Why doesn't he come back with a pink shirt wearing Geordie

>>1877916
Because he's a fucking nerd

>>1877967
Every Geordie has it hard wired in them though, it's part of the environment they were brought up in.

>>1878015
Geordies have that bone in their heads for a reason

>>1877916
Just give him the mask he turned down and call it a day

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>>1877916
He's basically a librarian tho

>>1882280

>That time Joe cut a promo on NXT wearing a completely buttoned up polo shirt as a blatant rib on Neville

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>>1877916
Scotty T would draw more if they wanted that gimmick

>>1877916
He starts glassing every cruiserweight on the roster and demands a title shot

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>>1882294
I'd watch the fuck out of that

There must be someone with a gimmick like that in the UK somewhere. ICW has the Bucky Boys though not quite the same thing.

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>>1882280
>David Attenborough with Geordie accent gimmick when?
>Have him some vignettes about wrestlers in the WWE Universe

>What would you like to be, people sometimes say, if you came back to WWE Universe as a wrestler? Well the answer I give depends I suppose on the company. If it’s a bit racy, I dare say my mind would range over a number of wrestlers remarkable for the extravagance of their techniques. But in more sober company, I usually find a safer answer; Braun Straumann, I say. And why? Because it spends most of its time hanging jobbers upside down from a rope in the RAW ring, feasting. The Braun really is not only one of the strongest, but one of the strangest of wrestlers. It spends most of its life in the NXT developmental center. But when it’s awake, he beats jobbers like no one else could.

>>1882289

based scott

>>1882327
You literally just listed one, it's the same thing.