>YOU DESERVE IT! *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP* >YOU DESERVE IT!

>>1882425
Just look at those people. Look at them. The looks on their faces. What do you call that emotion they have? Disgusting.

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>Go to cousin's wedding
>really happy for him, marrying a 9/10 with great personality
>ceremony starts
>I'm sitting front row cheering him on
>Churchman reads vows to them
>I start chanting "THIS IS AWESOME"
>My mom tells me to stop
>Ignore her
>I continue "YOU DESERVE IT, YOU DESERVE IT"
>Churchman asks for calm
>he asks if they will marry
>I start chanting "YES, YES, YES" with my arms pointing to the sky
>Cousin looks angry
>he's getting worked
>Ceremony finishes and I lead the chants with "THIS IS AWESOME"
>mfw I made the ceremony 10 times better

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>>1882436
autism.

>>1882425
Why can't we all just sit in awkward silence and tranquility?

>That story about (I think) Harley Race winning his first NWA title and Nick Bockwinkel casually walking up to him and saying "Congratulations on being the fake world champion."

When did winning a title become the smark participation medal?

I never thought the day would come where I would hate the crowd as well as most of the roster

>vanilla midget protected since day one and carried through NXT and WWE to become the world champ half a decade after their first match botches an elbow drop through a table form the apron

EEEE CEEE DUBBA YOOU
EEEE CEEE DUBBA YOOU
EEEE CEEE DUBBA YOOU
EEEE CEEE DUBBA YOOU
EEEE CEEE DUBBA YOOU

>>1882436
>unironically comparing wwe events to a wedding reception
This is genuine autism desu.

>>1882436
topkek, did you also...
>cousin puts ring on her finger
>HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

>>1882436
Would have marked out. Good shit anon.

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>Does nothing but walk out to the ring.

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

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>HEEEEYYY WE WANT SOME BAYLAY!
>HEEEEYYY WE WANT SOME BAYLAY!

>>1882436
>trying this hard

>>1882425
>not one female

Pathetic.

>>1882456
>>1882454
>>1882436
samefag

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>THIS IS WRESTLING!!! *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*

>THIS IS WRESTLING!!! *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*

>THIS IS WRESTLING!!! *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*

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>>1885864

It really isn't senpai