>confirmed draw
>most over heel on the planet
>draws legit heat
>works the marks
>work the smarks
>works the anti-smarks
>literal WWE HOF
>is a big guy 4u
>undefeated at Wrestlemania
>bangs legit 10/10s on the reg
How did everything go so right?
>>1926775
can't wait for this election to end. he's gonna loose and no one will post this shit again.
>>1926775
Clinton will go over him at polls in a hole, calling it now
>>1926802
The /pol/ butt hurt will be better than 2012 when they were so sure Romney was going to win. At least he was close for most of the race.
>>1926802
>loose
S E E T H I N G
>>1926809
>than 2012 when they were so sure Romney was going to win
Lol nice revisionist history
Ron Paul was the /pol/ meme candidate in 2012
>>1926813
>S E E T H I N G
you have to be at least 18 years old to vote.
>>1926802
>can't wait for this election to end
I agree on this. USA is way more relevant than they deserve to be because of this election.
>>1926802
same here. Tired of seeing this fat fuck donald.
Neither Clinton nor Trump will ever be as based as Big Jobs Malcom
>the white trash tears when Drumpf loses to Based Hillary
I'm so ready.
>>1926893
Thanks for correcting the record!
>>1926903
>Drumpflets so desperate they make up elaborate conspiracy theories
Typical uneducated white trash.
>>1926775
Can't wait for the heel turn if he gets in office.
>2008
>Old babyface puts over the new babyface, great feud
>2012
>Established babyface squashes boring heel, still fun, not as good as the last one
>2016
>Two giant unlikable heels
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
Who should I root for if I want to see America crash and burn?
>>1926958
Doesn't matter, President is largely just a figurehead.
For how different people seem to think they are, Bush and Obama had remarkably similar policies for example.
>>1926962
Most of the time I'd agree with you, but doesn't the vacancy for the supreme court actually make this one matter a bit?
>>1926965
Not really. They're never going to make abortion illegal or make guns illegal or whatever insane fantasies either side has. And there will always be vacancies.
>>1926834
He was, but once he lost /pol/ rallied up with Romney as support.
It sickens me that they would chose Trump over Papa Paul though.
>>1926775
really nigga?
>>1926958
trump. I mean we're fucked either way but still.
>>1926775
Have sex
>>1926981
>/pol/ rallied up with Romney as support.
>a few Mittenshills posting one week before the election is all of /pol/
>>1926802
Trump getting BTFO will be the equivalent to Punk getting BTFO in UFC
You know, they say all presidential candidates are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Shillary Cunton, and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another candidate, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin’
But I’m a genetic freak, and I’m not normal, so you got a 25% at best at beatin’ me! And then you add Kek to the mix? Your chances of winnin’ drasticy go down. See the debate, at Capitol Punishement, you got a 11 1/3 chance of wiinnin’. But I, I got a 88 2/3 chance of winning, cause Shillary KNOWS she can’t beat me, and she’s not even gonna try! But then you take my 88 1/3 perchance chance at winnin’, if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percents, I got a 174 2/3 chance of winnin at Capitol Punishment! See, Shillary Cunton; the numbers don’t like, and they spell disaster for you at Capitol Punishment!
>>1927026
>3
Have sex
>>1926922
>Obama
>babyface
How fucking bluepilled are you?
>>1927080
/asp/ is one of the darkie boards unfortunately, lots of coloureds post here
>>1927106
>darkie boards
what? Please go back to your containment board
>>1926922
>mfw HIllary getting a Reigns push by the establishment
>mfw Trump is CM Punk, entertaining to watch but ultimately a loser, will never main event America
>>1926775
How based is this man that he can work literally anyone into a shoot?
>>1926892
Malcolm fucking sucks he is a cuck
>>1926981
Most of the Romney praise was shitposting
If anything most of /pol/ wanted king big to win and the RNC to get BTFO for rigging it against Ron Paul for a literally who candidate just like how the DNC rigged it against Bernie
>>1928407
*king nig
>>1926907
>Drumpf
Are you twelve?
>>1928399
>I voted for Bill Manlet
>>1926802
At this point I'm fine with either candidate sparking a nuclear war so we can wipe the slate clean for some other species that finds Earth.
On one hand you have a two faced politician in the pocket of big businesses who's fighting to hide as much evidence with her money, and then you have a two faced business mogul with an image larger than his accomplishments who can't open his mouth without making a fool of himself. We're fucked either way and more people really should have said "fuck this shit" instead of siding with equally bad options.
>All these Hillary supporters ITT
you sicken me all of you.
>>1927236
No, you need to go back to your board. You're not an /asp/
GOAT
>>1928513
have sex
>>1926907
Drumpf xDDD We did it reddit!