>be me >work at IHOP >relate everything around you

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2016-10-06 01:14:00 Post No. 1839276
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Anonymous 2016-10-06 01:14:00 Post No. 1839276 [Report]

>be me
>work at IHOP
>relate everything around you at work about wrestling
>I work morning shifts only, which mean that I'm in the Breakfast brand, IHOP's flagship program
>IHOP's Hall of Fame are only for employees that been working for more than 5 years
>aluminis are the ones who quit
>I've been employee of the month almost every month for 5 years (IHOP championship)
>I'm the Cena of the franchise
>put the word "LIVE" next to IHOP's logo in the break room so one of the cooks says "we're live" (Cole's voice)
>the biggest day in our restaurant is called "EatingMania" where everybody gets 50% off their bill (coupons are tickets for EatingMania)
>I give my boss a stunner when he sends me home early
>main event is when a bunch of overweight guys come at 12:00 PM to eat a loadshit of junk food
>Breakfast brand (Raw) is better than Dinner Brand (SmackDown)
>I twisted my knee and had to be out due to injury
>when I came back, it was in a very busy day when they needed me the most, when everybody heard my music, everyone went crazy
>I'm always the main event cook

Anyone relates?

Anonymous 2016-10-06 01:19:18 Post No.1839285
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desperate rawtist

kek

Anonymous 2016-10-06 01:19:50 Post No.1839287
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I recently got pushed to the moon at work (promoted) but only because I politicked my way up but combined it with good work ethic (tweener.)

Anonymous 2016-10-06 01:25:22 Post No.1839297
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>>1839287
But costumers boo you because you cook their food wrong.

Dishwashers are low cards, jobbers.
Servers are mid cards.
Cooks are main eventers
Bosses are always bad guys who book you (schedule) on shitty days

Carter 2016-10-06 07:11:16 Post No.1840134
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Carter 2016-10-06 07:11:16 Post No.1840134 [Report]

>>1839276
This Is a whole new level of shitposting

Anonymous 2016-10-06 07:28:53 Post No.1840168
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Anonymous 2016-10-06 07:28:53 Post No.1840168 [Report]

>>1839276
I recently stole the manager position at my job.
Walked right into his office and said

>YOU SEE DOUG, YOURE JUST SOME GUY
>SOME GUY WHO'S WASTED EVERY PROMOTION THAT HE RECEIVED
>SALES ARE DOWN, MORALE IS DOWN, AND EVERYONE OF US AGREES THAT YOURE NO LONGER WHAT'S BEST FOR BUSINESS
>THATS WHY IM TAKING OVER
>BECAUSE YOURE JUST SOME GUY WHO CANT PLAY THE GAME
>BUT I CAN DO MORE THAN PLAY THE GAME
>I CAN BE A KING