Can we all agree that CuckMan Phil should have just been on commentary instead of coming back and wrestling?
He wouldn't whine as much then.
philposting is dead
Now that the Philposting Era is over (11/12/2015 - 9/10/2016) was this guy a draw? He was easily the most autistic/dedicated gimmickposter and made at least 10 Phil threads everyday for 10 months. I personally liked his reign of terror
>>1875960
Motherfucker tanked the ratings and ran away most of the good posters. Literally Carter tier. I'm glad "philposting" is dead.
>>1875985
He didnt run shit away
Philposting has been a major part of /wwe/ since its inception
>>1875960
he was the barneyfag of this board. good riddance
>>1875844
He would put himself over more than NXT Graves does.
>>1875844
He was great on commentary, so I wouldn't have objected.
>>1876326
Hi Carter
>>1876326
ya seething there lil guy
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a Gracie Jiu Jitsu pink belt from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Weaseled out of a drug test
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
I'm so interested in how he's gonna get back into wrestling
>>1875960
Easily the worst gimmickposter in /asp/ history. Actually I don't think it's a gimmick because the guy is legit obsessed with CM Punk. His endless "Phil" spam killed this board.
>>1876342
>>1876347
>>1876356
At least take some time between your posts and use a different IP / posting style for each one. Your samefagging is so fucking easy to spot.
>>1876342
>bringing back dead memes