>tfw already gassed out after a few minutes of talking How

>>1881698
Goldberg never worked a semi-decent match in his life, so why would he need to start now?

He wasn't capable of doing that nearly 13 years ago, why do you think he'd be capable of doing it now?

>>1881698
>implying that matches are more importan than the storylinas, people and build ups behind them

>>1881706
>>1881707
some people liked his intensity and strength, as short as his his matches were
but old people can't be strong and intense, especially if your opponent is almost 300 lbs heavy

>>1881698
I can't even see him getting Brock up for a jackhammer.

>>1881714
>What is a pay-off?

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>expecting a semi-decent match
Poor boy

>>1881698
I remember seeing a kid wearing a Goldberg shirt at Wal-Mart one time. I waited until he was in a secluded area and proceeded to beat the shit out of him, tear his gay shirt and spit in his face. I got him so scared that he said some black kids did it. It always makes me smile when I think about it.

>Waaaahhh why won't these two actual wrestlers do a million different fake looking flips and kicks like my indie idols!!
Fuck off. We're gonna get a hoss fight between two of the most intimidating wrestlers of all time and it'll be great.

>>1881731
probably the worst comment of the week
even though it's just thusday, we all don't have have to try anymore to top that piece of shit you just wrote there

>>1881731
Yep, because we all know their match at Mania 20 is considered one of the all time classics.

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>>1881733

>>1881729
>Things that never happened 101

or

>Stone Cold Steve Autist fans

or

>Blinded Stamford wife

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>>1881731
How does your foot taste?

>>1881763
>Jewish athleticism
Did he have do one without his hands touching the ground?

>>1881763
I unironically hope to somehow see spots like this with lesnar. Or at least see them attempt

>>1881771
*ever

>>1881698
They just cash in for the hype factor nowadays especially with the recent part timers and it was succesful.

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>mfw smarks like when characters sell moves but complain when they show fatigue in a prolonged fight

He's not.

As you can see the pathetic crowd was already chanting "holy shit" just from Oldjew walking to the ring, so it really doesn't matter.

>>1881763
would kill to learn how to do that landing with my fists

>>1881762
First one

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>>1881771
>>1881775
>cancerous nu male phone poster doesn't "get" why Goldberg is a draw

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>post yfw the match turns into a shoot because neither Goldberg nor Lesnar want to look weak

>>1881932
>50 years old
>shooting on Lesnar

That'll go well.

>>1881927

already posted it here cuck:
>>1881716

>>1881738
Completely different circumstances and minimal correlation.

>>1881943
Yeah, the match is obviously gonna be better under THESE circumstances:

>Goldberg is nearly 13 years older
>has not wrestled a match since then
>Lesnar visibly not even pretending to give a shit nowadays

>>1881946
Stop starting every sentence with Yeah, you fucking scumbag.

It's not about the technical match quality. It's about working the crowd into it in a way that they wouldn't shit on it. Perhaps using blood and weapons could do that. You're the same type of moron who thought Hogan was a bad worker

>>1881714
The hardcore smark crowd has taken over with their greed for 5* technical matches. Downside is 99% of those matches contain wrestlers with shit personality and/or generic character.

Fake fighting is the only important factor to them and that's why WWE is in the shithole it's in for catering to them.

>>1881954
Maybe they could "work" the crowd by putting on a match that isn't utter shit.

>you fucking scumbag
>You're the same type of moron

MMM delicious tears.

>>1881958
The saddest part of this post is that you're being 100% sincere.

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>>1881936
You should be booking the shows

>>1881966
People are generally sincere when they place cold hard facts.

>>1881971
What's that got to do with your silly little ramblings?

>shit personality and/or generic character

He says this in defense of Lesnar vs. Goldberg II: Midlife Crisis Edition.

>>1881981
You're retarded if you don't think Lesnar/Goldberg have one of the best power-based gimmicks due to their presence, strength and history of wrecking people. That doesn't work for fake tough guys like Owens because he looks and acts like shit, not to mention his garbage storylines in the past.

>>1881763
That's against Glacier?

I've forgotten just how athletic Goldberg used to be... In his earlier streak matches he actually varied his (albeit shallow, but he was learning more holds/moves each week) moveset until EB and the powers that be recognised that the Spear / Jackhammer combination was enough to sell him as a monster. Look at the reaction in the crowd to that backflip! I remember a rolling leg lock too, as well as a decent variety of suplexes...

I think we'll see an overhead German from Brock land Bill on his stomach / feet, Goldberg will spring up as Lesner taunts the crowd before turning around into a spear... Bit who knows, just something that could be fun.

>>1881698
It was in Denver, bruh. It's hard to fuckin' breath when there ain't no air.

>>1881733
Fuck off back 2 reddit and hang yourself you Indy shitter

>>1882209
indy wrestling is where the big muscular guys are at at this point
WWE = small and old guy

Lesnar gets gassed easy too

He's sweating and goes red his matches

>>1882291
Those roids are gonna cause his heart to explode eventually

>>1881729
top kek

>>1881762
2nd one

>>1882233
i hate that this is true.

>>1881932
Brock would literally killed Goldberg in a legit fight.

>>1881698
They won't be doing your favorite flippy shit you fat mess. This will be a hoss fight, short and sweet.

Fuck Goldberg bring back Glacier, dude still wrestles every so often in Chikara

>>1881698
It's a spectacle who gives a shit about how good the match is?

>>1881698

18+

Take a shower

Get a clue

>>1881738

>WM 20

Surprisingly this is the only match smarks ever seem to reference when talking about Goldberg, it's almost as if they're underage or something.

>>1881706
Vs ddp at Halloween havoc?

>>1882004
>Goldberg has a history of wrecking people

You mean like when he got choked out by Jericho?

>>1885137
It's almost like that was his latest offering!

>>1885313
>anon says "gimmicks" in the same sentence
>you bring up a real life fight

I know you were going for something here, but I don't know what you mean by it

OOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBEEEERG! OOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBEEEERG! OOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBEEEERG! OOOOOOOOOOOOOLDBEEEERG!