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>GOAT
>Biggest Draw ever
>Designed the best selling T shirt of all time
>Came up with his own gimmick after WWF give him the ringmaster
>Face of the biggest wrestling boom the world will ever see
>Got divorced three times but kept all his money
>Took the belt of Shawn "record low ratings" Michaels and saved the company
>God tier mic worker
>Wrestled in the best match in Wrestlemania history
>Surpassed Hogan after being fired by WCW
>So good he managed to get Dude Love over
>So good he managed to get Rocky Malvia over
>So good he managed to get HHH over
>Made being bald cool
>Greatest WWF champion of all time
>Works the smarks
>Works the marks
>Works the anti-smarks
>Got the biggest pop at WM 32
>Headlined the greatest Wrestlemania in history
>Wrestled in the highest rated Raw segment in history
>Headlined the most bought summerslam ever
>Carried Invasion 2001 to 700k buys
>Had the balls to tell Vince to go fuck himself and took his ball home
>Vince begged him to come back months later
>One time he carried Brian Pillman to a world championship
>Worked Jeff Jarret
>Worked Billy Gunn
>Worked Road Dog
>Worked Debras skull
>Net worth is over $45 million
>Good friends with The Rock
>Good friends with Kevin Nash
>Hosts his own network podcast and says what he wants without any fear
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>>1889166
OP, Sasha isn't that rich yet
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got cucked by hogan
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>>1889166
add
>talked about the JQ on a live broadcast
to it
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>>1889173
JQ?
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>>1889177
oh (((you)))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1yv-VHnsWw
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I never understood why smarks hate on Cena, Hogan, and the Rock for having a "limited moveset" but then call Austin GOAT.
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>>1889186
Austin was considered one of the best in ring wrestlers in the world before he met Owen Hart
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>>1889190
no he wasn't
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>>1889186
Smarks hated Austin too. Even back then they were fat work rate manchildren
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>>1889166
>>Designed the best selling T shirt of all time
which one?
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>>1889194
>smarks hated Austin
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>>1889196
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>>1889197
there are threads on the internet from the attitude era with smarks shitting on rock and austin for being stale and boring
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>>1889198
this
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>>1889198
lel
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>>1889195
>implying anyone has fallen for Reigns "badass" act
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>So beloved as a face turning heel kills the business
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>>1889210
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>>1889186
All patrician wrestling fans hate the Rock. That bitch-titted samoan faggot did not pay his dues.
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>>1889220
this is true Austin was a midcarder in WCW for several years
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>>1889186
Being a good wrestler isn't only about how big your moveset is, it's also the reaction you garner with it.
Austin was kick-punch as fuck, but got crowds roaring with every kick and punch.
Also, they call him GOAT because he was the fucking GOAT. He drew more than anyone else in his time on top. That's what discerns the GOAT.
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>>1889181
>there will never be a stone cold podcast with Kendrick talking about the Jews and their lies
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he hit a woman so that negates all of that
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>>1889255
wtf I love Austin now
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>>1889255
>he hit a woman so that negates all of that
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>>1889166
These hoes not even taller than a cutout.
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>>1889166
man that singlehandedly saved the business
>the horsewomen that will destroy it
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>>1889360
yup
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>>1891533
Kek
Hogan was a cultural icon only just below Michael Jackson and Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 80s
Austin was big but nowhere near that level of relevance
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>>1889190
This... he was a very technical wrestler.
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>It's another Hogan vs Austin thread
>People will unironically argue over this when neither of them care and acknowledge each others runs
The two GOATs, on their own level.
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>>1891546
>it's a fat smark knows more than Meltzer episode
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>>1891546
It was a different time, and cultural currency adjusted for inflation I would argue that Stone Cold was near that level of relevance.
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>>1891552
that's all /asp/ does, argue over wrestlers who stopped having heat with each other years ago
>Punk/Nash (Nash is a big fan of Punk and wanted him in a new nWo)
>Bret/Shawn
>Hogan/Austin
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>>1891564
> cultural currency adjusted for inflation
Kek i know what you mean, but here is a hat anyway
>>1891553
Were you sentient in the 80s/early 90s m8? No? Then shut the fuck up
From what i know of le meltz it is obvious he is extremely biased and loves putting his favourites over eg shoehorning Flair into everything/ burying people he is against with very little logic, yet fat wew smarks like you eat up everything he says
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>>1889166
Hi Steve
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>>1892252
hello
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>>1891564
>cultural currency adjusted for inflation
stop
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>worked debras skull
lol based austin
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>>1889199
lol where, i need to see this
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>>1891546
HI TERRY!
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>>1889199
>Smarks wanted Asutin to turn heel and for Dwayne to fuck off to hollywood
>Both happen in 2001
>Business nosedives
never listen to smarks
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