>he watches grown men in tights with oiled up muscles play

>>1885958
When did Seth shave his head?

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>he watches grown men in tights with oiled up muscles play fight

how do you explain your "hobby" to people without coming across like a total queer and/or loser?

>>1885967
MMA is actualy much gayer than wrestling and it's not even close

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>>1886042

Exhibit Gay: Noam Dar's, of the WWE Raw Cruiserweight division, twitter profile picture. Find me a UFC fighter with a more homoerotic profile pic and we can talk.

>Not to mention Balor being Dar's bumboy and the both of them being notorios for attending prolapsing sex parties together.
>Legit - there's enough fags in WWE to create a Gay World Order.

>>1885958
let em know i was a giant fan as a kid and used to wrestle in the """""indies""""" years ago. i still keep up with it

>>1885967
>>1886042

MMA is real. Wrasslin' is fake.

You must be literally retarded.

>>1885958
>>1886042

WWE is a pathetic fake goof and geek circus, only children, autists and morons enjoy it

>>1886130
You know what else is real? Gay porn. (:

>>1886064

Gay heel stable when?

>>1886130
>MMA is real
lol

>current year
>being gay not praised in the real world
Try leaving your basement sometime my friends

>>1886064
You're just jealous that Noam Dar is a better blowjobber than you are.

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>>1885958
>jonathan! why there are half nude leather policemen and latino muscle people at your screen again!

>>1886130
>watching oiled up faggots roll around on the ground for five, five minute rounds.

How is that entertaining to you MMA faggots

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>>1886156
it´s not supposed to be entertaining it´s a fight and the better man wins. they´re trying to kill each other in MMA while your pussy ass faggot wrestlers dance next to each other before letting the other guy win coz they agreed on that.

WWE is extremely fucking lame waste of time right now. i dont like clown wrestling anymore because now they take themselves so seriously that every competitor is either brad, chadley and working class daddy who says they gotta provide for their children and blah blah blah. hell they dress up in black T and jeans now, that looks so boring and normal

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>>1886169
>they´re trying to kill each other in MMA

>>1886169
If you don't like wrestling then what the fuck are you doing on this board? Isn't it 10 AM? Literally take a shower you NEET.

>>1886156
You can call it 'rolling around on the ground' or you can call it 'breaking limbs and choking people to death if there if there weren't a referee involved'

>>1886156

Except you often get knockouts and submissions in MMA

Real fights, real entertainment

>>1886147

>autist/child/simpleton detected

>>1886064
A couple blatant homosexuals in pro wrestling is nothing compared to the entirety of MMA being comprised of repressed homosexuals

>>1886178

This board says alternative sports. Not alternative TO sports. Fake wrestling is not a sport. What the fuck is it doing here?

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>>1886064
Stop being salty. Just brave yourself and go to a gay bar

>>1886207
sport
spôrt/
noun
1.
an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment.

Honestly I cut Stone Cold Steve Austin style promos on them sons of bitches.

>>1886217
>you will never be as ripped as balorina

>>1885958
I only watch the women

>>1886234
There is no competition in wrestling, it's all pretend

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>>1886442
How many inch of your height would would you like to trade to be ripped like finn?

>>1886234

>competition
>fake wrestling

Pick one

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>>1886130

Truth be told, MMA would be much better if it was at least a bit scripted. For example, CM Punk going 3 rounds and losing would have retained many more viewers than having a real fight and having it last a minute.

UFC needs to learn what's best for business.

>>1886654
>Implying Gall wasn't so worked by Punk refusing to shake his hand that he went off script

>>1886654

You can't book a weak little emo brat to last more than three minutes, nobody would find that angle believable

Also UFC do PPV numbers the WWE goof and geek circus can only dream of, they need no lessons in what is best for business

WWE is just like a manly soap opera

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>>1885958
I have been able to watch all of this somehow without popping a boner except for the women's segments.

>>1885958
I summon my courage and lie that I'm gay.

>>1885958
why are mma fags so self conscious about being gay
makes you think...

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>>1885958
I am the queers, anon. I have to explain to other queers why wrestling is the greatest thing ever, even after I point out that it's a bunch of fit, cute guys doing amazing physical things to each other. None of them go for it. You've got nothing to worry about, hetero brothers. Gay guys hate wrestling. They shouldn't, but they do.

>>1885958
Mma is on /sp/

>>1885958

I don't think I've found myself in a social situation where I've needed to talk about pro-wrestling other than with another geek, and when we do, we usually talk about stuff that happened in the 90's.

>>1887731
Other queer reporting in: yes that queer is right, besides him we all hate wrestling. This was universally agreed upon at our last Secret General Meeting, save for one vote which I presume was cast by anon.

I do like judo though. But it's not as gay.

I don't try and explain anything because I don't give a fuck what anybody thinks.

i like the new bola clip where they all put thumbs in bums hahaha ABSOLUTELY DEAD :D :D

I come on this board for skateboarding (an alternative SPORT) what is this fake rubbish

Fake wrestling is not a sport, it should not be here