>never the guy
>never drew a dime
>never cut a memorable promo
>never had a great match
>slow af in the ring
>didn't make it in WCW
>had to drive for the Kliq to get in
>had to carry the Kliq's bags to make it
>had to carry a drunk HBK to his bed every night
>had to marry Stephanie to get a push7
>too much of a pussy to get in a legit wrestling match vs Angle
>poor Ric Flair wannabe
>buried Test
>buried RVD
>buried Scott Steiner
>buried Booker T
>made RAW so boring that the b-show became more successful
>told THQ that fans weren't allowed to show him in a weak position
>politics for his untalented workout buddies Batista and Sheamus
>worst WrestleMania main event of all time vs Orton
>responsible for boring Kliq reunions
>responsible for midgets and fatasses being on top
>loves smarks
>NXT is a failure
>will destroy WWE
wrong picture op
also
18+
op worked hard by the king of kings
HHH is the unironic GOAT
>saw that WCW was shit before everyone else and jumped ship
>became best friends with the best wrestler in WWF creating the GOAT stable of the attitude era
>invaded WCW on a tank
>married the boss' daughter
>had his own Motorhead themes
>championships and wrestlemania headlines galore
>now practically owns the company
>has his own developmental brand he runs himself
Literally no other wrestler can come close.
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>never cut a memorable promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AauAhQKx8aA
I would drag my balls through broken aids infested needles to get to a payphone to hear stephanie fart
>>1912172
This promo isn't anything special, just HHH getting heat. His DX promos with Shawn during the McMahon feud were good though
>slow af in the ring
I'm not a big fan of trips but this is just a lie. After his main heel push in the late 90s early 00s, before he tore his quad, he was pretty great
>>1912184
>DX was a joke.
>>1912030
Is he on the same level as Hogan, The Rock etc?
>>1912030
> cried when faked retirement. No one cared
> thinks driving a "tank" to Nitro was """"""""""epic"""""""
> responsible for bringing in Chyna to WWE
> responsible for Chyna killing herself
> fucked Chyna
> backed down from DUDEWEED Van Dam
> insecure
> boring
> 5th beat member of the Kilq
> 4th beat member of DX v1
> 5th best member of DX v2
> 4th best member of evolution
> janetty of the Mega Powers
> janetty of DX circa 2006/2009
> got called out by the GOAT Bret Hard
> got cucked by X-PAC
> got cucked by the Macho Man (ooooo yeeeeah)
> pegged by Steph
> thinks him talking about "this business" will make a good promo. It doesn't
> """""quite frankly"""""" was always the shits and will kill WWE unless Vince sells