>terrible heel >ever worse face >proven anti-draw Unsalvageable.

>>1877537
You forgot
> unsafe botchmachine

Release him before he kills someone like goldberg or jerigoat

>>1877537
I remember thinking he'd be a good face because of his ring-work.
>slowed noticeably since injury
>promos somehow even worse
>still spends most of his time on-screen cutting them

Fucking garbage

He's a fucking joke. 0 intensity in anything he does

Seth is worse on the mic than Roman
Seth is worse on the mic than Goldberg

let that sink in for a moment

>1st night as WWE Champ popped the highest rating for RAW in 5 years

Careful Romannetty lovers: your inferiority complexes are showing.

>>1880243
Also better in-ring than both of them combined.

>>1880282
Goldbergs matches actually drew money though

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>Dude sparklecrotch LMAO
>Dude Tater tots LMAO
At least Deanetty is slowly improving on the mic since the brand split

>>1880282
First night was the highest and his last night was the lowest in 5 years. His average rating over his entire run was the lowest.

Also not true. He has been garbage ever since returning.

>>1880295
Children born after the last Goldberg match that drew money are teenagers now.

>>1877537

(You)

>>1877537
>>1877616
>>1877625
>Got a standing ovation at a PPV for a great match
Sit down neckbeard based A+ player doing his thing

Every fucking face turn since Cena has had this corny shit. Fire the writers.

Deancucks and Romancucks are so salty about Seth.

Its not our fault that Sethfags aren't annoying pricks who need to spam him all over the board.

>>1880295

BASED

YOU REKT HIM

>>1880404
Children born after the last Seth match that drew money don't exist

>>1880296
>no mercy triple threat build is a bunch of top tier worked shoots
>the very show afterward dean is back to le ebin comedy and meme ellsworth got an unironic wwe title shot

they were doing so well, too

>>1877537

>Pwease turn him face
>He turns
>Boring even as a face
>Next HBK they said.

>>1880404

Cause Goldberg has been away from the business for over a decade. You're probably one of those kids who wasn't even alive to watch WCW live.

Jasethy

>>1877537
Seth is a solid guy sure, but the only Shield member who had talent worth remarking was Dean.

And he gives even less of a shit than Brock does

>>1881283
>but the only Shield member who had talent worth remarking was Dean.
>talent
at what? doing death matches? being the jannetty? thats pretty much it.

>>1877537

You watched Raw on mute tonight?

>>1880594
Bought a copy of WCW/nWo Revenge brand new and rung in the new millennium playing it.

What else ya got?

>>1881318
Most people do whenever Jasethy's on the mic.

>>1880483
Oust Vince. He was probably laughing at this crap.

>>1880592
HBK was disappointing for a while too

>>1881318
Did you? Roman cut a great promo and so did Goldberg who sold his match. Seth cut a promo ten times worse than tater tots.

>>1880476
Hi Seth!

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>>1880295
>>1880502
blown the fuck out

>>1880490
Wait, why would Deancucks be salty?
The dude's been doing admittedly good on SDL with some fucking great promos and segments overall.
Seth and Roman have quickly become the unwanted shitters, Dean's fine now.

>>1877537
Still better than Dean. Roman was truly the elite one though.

>>1877537
>anti draw

Is he the new Orton?

>>1881401
No that's ratings killer Ambrose

>Carter SEETHING and mentioning Dean and Roman for no reason

HAHAHA HE GOT BTFO 3 TIMES IN A ROW

>>1880295
>>1880502
>>1881341

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>Chatting with a friend about how 95% of the current roster are garbage talkers compared to pretty much everyone in 80s NWA
>Topic turns to Seth
>"You think Seth's a bad promo?!"
>mfw

Standards are terrible now. He's never cut a natural sounding promo in his life. At least his whiny delivery made some sense as a heel.

>>1881385
Elite at what, being garbage?

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>>1881422
hey FedoRamen. Still not getting that help we asked you to?

>>1881580
>Carter is Bryanfag

Color me shocked

>>1881580
> we
Bahahahahahaha

Has there ever been a single point in his career when Seth was given decent material?

Like, I'm legit asking because I can't think of anything. Even Dean's goofy-ass comedy material like the talkshow and the potted plant is better than LOL SPARKLECROTCH.

>>1882546
Early heel Seth when the Shield broke up was good

>>1882546
This
>>1882551
Also the Shield, obviously.

>>1880592
He's not even really a face, he's just a whiny asshole. I really don't get where he's supposed to be right now, he's just pissy that Triple H picked Owens over him.

>>1882546
>it's not Seth's fault, it's the material
>but it's Roman's fault, not the material. Tater tots XD

Let's not even go over how Roman was way better at delivering those shit lines than Seth.

I fucking hate him for killing Sting. What a useless fucking retard Seth is.

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>mfw deanetty
>mfw jasethy
>mfw there was no variant for Roman

/wwe/ is always right baby

>>1883578
Javestty

>>1881411
>Deanetty
>gets a new gimmick, similar to Ortons

>The Ratings Killer

>Runs WWE into the ground

>>1883104
sting called seth the best wrestler in the world, his best opponent and said it wasnt his fault.

>>1884291
>a guy spoke positively of a guy the company he just arrived in was pushing

Wow who gives a fuck.

>the best wrestler in the world

LMAO he doesn't brush top 20

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>>1883578
Based Big Dog hitting the showers, lifting weights, getting a clue and women.

>>1884395
>ywn have teen girls going crazy for you

HOW DOES THE BIG DOG DO IT LADS?

>>1884555
He has 'it'

>>1884555
He's tall, muscular, has great hair, and nice eyes.

>>1877537
WWE sucks,lucha sucks, roh sucks, why bother?

>>1882546

I think he was alright in the initial period right after the shield broke up but then it just got old really fast and it was worse last year when he would open every RAW with a 15 minute promo.

All of Seth's talent was in his blonde streak

>>1885394
Why does he need the padded corset if he's so ripped?

>nice eyes

Contacts

>sethfags unite

>>1882546
Early heel Seth and most of all that one promo when he said he was going to kill Edge.

The problem with Seth is he has been given so much fucking promo time, opening and closing RAWs, and all he ever managed to be was grating. This is what happens when HHH sets himself up as a rolemodel.

>>1886035
>and most of all that one promo when he said he was going to kill Edge.

I think people look back on that line and not the promo.
The promo itself was just Seth saying JAAAAAAAAAHN JAHNJAHNJAHN over and over.

>>1886038
FUN FACT: constantly repeating somebody's name like that is a trait of psychopathy.

Based Seff working the marks.

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The day Seth is released is the day wrestling is saved.

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>>1887555
trips confirm

>>1886331
I know. Sadly, it's also boring.

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>babydick

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>>1877537
I wonder what they meant by this?

>>1892065
Based Big Ratings Randy

>>1892077

>randy 'such an anti draw he got booted off raw and then killed smackdown attendance and house shows attendance' orton
>main evented with daniel bryan the lowest drawing WWE PPV in history
>big ratings

>>1892065
>Jasethy isn't a draw

What a surprise.

>>1892095
>sethfag SEETHING

>>1892101
Seth is even worse than Orton. That's how shit and how much of an anti draw Seth is.

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>Anti-draw
Go home, Roman

>>1892095
Bryan and Christian's faults

>>1892107
>Wrestling Observer

You are getting that desperate huh Carter?

>>1892107
>>1892107
>Granted, both of those metrics for Rollins are based on eight samples: the lowest of those appearing in this chart. It will be interesting to see if data emerges from future house shows that supports or diffuses this trend, which will be complicated by the likely separation of house show rosters as the brand extension moves forward. It could also be that this positive difference related to Rollins will dissipate the further we get from this return date.

>A.J. Styles, who debuted on WWE TV in January, might have made a positive difference to house show attendance, with attendance for shows he’s been on performing 4% better than expected while other frequent main eventers struggle to break even. That’s well above most of his peers but within the 6% positive difference related to the midcarders mentioned above.

stay BTFO

Sub-50 IQ smark can't even understand statistics.

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>>1892107

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>>1892113
>B-b-b-but those numbers aren't the ones I like!

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>>1892126
It's OK, I wouldn't expect you to understand, you subhuman sub-30 IQ literal retard.

>>1892107
>-8% compared to Cena

Not a solitary dime from Jasethy

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>>1892133
>>>/pol/

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Bring back his curb stomp and SWAT team stripper gear.

He was the goat of goats.

>>1892148
>Jasethy
>GOAT

>>1892141
>crying /pol/ randomly

Just go back to plebbit, you triggered little sub-20 IQ vegetable. Your pic is also very related to that Seth house show figure. Good job, you're gaining 0.1 IQ by the hour.

>>1892176
I am literally BEGGING you to have sex, even just once. I'll even pay for it if your mother won't give you the money.

>>1892148
Fuck off beato you fat pathetic spic cunt

Hey remember that time when you pretended to be a irl wrestler online kek

>>1887555
>>1889425
Who will be Seth's Austin?

>>1892185
Kek you got btfo m8
Memes wont save you today

>>1892188

Fuck you. I am a wrestler IRL

Also the best wrestlers of all-time are from hispanic descent, this is indisputably true.

>>1892189
The lunatic fringe dean ambrose

>>1892193
He gets BTFO every single day. Yet he comes back every day. He has problems

>>1877537
I don't get it. He has no fans, the crowd is always dead for his matches, he doesn't move merch like Deanetty did at one point, he can't promo, he has never drawn ever, the only thing he draws is people away from the show, he has a small dick and got btfo by his ex for cheating on a Nazi who got fired from wwe, he can't pick up girls at the bar, he has 0 charisma, he has an annoying whiny voice. Why the fuck is he being pushed like this.

>>1892113
Fedoramen being ethernally butthurt because everyone draws more than Roman.

Even James Ellsworth

>>1893596
He's got a dick small enough that it doesn't make gaytchs asshole bleed

>>1892065
based cool dick luke

jaseffy confirmed tna level mid carder

>>1881337
>Still watching WCW
>2000
Sad!

>>1892214
Repeating it to yourself wont make it real.

>>1893637
You mean he's out drawing everyone, every single person on WWE TV. That's what happens when meme wrestlers get their spotlight but it won't matter in a few months when everyone's tired of the joke.

>>1886331
Demon Kane! Come out Demon Kane! Where are you Demon Kane!?

>>1880476
Which match anon?

>>1894686
Check the casket

>>1894750
Kek
That fan was annoying.

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Remember when Seth was literally /asp/'s god at one point ?
I remember. It's only a matter of time before the denialfags admit the truth once again.

GOAT.

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>>1894832
>/asp/

no one gives a fuck about asp, aspie