>Jake the Snake >He's a human and not a snake

>Stone Cold
>not a golem

>Undertaker
Doesn't actually work as an undertaker in real life

>Shawn Michaels
>didn't break any hearts
>is not on the main event

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>>1822596
>Tries to post in a meme thread
>Can't even meme green text correctly

>It's a LEL thread
>No LELs

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>First Blood match
>Rambo isn't involved

>>1822599
>Shawn Michaels
>never stopped any shows

>>1822541
>The Irish Lasskicker
>She's a jobber

>>1823152
Kek
This

>Booker T
>Has not introduced the Atlanta Compromise

>The Yeti
>It's a mummy

>>1823152
I don't think you understand how this works. She's Irish and she kicks lasses. That she loses after kicking them doesn't make the name wrong.

>>1823148
>is actually 51 and most definitely not a kid

>>1823152
Kek

>Bayley
>not a transsexual porn star

>Tyler Black
>has a tiny dick

>Roman Reigns
> Not from rome

CM Punk
>Listen to Rock Music

>Randy Savage
>comes out to a song called 'pomp and circumstance'

>american alpha
>beta af

>>1822541
> /asp/
> has a /wew/ thread on it

>/asp/
>It's an image board, not a snake.

>>1822541
>the big boss man
>not actually a boss

>the road warriors
>never fought a street

>The Rock
>neither igneous nor sedimentary nor metamorphic in any way

>>1824515
ummmmmm

>Big E
>5 foot 8

D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NspLA6mzST4

>Edge
>body is pretty soft, especially the neck

>Bret 'The Hitman' Hart
>doesn't shoot/kill people

>Hardy Boyz
>aren't amateur detective brothers that solve mysteries

>Chyna
>Doesn't look Asian in the slightest

>Paul London
>Is not a chlorinated mass of water in the borough of Westminster, London

>Mr. Perfect
>dies of cocaine use

>>1823160
Topkek historical meme

>Baron Corbin
>not an actual baron during King Louis XVIII title run during the feudal era

>Sparkplug Holly
>does not ignite fuel

>>1824920
>height = bigness
>>1822596
Paul Bearer did though
>>1822599
he did in his younger days, a lot actually

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>Hulk Hogan
>not Green

>Percy Pringle
>isn't made out of potatos

>Diesel
> not an actual fuel

>Christian Cage
>not a cage following a Christian religion

>>1826233
>not sure if expert b8 or just stupid

>>1826249
>Diesel
>Generates no heat

>Samoa Joe
>from California

>>1824578
But he's italian.

>>1826361
>Roman ''''''Samoan Badass'''''' Reings
>is actually italian

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>>1822541
>pedo mod
>looks at cp for free all day

cucked you OP

>cm punk
>actually a punk

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>Mae Young
>not young

>Cm cuck

.....Hold on.......

>Chris Jericho
>isn't palestinian

>>1833196
>palestinian

I think you mean Israeli, you antisemite.

>>1833262

I think Israelite is the most historically accurate term

>>1822541
>R-Truth
>implying niggers do anything but lie

>>1822541
>road dogg
>is neither a road nor a dog

>>1833298
Road was short for "Roadie".

>>1825112
In the Final Deletion aftermath you can see the secret entrance to Maxel's room is opened by pulling a Hardy Boys book from the shelf.

>TJ Perkins
>doesn't make pancakes

>board called /asp/
>0 threads about actual sports