
Based Pepe posters working obese /asp/ manlets

>>1929510
Rate in order, go
1,3,2,5,4

>>1929514
first post best post

>>1929685
you're still small.

>>1929515
kek.. if ever there was a time and place to say that..

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Rated

>>1931430
Shit taste

Goes like this: 5, 2, 1, 4, 3

>>1930319
3, 1, 2, 4, 5

>>1930115
SAVAGE

I don't. I'm not sure where you heard that from.