Aight /asp/ lads, just came home from the gym, Doritos in one

The '24' docs are good. Watch the D Bry one.

>having a job
>having a girlfriend

Watch the Benoit documentary and then follow his example, normie cuck.

>>1912189
>trying to lose weight
>Doritos
Not trying very hard

>>1912208
lose weight

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>>1912203
I saw that one and I ended up draking calling my ex crying

>>1912208
HTWTASGAC

>>1912189
Spring Stampede 99 is surprisingly good

>>1912272
N-N-N-NEW WORLD ORDER

Sasha vs Bayley
24 documentary on women's revolution

>>1912251
why?

>>1912189
Wrestlemania X8 brother

>>1912594
Because I was high and drunk as fuck
I'm not OP BTW

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>>1912208
There's no "Benoit Documentary" on the WWE Network

>>1912208
>this salty that someone on ''his'' board isn't a fat virgin

>want to go to the gym to gain weight and look fit
>5'5 110 manlet
>going to get laughed at by everyone for being so short
>ha whys that midget even here
>yeah maybe they're right whats the point being in shape isn't going to make me taller
>continues to sleep in everyday

I will never find happiness.

>>1912678
you can get surgery to be taller

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>>1912678
You're the opposed of me. I'm 6'5 and 370 lbs, wanting to lose 100 pounds but it's really hard when you're a fatass who's used to eating junk food

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>>1912685
> tfw you fall for the manlet meme and go full Gattaca

>>1912701
>tfw you fall for the manlet meme

its very real, you dont understand if youre not a manlet

>>1912685
>add 3 inches
>still a manlet

wew

>>1912692
>>1912189
Begging ya to lose weight

>>1912701
>>1912685
>>1912704
>>1912678
Begging ya to gain height

>>1912646
>>1912232
>>1912203
Begging ya to get a clue

I WOULD CUT MY FUCKING DICK OFF IF I COULD ADD ALL 4 INCHES TO MY HEIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>1912719
Ya would cut ya dick off to be 5' 4"?

>>1912714
Begging you to eat a revolver

>>1912725

GET THE FUCK OUT CARTER. I WOULD BE 5'4 1/2

>>1912727
Haha ya really upset arent ya, ya fucking dwarf. I really struck a nerve there didnt i ya vertically challenged lil babby.

>>1912189
Fucking i dunno how about a shit show.
December to Dismember 2006.

>>1912729
I knew ya were 5' ya lil midget nerd. My dick is finna taller than ya. How do ya even drive ya fucking elf. If ya dat short i am nervous to find out how short ya papa is ya bumbling fumbling mumbling stumbling fucking dweeb.

>>1912732
go away Carter

>-t. 6'5"

>>1912740
Bitch please ya wouldnt reach 6' 5" even if ya finna stood on a 6' ladder ya fucking insolent dwarf.

>>1912738

please stop my feelings can only take so much my sister is 5'10 and bullies me everyday for being 5'0 1/2!!

>>1912745
Tell ya sister she can suck on my erect penis if ya know what i mean

>>1912747

she has a boyfriend and hes freaking 6'2 and could kick all of our butts

>>1912743
You are literally a fat cholo manlet with nothing better to do than shitpost on here.

>>1912750
But thats just not true. Im 6'6" (with my wrestling boots on) and train 8 hours a day at the performance center in Orlando. Albert says im getting called up to main roster mid-November

>>1912756
>Im 6'6"

But thats just not true,

>>1912758

did carter just prove he's a fat manlet????

>>1912757
Would ya like scientific, photographic evidence ya fucking vertically challenged dwarf

>>1912759
Shut it nerd and shut it now if ya know whats good for ya

>>1912756
>6'6" WITH boots

kek this means 6'3" at best

>Performance Center

But there's no fat cholo midgets there.

>>1912761
Im 6' 4" (without my wrestling boots) and i guarantee i could beat ya dwarf ass with but a mere thought. The fact of the matter is ya just jelly of my sucess. Albert says i look like the next Lesnar and Hunter says i finna have a bright future a head of me

>>1912759
HE FUCKING DELETED IT

>>1912770
idiot

>>1912770
>left his trip on
>proved hes a fat manlet

all in the same thread

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>>1912771
>>1912772
Literally what r ya talking aboot? Anyways ya nerds are wasting my time i gotta go to sleep because we have early promo class tomorrow and Albert says to makesure im well rested

>>1912766
Post your boots.

> its another deancuc talks to himself thread
Yawn

>>1912713
Just use shoes with lifts. Now he's 5'10'' and average

>the fat spic is using the trip again
Time to dust off the old filter

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I don't know if this is a conversation between many people or just Carter samefagging talking to himself

>>1913031
>>1912859
>>1912838
Based deanchad working the wootist into a shoot

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Based Cuckter has the obese manlets about to suicide

>>1912678
nigga just eat more until you are like 140. Manlets get threaded super easily since you have less area for the muscle to cover

>>1913427
sorry shredded