>Tall >muscular >Rich >gave up his body for the business

>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>In the same feud, lost 90,000 buys from the previous year at the Hell in a Cell PPV that included Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase Jr in the main event
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.

>>1894128
>opinions

>>1894133
>facts

Taker unironically came out to Limp Dipshit. He can never be based

>>1894133
>>1894135
>>1894142

The internet is pro-Taker.

Back to the woods with you all.

>>1894128
Taker's favourite drink is unironically Jack Daniels
Plebbest of pleb shit, he may as well drink Johnnie Walkers and coke

>>1894149
If you weren't a poor motherfucker who will go broke if he buys one JD bottle you would probably enjoy it too.

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>>1894148
> The internet

>>1894153
>its carter spamming the taker pasta

it all makes sense now

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>>In the same feud, lost 90,000 buys from the previous year at the Hell in a Cell PPV that included Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase Jr in the main event

Undertaker was why people bought HIAC in 2009
he was featured in the advertising, he was in a world title match
it didnt go on last but no one buying the show would know that

stop the "le only main event is what matters"

buys were down again the next year when Taker wasnt on the card

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>>1894152
Kek the state of this guy, are you literally 12 m8?
Nigger i hardly even drink scotch any more its mostly Blantons Gold, one bottle costs more than a weeks worth of your NEETbux

Check out my lagu 16 bruv, check out my caol ila. suck my dick bitch

>>1894156
> thinks im cuckter
Newfag pls
It is him spamming the Undercarder pasta though. Just like everything else slightly amusing, deancuc discovers it then runs it into the ground immediately

Only time the fat spic and the word 'run' belongs in a sentence together

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>>1894128
>Beatiful hair
>balding
>ginger

>>1894199
>Reggay cookbook

Please be kidding

>>1894199
> mad my cookbook collection costs more than you make in a month
Lol are you the janny?

> Jack Daniels
> expensive
Kekekekekekekekek

>>1894224
Obv meant for >>1894213