A month of no holds barred sex with Alexa Bliss BUT wrestling

Anybody who doesn't pick #1 is a gaylord

>wrestling = WWE

kek

>>1890828
Seriously?

Fuck Bliss till my balls dried up.

Who cares about wrestling? It's already shit anyway

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how do you guys deal with depression it's not getting better. i want to go to sleep and never wake up

>>1890876
Avoid reality by watching anything wrestling related

>>1890828
First one obvs. Just the fact that you think this is a difficult choice makes you a faggot, OP.

>>1890876
So why don't you just go to sleep?

>>1890876
I smoke weed

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>>1890876
the night is darkest before the dawn, anon

Fuck Bliss and just rewatch the Attitude Era until I die

2nd choice obviously. My wife is hotter than bliss and loves old school wrestling.

By the end of the month my pelvis would be dust. Fuck the WWE she will bear my children.

>>1891241
Does your wife's son agree with that or is he also imaginary?

>>1890828
Sex. I don't care about wrestling

>>1890850
He didn't say WWE at all, though.

>>1890828
All I really do nowadays is jerk off to the Divas so probably the first but that is limiting my jerk off material after 5 years.

Can I request 30 hour-long foot worshipping sessions and the creation of a legitimate second national wrestling group?

>>1890828
Alexa of course

ha ha ha a fuck wrestling

>>1890828

Is that it for number one? I'd give up all my money on top of that. Holy fucking yum

>>1891590
>this is your average mandrama fan
Sad!

>>1891622
>fan

I wouldnt go that far.

>>1890828
I need a detailed breakdown of what happens with you and Alexa after that month, or what penalties would occur if you carried on longer.

>>1890971
That shit makes it worse for me.

That feel when I can't stop that feel.

>>1890828
One month of Alexa then I can die.

sex is gay lmoa wrestling is better

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>>1890876

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>>1890828
Id literally kill ever single wrestler of the past,present, and future for one hour of giving My Precious Blissfu foot massages. Of course, Choice A is the right answer

>>1894194
Actually this is good enough as well

Definitely fuck Alexa. But I'm not some foot-fag. I mean, I would stick my penis inside of her until she is screaming.

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>>1890876
If you really think about it deep enough down the rabbit hole, there is no real good reason to live life and accomplish anything. It's all deception, and what is the actual "accomplishment" from making music, or being a successful actor, or becoming president? Is it fame? We only know of historically-known people thanks to being forced to learn about them. Idols and Gods are only there to worship, not to copy. Have fun and kill yourself instead.

Alexa Bliss definitely.

>>1890828

haha very funny wrestling is already dead

Too easy OP, too easy, not even the smarckiest of smarks would say no to a whole month of no holds barred sex with Bliss.

or wrestling
Ill enjoy based nakamura saving the buisness while you faggot normies cuck yourself.

>>1894465
Fuck it didnt post the rat emoji
Hey rato

>>1890828
Fucking her endlessly, of course.

>>1890828
Make it a three way with me,Paige and Bailey and we have a deal

>>1894306
Based rato

>>1890828
I love wrestling. But one night with her would be enough to accept the offer

The day wrestling died when I stuck my peepee in alexa