>be Adam from WhatCulture.com
>get up at 4 bong to go to work
>extremely groggy from having stayed up all night to watch RAW
>Have to walk to the office because a Muslim blew up my car
>go 30km in pouring down rain to reach the office
>arrive soaking wet
>female secretary starts crying that my dripping is practically raping her personal space
>apologize profusely to prove I'm not a shitlord
>pass the two jocks on my way upstairs
>they ask if I watched the footy last night
>tell them no, I saw Cesaro swing a man a billion times instead
>they call me a poofter and laugh
>sit down at cubicle with only ten minutes left in the work day
>need to do something productive
>I know, I'll make a video on YouTube with a hastily compiled list of the top ten women's matches this week
>done and done
>head out to co-host WCPW feeling accomplished
>spend the next six hours embraced in Damien Sandow's semen encrusted robe
>return home at 2 bong
>right on time for smackdown
>30km
>apologize
>jocks
Stop doing British wrong
>>1794180
Raw and Smackdown start at 1 Bong in the UK.
Rest of that is pretty accurate tho, desu
>>1794180
Nothing triggers me more about wrestling right now than WCPW fans.
Worst bunch of people that have ever gone to a show. Should be expected when the company is owned by the most smark pandering pricks ever.
I can't wait to see Adam become a jaded anti smark after he gets screwed over by all his Indie darlings and Big Dick Bischoff
>>1794180
RAW finishes at 4 bon you yankee retard.
Did you forget about British Summertime again? Back to your cheeseburgers u uncultured swine.
>>1794180
Adam "remain twitter meltdown" Blampied
Simon > King > Jack > everyone else
>>1794180
KEK
>>1794180
What about the part where he watches his GF get fucked by Bishoff?
>>1794180
i actually laughed quite a bit. you're not a fag, op. thanks.
>>1794180
KEK
>>1794180
Looking forward to the eventual day Blampedo is done for noncing kids.
Just look at him. He could be Jared Fogle's broother. You just know he is a pedo.
>>1794180
kek
>>1794180
Kek