Why isn't he a top guy? >Great worker >Good look

>>1842093
>Ginger cab driver
>good look

Okay then.

Zzzzzzayn couldn't cut a promo to save his life

>>1842093
It's bealcause you touch yourself

boring faggot

>>1842093
Isnt a "great wrestler"
Is fat and weird looking
Can't talk
Looks dumb
Has racecar pants
Dumb theme song

That stupid ska song would be more fitting for a Diva

Prove me wrong

>>1842093

Harper has the same merits and is taller and isn't a bully to the less talented wrestlers.

If anyone, he should be a top guy.

>>1842110
But he's cut good promos when he's had the material.
You can't cut good promos when you're confined to minute-long backstage segments in which a team of fuckboys tell you word-for-word what to say.

>>1842093
He gets heat backstage because he likes to plan his matches and questions authority figures

You can't trust a Muslim right now.

Same reason we haven't had many negro champs, you just don't know when they're gonna get uppity and try some shit.

>>1842110
He cuts his promos every times he in the ring carrying his opponent

>>1842093
>Why isn't he a top guy?
Not a good worker. Not good looking. Short as fuck. Arabic name and character.

Gee I wonder why.

>>1842221
This, they treat him like a rookie even though he's wrestling longer than Cena

>>1842306
>Not a good worker

Oh youuu

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>OP

>>1842306
a ginger newsboy who loves ska is an arabic character.

>>1842306
Imagine being this fucking stupid.

>>1842316
Why is he a good worker?

>>1842407
You mean besides consistently having the MOTN on every show?

>>1842093
he's boring as fuck, his gimmick sucks, he's scrawny and soft looking.
If he was completely repackaged, sure. But not what he's at now. no way.

How would you salvage Zayn?

I would make him go full scientific wrestler with backstage segments of him watching old footage of his opponents and cutting promos before his matches like "I've analyzed your moves and I can predict the whole outcome of this match", maybe getting a series of matches with Roman with a 50/50 booking when he wins the US belt but drops it at the end of the feud after Roman learns to spear harder.

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>>1842440
>boring as fuck

Acquire taste pls.

>literally stronger than Roman "The Powerhouse" Reigns with a broken freakin' arm

>>1842504
>Zayn starts using inventive counters to everybody's spots
>Only way to beat him is to pull out new stuff every match

Taskmaster Zayn fucking when?

>>1842510
look how that fruitloop flails his arm up after, and you want to talk about taste

>>1842527
>fruitloop

Eat your Fruity Pebbles and shut up.

>>1842310
His make is "Sami Zayn". How much more Arabic do you need?

>>1842531
>triggered

>>1842193
what are you implying

>>1842568
>shitposting
>poorly

how do i grow chest hair ffs

>>1842573
You're bothered someone doesn't get hard over ska muslim. How do you feel nobody gives a fuck about him and his popularity drops each week?

what does this lad think of streetlight manifesto

>>1842572
He's referring to the developmental story of Zayn shading Yoshitatsu for being horribly incompetent shortly after Hero got fired.

>>1842582
>You're bothered someone doesn't get hard over ska muslim.

nope

>How do I feel about [your silly fanfic]

>>1842610
have sex

>>1842619
>this BTFO this easily

He's a boring fucking faggot with a supremely gay theme song who makes me switch the channel every time he comes on

>>1842632
>judging wrestlers off anything but their ability

>>1842093
need to drop the dancing gimmick
change theme song
dye hair
get a clue

He's an underdog, do you expect him to win everything and be the top champ?

>>1842682
>the dancing gimmick

I'm not sure you know what a dancing gimmick is.

>>1842093
>tall
>under 6'
lmao

>>1842690
Underdog is another way of saying 'loser that will job forever' in Vince's world.

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>>1842734
"lmao"