>Hasn't done diddley shit in more than a decade >Cuts

His music at the end was hype as fuck.

Better yet, why was WCW such a better product

>>1880192
Vince has 28 writers that force the wrestlers to read from a script.

>>1880192
>Just one more match

No match at Wrestlemania 33 :( At least put Lesnar vs Goldberg inside Hell In A Cell

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>cuts amazing promo
>hype as fuck
>barely can pick up his own son

who ended his career again?

>>1880246
Bret Hart

>THEN THAT GOT ME THINKING
>2K WWE 17
>MY KID NEVER SAW ME WRESTLE
>BROCK, YOUR LAST

He's a cornball

>>1880192

He did? To be honest pham I had to turn it off because I couldn't listen to the fans stupid fucking chants anymore. Goldberg looked visibly annoyed with the fans.

It helps when you're feeling real emotion. Retirement/Return promos tend to be good of this.

>Goldberg is proud of his Jewish heritage and refused to hide it in the wrestling world, including refusing to wrestle on Yom Kippur

D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>1880192

Really goes to show how awful the product is when Goldberg looks better than 99% of the roster when talking, and it's not like he said anything outrageously out of the norm

>>1880253
Ey fuck you mang. The part about his kid put a warm smile on my face.

>>1880253

You're right, should have let Xavier Woods come out and meme about video games and anime since that's what obese smarks like you love.

>>1880253
>2K WWE 17

Of course he mispronounced it, dudes too busy fucking his hot wife and hitting the weights to play any video games

>>1880192
He's a product of an era where literally thousands of people tried out to be a wrestler, and he is the one that made the ultimate cut to be chose to have the rocket strapped to him.

He's from a class completely ten levels above any jabroni in the WWE right now. Even a man like Goldberg who was not particularly known for his promo skills.

>Jericho and Goldberg are the best promos in 2016

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>>1880302
>hot wife

Bitch looks 60 and had a hook nose like nose. Fuck off Jew fag.

>>1880312

>Even a man like Goldberg who was not particularly known for his promo skills

Yet he just went out there and killed it like it was nothing, meanwhile these new generation can barely go a sentence without botching it up.

>>1880318
pathetic

>>1880327

Probably because they literally have to memorize a script instead of shooting from the hip and putting any real emotion into it. They're micromanaged to death

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>>1880192
>getting gassed after every 10 words is considered a good promo on RAW

lmaoing at your show

>>1880334
>gassed
O-oy vey

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>>1880334

>Re-using RAW OC
>State of smackdownies and their D+ show

Are vanilla midgets truly the problem?

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>>1880192
Is /asp/ going to go full /pol/ during this feud?

>>1880334

>Born too late to know what a good promo is
>Didn't experience wrestling in its golden age in the 90's
>Probably thinks Bray Wyatt and he's spooky pre-taped stuff is the epitome of good mic work
>Probably rates Deanetty and his crazy shouting
>Smackdown sperg

Can't make this up

>>1880347

Only mental patients go to /pol/

>>1880192
Bearded Goldberg was best Goldberg

Fuck the goatee

>>1880347
it's jew vs jew tho

>>1880347
Why?

It's a jew versus a man beast who is controlled by a jew

damn i missed it, it was that good?

>>1880369
It was very emotional

Somethign rare from goldberg

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>>1880363
>>1880362
Jewception.

>>1880348
>he's

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>>1880354
agreed

>>1880369

Based entrance then cut an intense promo. Only bad thing about the segment was the smarks trying to get their chants over but it is what it is. I really love nostalgia pops.

>>1880192
Goldberg sucks. At least New Day and still be entertaining on the mic even when stale.
He sounds like the muppet fozzy bear. Fozzy bear prob panders less to the kids.

@1880417

No (you) from me

>>1880417
Does your wife's son also love the New Day?
#blacklivesmatter

Goldberg > Lesnar > the rest of the roster > Owens and Zayn

>>1880331
Have sex

>>1880419
Dont have a wife or a son. But theyd still prob find goldberg shit. Jeriko is better and even Braun is better. Yall basement dwellers need sunlight

>>1880430

Don't you have school tomorrow Timmy? It's way past your bed time.

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>>1880430
>Supports a fat fuck who can't even garner proper heat and a shitty mastodon
>Tells others to seek sunlight

>>1880435
Take the action figures outta your butt and find a gf

do you think he'll win against Lesnar?

how friendly are they toward each other? are they likely to throw stiff shit?

>>1880442
Nice comeback ya fuckin dumb smark

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>yfw none of the actual draws in wwe are homegrown talent

>jeriGOAT
>goldberg
>styles

>>1880445
Well, I'd imagine that Goldberg likes Brock Lesnar more than he likes Vince McMahon, that's for damn sure.

>>1880451
meant >>1880444

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>>1880354
Bearded Goldberg always reminds of the final God of War Kratos

>>1880433
I hope your parents ground you from using your computer dicksmack

>>1880445
Thanks

>>1880460

>dicksmack

Literally a teenager.

>>1880447
Genius of the biz

>>1880464
being a dumb fuckin smark isn't a compliment

ya dumb fuckin smark

>>1880444

At least he won't be wrestling Seth Rollins.

It was competent. WCW never let him talk either, WCW was incompetent.

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>>1880447
WHAT !????


WHAT .?!?

WHAT,?!?,?,

Huh?

>>1880466
Literally an autistic midget

>>1880475
Who the fuck needs to talk when they're on a winstreak into the literal hundreds?

>>1880479
Literally a literal

>>1880470
Nah being a shitposter on the aspie board is where its at.

>>1880485
ya sound like you'e from reddit ya dumb fuckin smark

dae le on the list? xddd based jericho

>>1880479

Aww is the poor wittle baby going to cry? Thought I told you to go to sleep.

>>1880484
Literally illiterate

>>1880491
I am literally a literate

>>1880495
Iteration of a literal illiterate

>>1880488
Sleep with your mommy cuck

I bet cool dad was pissing his little panties that Goldberg is back and now there arent any of his vanilla midget friends to hold him back

>>1880192
>>1880192

I can't imagine any sane person watches this trash 5 hours a week. If the show was actually good, they wouldn't need to be calling back Goldberg, in fact it would feel like a major inconvenience(See Batista in 2014) , but at this point fans will just take whatever they can get. Anything to rekindle those awesome feel good moments of the past.

>>1880487
Mad that jerigoat creamed jewberg irl. change ya diaper

>>1880519

Your mom too busy getting pounded by Tyreese to come tuck you in?

>>1880522
Ya ever notice how when WM roles around they always bring back the attitude guys to beat up the newer guys?

It's clockwork lad, they know their current product is literal shits

>>1880512
Do you even know how much volume of liquid a cylinder of diameter 55cm can hold?

You dont , cause you're a litre illiterate

>>1880530
No comeback.

Now you're alliter illiterate

Holy fuck wwe just became relevant again

>>1880300
Imagine being this insecure about your masculinity while watching Americanized playfighting.

>>1880246
vince

>>1880785

Looks like I struck a nerve, so which are you? A slimy weaboo or a greasy neckbeard who plays "vidya" all day?

>>1880814
The only thing you've struck is out.