>I'm a student of the game - I have studied every single

>>1901569
Bring Melina back.

Means she's a slob with too much time on her hands.

Why do these divas insist on having awful dyed hair?
No woman over the age of 12 would like you. Is this trying to score points with like the tumblr crowd?

>>1901569
She meant:

I watched a bunch of stuff I won't be allowed to do, nor should I attempt, to pump me up for our little match in the Cell this Sunday.

>>1901574
Why? She was shit

The divas should instead have a Heaven in a Cell match where they have lesbian sex.
Whoever came first wins.

>>1901578
>No woman over the age of 12 would like you
You're giving women too much credit.

>>1901569
>she

>>1901569
>ALL MY LIFE FOR THIS
>MUH EDDIE GUERRERO

Fucking say something else

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>>1901585
Women dye their hair yeah, but usually it's more natural looking and compliments the character to make it look elegant or whatever.
What the fuck is this purple shit? It's ridiculous and makes her look like bad japanese cosplay.

>>1901591
Eddie would smack this bitch up

>>1901591
She's such a vanilla midget
>MUH CHILDHOOD DREAM
>CAN'T WAIT TO MAKE HISTORY GUYS
>I'VE WORKED SO HARD

>>1901578
Sasha is part of the tumblr crowd

>>1901581
>watching Melina for wrestling talent

someone should photoshop BRAZZERS in to this photo of OPs

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>>1901591
>>1901604
FUCKING STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>>1901578

I think it's the company's retarded way of differentiating them. Remember when they signed Eva and wanted her to dye her hair because she looked too much like one of the Bellas? Becky and Sasha both look so much better with more natural looking hair.

>>1901628
Have you seen what she looks like lately?

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>>1901591
>mentions Eddie Guerrero in every single promo
>doesn't even have 1% of his charisma or in ring skills

>>1901893

She also has absolutely no connection to him beyond being a fan like everyone else. It'd be like if Nakamura came to the ring on a weekly basis and talked about how he was a child and idolised Michael Jackson and now he pays homage to him by dancing to the ring, only that would be less cringeworthy. There's nothing wrong with wrestlers being marks but their onscreen characters shouldn't be.

>>1901893
hey vickie

>>1901904

Go to bed, $asha.

>>1901578
they want to appeal to anime fans

>>1901899
Rollins does Eddie spots but you don't bitch about him

>>1901917

Doing spots is completely different to wearing his tights/boots and cutting promos about him constantly. If Sasha wanted to bust out the three amigos and hit a frog splash I'd be totally fine with it.

>>1901917
Does Rollins mention Eddie in every single promo he does like a retarded fanboy?

He actually performs spots instead of constantly saying shit and not backing it up.

>>1901917
>doing someone's difficult moves is comparable to saying someone's name

>>1901922
her frog splash is fucking horrible.

>>1901569
Filthy nigger

>>1901578
that thing on sasha's head isn't hair, lad. she wears a wig

>>1901569
YOU SEE CHARLOTTE, THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS UHH
I AM MIAH.
THE HORSEWOMAN.
THE BALDING ASSASSIN.
THE BOSS.
AND YOU CAN BANK ON THAT,
BECAUSE IT'S WHAT'S BEST FOR BUSINESS UHH

>>1901899
>tfw Aiden English is actually related to the Guerreros and doesn't brags about it

>>1901922
Tribute gear isn't a new thing, junior.

>>1901927
>>1901938
>marks actually think Sasha writes her own promos

>>1902418
Do the writers also write her own botches?

>>1902421
What's that got to do with her promos anon?

>>1902422
they are shit just like her wrestling resulting in botches

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>>1902395

>>1901917
>doing spots =/= mentioning a guy you never met in every promo

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>>1902395
>THE BALDING ASSASSIN
h-how dare you

Eddie is being put on a pedestal because of early death. The guy wasn't that good.

And let's not forget Eddie is the lowest live event draw(2306 average attendance) in the modern history of WWE.

>>1901893
If Sasha lacks charisma, then explain how she is so over? I mean marks were expecting Bayley to be the biggest babyface since Hogan once she got called upto the main roster, but last I checked she's getting boring chants. Sasha is the only true babyface on the roster.

>>1902525
Holy shit, that mouth. I would be legit scared seeing her in a dark alleyway.

>>1902556
>over

Overrated, maybe ;D. Nigga you stew-peed or what? Who is she over with? A bunch of smelly fat neckbeards? Real fucking draw. No one takes her seriousle except for them, and maybe cuck foley and stephanie.

>>1902567
>A bunch of smelly fat neckbeards

> Refers to himself and asp'tards

>>1902556
>over
>constantly comes out to crickets and gets no reaction during promos

Kek

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>>1902556
>And let's not forget Eddie is the lowest live event draw(2306 average attendance) in the modern history of WWE.

Lets forget that BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE WHO ONLY WATCHES THIS PIECE OF SHIT PRODUCT CARE ABOUT SOME FUCKING MEANINGLESS FOR US NUMBERS

LIKE

FUCKING

GET

A

CLUE

You fucking cunt faggot.

kys.


Fuck you made me seething. I hate drawposters.

>>1902594
Point of being a top wrestler in a mainstream oriented wrestling promotion like WWE is to become a STAR. If you can't be that, you might as well be a indy shitter.

>>1902584

Selective hearing faggot.

>>1902556
sasha got boring chants last night as well. the based crowd wasn't having any of this divashit, every woman on the show got crapped on

Was this the worst promo ever? Not even trolling

>>1902606
>Point of being a top wrestler in a mainstream oriented wrestling promotion like WWE is to become a STAR

All you should care about is if the wrestler is fun to watch and dosn't want to make you change the channel you fucking cocksucking retard.

>this sunday i will defend my title and I will show you both wwe no mercy live for only 9.99
What did the champ that runs the camp mean by this?

The problem is that everybody today grew up idolising Eddie and Shawn, we need guys who grew up wanting to be like hogan, Nash, Steiner and Goldberg

>>1901922
>cutting promos about him constantly
she doesn't write her promos

>>1902918
>we need guys who grew up wanting to be like hogan, Nash, Steiner and Goldberg
all those people grew up with having a clue to use their natural brains and charisma to gain money without destroying their bodies. They are now all managers of stores scattered across the globe

>>1901596
Mexicans hate niggers

>>1903013
> store managers
> money
Kek found the poorfag

> subtle nashposting
Oh, that explains it

>>1901594
Leave your house for once

>>1902606
>people like this exist
>i care about drawing numbers of wrestlers
wew

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>>1901584
get this man a job, vince

>>1902395
FYI, not defending Sasha or anything, almost everyone in Massachusetts and Connecticut adds an -uh to some words. It's either that or not pronouncing their Rs

>>1901584
>women
>orgasms
Pick one

r/ someone photoshop a dick in her mouth

>>1902556
Turn 18
Have sex
Gain height
Seek sunlight
Hit the weights
Take a shower
Lose weight
Get a clue

>>1903115
Just because your tiny dick could not please one, doesnt mean they dont have orgasms.

>>1903118
I think animal porn is illegal. Even photoshopped.

>>1903051
More than you you freaking peon

>>1902414
>related
He married Eddie's daughter

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cheap edit

>>1901914

weeb scum reporting in

It doesn't work like that. Ignoring the fact that they're 3DPD, hair dyed to an unrealistic color like that always either looks too faded out or too bright and just never works.

>>1903100
No, we don't-uh.