>Booker T not actually a booker >Undertaker doesn't

undertaker usually takes away high buyrates when he main events PPVs

>never committed a single crime
Wrong

I think Shad got arrested some time after his WWE release

>>1883059
>Undertaker
Would actually take the company under if he main evented any more PPVs

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>World Wrestling Entertainment
Not entertaining

>>1883059
>Cryme Tyme never committed a single crime
That's where you're wrong, kiddo. They committed fraud against Eugene.

>Big Boss Man
>he has a boss

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>Samoa Joe
Isn't Samoan

>Roman Reigns
>Isn't Roman

>>1883241
>Nuufolau Joel Seanoa isn't Samoan

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>doesn't actually under takes

kek

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>>1883059
>brothers of destruction
Didn't destroy anything

>>1883343
destroyed Smackdowns ratings in late 2010

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>>1883059
>Xavier woods
isn't made of woods

>>1883059
But Booker T is a booker, he runs his own indy fed Reality of Wrestling.

>>1883138
Ayy

>>1883103
The fucker literally got arrested for jaywalking

>Steve Blackman
is a white man

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>Los Matadores
didn't actually kill a single bull

>Hulk Hogan
Isn't the Hulk.

>Seth Rollins
Doesn't roll anywhere.

>Triple H
Not a trifecta of H's.

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I've heard 5 year olds make better jokes.

>>1883059
>Big Boss Man
Isn't a boss.

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>Matt Hardy
BROKEN

>bull buchanan
>has never cucked another man

>>1883059
>>1883059
>never committed a single crime
>blacks

Pick one.

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>Hardcore holly
Isn't a flower with a hard core

>Diamond Dallas Page
not actually a precious stone, city in Texas or one leaf of paper

>AJ Style
Not an actual hairstyle or brand
>Young Bucks
Aren't young deers
>Shark Boy
Is a shark man

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>Dolph Ziggler
Is a human ziggler

>Rob Van Dam

Never robbed damn van

>>1884726
you mean you've heard OTHER five years olds make better jokes

>>1883138
Didn't the highest non-WM buyrate have him in the main event?

>>1883347
kinda sad because Paul Bearer returned and Kane cut the best promos of his career then

I want neowooredditasp to leave

>>1886531
back to /pol/, niggerlover

>>1883059
>Kurt Angle
not an actual angle

>>1883059
>Nikki Cross
>very mean and angry person

>>1883059
Booker T is a booker

>sin cara
has a face, it's just under his mask.

>>1883059
>Buried alive match
the competitor isn't actually buried alive

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>Isn't a box of nails

> Crash Holly

Not a traffic accident or a bush

>Test

Not a series of questions

>A-Train

Not a train

> John Bradshaw Layfield

Not an area of grass for resting

> Road Dogg

Neither a road nor a dog

>Bret 'Hitman' Hart

Never carried out an assassination

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>>1888501
Yes he did.
He assasinated his career

>Total Nonstop Wrestling
Has break commercials

>Summer Rae
Actually a human female, not a season of the year

>Kane
isn't Barbie's fuck buddy

>AJ Lee
not a Chinese woman

>Edge
Not the outside limit of an object, area, or surface; a place or part farthest away from the center of something.

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>>1883059
>undertaker
takes under, and he has
>stone cold
low temperature stone, not ice
>banks
banks things, or is multiple banks
>HiaC
hell that is inside the cell, not a cell in hell

mfw

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>Tazz

>Isn't pic related

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>coach
Isn't a real coach

>the man that gravity forgot

Still falls

>the devil's playground
Nobody has ever seen Satan around

Test
>wasn't low enough test

Aiden English
>isn't english

Erick Rowan
>doesn't own a boat

Luke Harper
>doesn't play the Harp

Jack Swagger
>has no swagger

Noelle Foley
>doesn't rock in keds and tube socks

>the beast incarnate
Is a man
>the game
Isn't a computer software intended for entertainment
>Sting
Isn't a small sharp-pointed organ at the end of the abdomen of bees, wasps, ants, and scorpions, capable of inflicting a painful or dangerous wound by injecting poison

>Raw
The Rock is always cookin
>Mr WrestleMania
Isn't a walking big event held at a football stadium
>WWE Main Event
A show that has no main event
>Superstars
Aren't a huge luminous sphere of plasma held together by its own gravity
>Universal Championship
Is only defended on Earth

>Kane
doesn't even have a limp

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>Rusev
Isn't from Russia

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>once in a lifetime
Happened twice

>>1883059
>The Wyatt Family
>none of them are related
They aren't actually supposed to be realated. It's meant to be like a cult.

>>1883255
Unlike you American's, in the rest of the world, if someone isn't born in a certain country they aren't from there.

>Y-yeah I'm 100% Scandinavian!!!!!1
>Muh Pure heritage!

God eftermiddag pikhoved!

>what?
>I don't speak european, but I'm totatlly 100% from there!

>>1889518
Its two hours long as well

>the deadman
Is alive

>>1889827
>triggered

>Mr.America
is luchadore from Mexico