What are the things that automatically put you off a wrestler

>muslim

>under 6'3''
>under 240lbs
>non-american
>uses submission moves
>is female
>is liked by reddit, wrestlingforum or /wooo/
>doesn't maintain kayfabe outside the ring

>black
>european

>>1865013
> females
> '''''wrestlers'''''
> not just tits and arse moving around

Lol and there you were trying so hard to be antismark

I can't think of a single wrestler whose name starts with the letter B

>is short
>needs to hit the showers
>needs to hit the weights
>hasn't got a clue

>>1865001
I generally HATE chops unless they're done correctly with the wrestler executing it telling crowd to sssh it, and does a really vicious looking chop that is loud as fuck.

>>1865001
>Finisher is a submission move
>Talks about politics on Twitter

It's a short list, but if hasn't steered me wrong

>>1865046
> is a 12 year old from roblox forum
Gtfo my thread you berrypicking cunt

>is on current WWE roster

>moving slow
>corpsing
>waiting for spots in front of hard camera (just sits on the outside of the ring looking over the edge the aperon, waiting for their "turn".)
>flips as regular moves (no problem with flippy finishers and signatures)
>superkick not used as a finisher or to set up a finisher

a wrestler playing a badass despite not being a badass irl
Steve Austin for example

>using strikes at all in any capacity
>using the ropes in an offensive manouver
>flipping or other acrobatics
>rule breaking
>part of a tag team
>wearing anything other than short trunks with ankle or knee high boots
>uses anything other than supremely technical and realistic moves
>has wreslted past the year 1978 except for exhibitions for the fans

>>1865001
>Last name is Hart
What a bunch of bitter whiners

>>1865089
Steve Austin is literally "reddit: the wrestler"

>>1865130
Elaborate

>uses numerous top rope moves for near falls
>gets the pin with a regular version of his shitty, ultra safe, unimpactful finisher

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>>1865184
>>1865191

>>1865150
Everyone thinks he's an edgy badass but irl he holds the most mild, non-threatening social views as possible and will not use curse words worse than "ass" or "damn". He's what 13 y.o. think is badass. 100% reddit.

A real 4chan wrestler would be Lou Thesz: knows who he is so doesn't use foul language in an attempt to impress redneck mouth breathers and tweens, elegant in movement and speech, a legitimate tough guy; actually well versed in real amateur wrestling (has more than 3 moves unlike Asstin) taught u.s. army how to kill japs and nazis with their bare hands during ww2, was not a weeb but was well loved in Japan and realized that in the last half of the century that Japan had a superior product compared to their north american counterparts

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>>1865063
* tips

>>1865198
Yea I wanted to rephrase it. Got a problem? We can settle it with a shoot right here, fookin wewtist

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>>1865089
>>1865130
>>1865199

>flips

>>1865270
>I'm enjoy watching a bald man with no real technical skills "wrestle" (read: shuffle around the ring like an old man with arthritis) because he drinks beer and uses bad words just like my step father!

Gain height

>>1865043
Bobby Lashley
Billy Gunn

@1865281
Thanks for the (You), sucker.

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>>1865199
> this whole post
Fuck off back to wew

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@1865281
> gain height
Cringe

Austin before his injury was tiptop

@1865286

Anyone that likes Steven Asstin goes to church dressed in silk collared shirts with flame patterns running up the sides

>cringe

Get a clue

@1865315
Back to your roblox forum and grow armpit hair

B----D1865319

Back to growing jankum under your bed and getting beat by your hick step father.

To 1865327
> projecting living at home with his stepfather
Confirmed 12 year old
I dont even know what jankum is

thismanletrighthere1865342
>i don't know what jankum is

Confirmed 12 yo living with methneck stepfather

@allayanerds

have sex

>>1865001
your favorite wrestler is Baron Corbin.

Shoulder blocks

>>1865199
Listen to Austin's Unleashed Podcast and then tell me he doesn't curse constantly. Also stop being a moron, no-one's impressed that you know who Lou Thesz is, nor by how fucking edgy you're trying to be.

@1865825
>He curses a lot that means he's the real deal!

attain gf

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>stone cold creamery in my anus steve asstin is the greatest wrestler who ever lived
>huh? da fuck is a "vagina"?

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>>1865199