Let's kek together, lads. Alberto has a gold dick game to

>>1875710
the only good thing to come out of this marriage is a possible sex tape

>>1875710
there's literally other threads. how can you be so blind

>>1875715
>you will never hot dog paiges pale scrawny ass cheeks

This is all well and good, but 5 years from now Paige will have gained 100+ lbs. Del Rio, realizing its time to get out, will attempt a divorce.

Paige, slag that she is, will murder him in a fit of rage. He's fucked, boys.

>>1877217
this

Del Rio is not going to marry her, because he, even with all the sex and stuff, knows its a bad decision for him, business, and family. He'll say no, unless he's a super beta. However, I can see him going thru with it in fear for his life (unfortunately, because Paige seems fucking crazy)

If he says "no", she'll flip out. I worry for him then.

>>1877227
>>1877217

>ADR: I should take advice from 4chan neckbeards on life and relationships, they know better

>>1875710
he's el patron for a reason

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>>1875710
shes been dead to me since she started with that beaner

>>1877227
How is it bad for business? That's right, it's fucking not. He would literally be forgotten about right now if it weren't for Paige.