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I've finally done it /asp/. I've reached the promised

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I've finally done it /asp/. I've reached the promised land. I've climbed to the mountain top and looked over the land. They all said it just couldn't be done, but I said it could. I finally had Sex. It truly is quite the feat. But I'm confused as to what happens next, like what's my endgame? What do you do after you've had sex?
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>lying on the internet
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>>1914227
The next step is to have sex with a woman
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>>1914227
>What do you do after you've had sex?

Have a shower, hit the weights, get a clue
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>>1914227
>I finally had Sex

just to make sure you aren't lying, what are your thoughts on John Cena?
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>>1914231
>lying on a Japanese Rune Reading Forum

>>1914236
Kek

>>1914238
Are those not the required steps prior to sex?

>>1914240
BMJ is a good dude who puts over young talent unlike Gaitch
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>>1914227
there is no next step. don't fall for the marriage meme
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>>1914249
How old are you senpai?
I'm 21 and it still hasn't happened, hoping for it heading out tomorrow though, with it Being Halloween and all.
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>>1914227
Gain height
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>>1914264
23 Gl to you famalam, I get to spend my night at HiaC in Boston

>>1914265
Is this the only logical step?
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>>1914227
Well, do you hit the weights and take showers?
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>>1914280
Cheers m8, hope the show won't be complete shit for you, and hungover me watching it the next day
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>>1914249
Taking a shower should also be done after sex. Always be showering
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>>1914308
I'm kind of excited I get to watch Sasha or Charlotte botch themselves into either the grave or an early retirement in person, I'll probably need to drink heavily as well to even remotely enjoy a RAM pay per view

>>1914298
I made absolutely certain that I did

>>1914315
24/7?
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>>1914227
Fuck it, I can get behind this thread, at least it's positive, well done OP, Nash would be proud
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>>1914227
the only things left to do are to

gain height

hit the weights

and finally, get a clue.
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>>1914323
Thanks friend

>>1914327
That seems to be the trend in this thread, I don't know what I expected
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>>1914321
I think you may have a clue then
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What happens when you get a clue? How does one know when you've found said clue? Anybody with prior experiences have any input on this?
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