>"Hmm it says here you enjoy watching wrestling. So tell

>>1886597
I dont want the job, you just got worked

I would promote a healthy lifestyle over the workplace through my tips about wheights, showers, and clues.

Well if I actually put on a resume that I enjoy watching wrestling, or any interest, then yeah, I don't deserve to be hired.

>>1886597
I do a sweet elbow drop

Kek i probably get paid more than you anyway, why would i want to work for your shitbird company

>>1886597
Why would that be written in a resume?

>>1886597
because the ad said you were looking for someone who was a total fucking loser Manchild?

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>>1886597
I'm not sure you understand sunshine, i'm here to replace you. Now if you please, gather your belongings and show yourself out sonny

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WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BROTHER!

I MAY HAVE SAID THAT I LIKE WRESTLING, BUT THAT WAS JUST A WORK! YOU SEE, I WORKED YOU SO HARD THAT I WORKED YOU INTO A SHOOT! AND NOW THAT I'VE PULLED THE RUG OVER THE CEO OF THIS COMPANY'S EYES, JUST LIKE I DID TO BILLIONAIRE TED, ITS NOW TIME FOR ME AND THE NEW WORLD ORDER TO TAKE OVER! I

I'M GONNA DROP THE LEG ON THIS COMPANY, JUST LIKE I DID TO THAT NO GOOD GAWKER BROTHER, IN FRONT OF ALL THESE SCREAMING HULKAMANIACS IN THE WAITING LOBBY, UNLESS YOU GIVE ME THIS JOB! AND IF YOU DON'T, I'VE GOT A LIMO FILLED WITH LAWYERS, FUNDED BY PETER THIEL, WAITING TO SUE YOUR ASS IN COURT! -HH

>>1886599
/thread

YOU KNOW, THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL

>>1886597
Because my skills and experience speak for itself and what I watch out of work is of no concern to you.

>>1886597

I hit the weights

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>>1886650
Jesus fuck

No thanks, I don't wish to work for people who resort to cursing in the office.

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>>1886615
You wish

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>>1886597

>"FUCK YOU! I AM A SUCCESSFUL ADULT WHO ENJOYS THE DRAMA OF PPROWRESTLING!"

Well, for one thing, I'm about the only one qualified to maintain your databases that's willing to work at your shit wage

>>1886597
Because if I'm qualified for your opening, then I'm not a "total fucking loser manchild" am I? Also, I was recording this interview, I'm sure your boss would love to know about your unprofessional attitude.

>>1886597
Who the fuck would put that on their resume

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>>1886599

>>1886597
>Boardflippers and toy gun enthusiasts think they aren't the manchildren on this board
kek