All joking aside, how is Triple H so based at everything he does?

>>1856624
YOU SEE ANON

>>1856631
TO MAKE IT IN THIS BUSINESS

>3 daughters

he cries at night, doesn't he?

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>being so beta you can't even manage to have one son after three tries

>>1856624
because he married his way to the top and kissed ass every step of the way like a proper woman does, why wouldn't he be a great mom.

>>1856624

>Haitch's daughters will headline wrestlemania in a triple threat for the WWE title in your lifetime

feelsgoodlads

>>1856624
Haitch doesn't seem like the kind of guy who'd want to be a father. He just comes across like a guy who's strictly business

>>1856624
>can't book
>can't grow hair
>can't put Roman over
>can't produce male offspring
>can't wrestle weekly anymore
>can't save NXT
>can't be face intentionally
>can't sell hammer spots

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>>1856669
>>1856686
I would keep trying until I got a son

I mean, he's got money, it's not like he can't feed 10 children if he needs to

>>1856701
>>can't put Roman over

Noone can.

He's the queen of negativity.

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>>1856694
Yeah, they grow up so fucking fast

Pic related it's Mick Foley's daughter, the little girl in the movie "Beyond the Mat"

>>1856686
Best use ever of that meme. It should be retired now.

>>1856701
>can't grow hair
what?

I'm pretty sure he can grow it out but this is his look now

In the past he had long hair

I don't understand

>>1856669
>>1856686
>>1856701
>>1856718
>Being so fucking alpha that he has no Y-chromosomes to spare

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>>1856624
this is my response

i wonder if he'll let his kids become wrestlers

>>1856726
He litteraly said on JeriGOAT's podcast that he likes his hair short now.

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>>1856624
>Is he truly the future of the WWE, and do you see it as a bright future?

No. Shane-O-Mac is the fucking future

Shane had a falling out and left what would one day be his company, but seeing how HHH runs things made Vince see that he needs his son, the real and true heir to his wrestling empire, back to help carry his legacy.

Shane is a savvy businessman but unfortunately lacks the cutthroat ruthlessness of his father and brother in law HHH

>>1856779
I can relate

I try to grow my hair but I feel so hot and disgusting and washing it and keeping it looking good is a huge pain in the ass

Short hair >>> Long hair

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>>1856638
LET ME TELL YA,

TA BE DA MAN,

YA GATTA

BEAT,

DA MAN

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>1856747
>Great movie star
Thanks for reminding me, anon.