WWE management is fed up with futile attempts to get Roman over

>>1789599
Don't allow anyone over 190 pounds in

Set up smark detectors at the door and put everyone that gets detected on a train to a concentration camp

A video of his family crying, putting emphasis on his daughter and his mother

Simple. Give him a year long title reign and have him beat ass. Basically what it looked like were doing before his suspension.

Ratings went up when fucked Vince's shit up and beat Sheamus easily. The fans are crying out for a babyface who WINS. Authoritywinslol killed interest in Raw.

Daniel Bryan didn't draw shit before Wrestlemania 30, but instantly became a ratings draw afterwards. Roman should have beaten Lesnar. Even if he wasn't as hot as he should have been going into that Mania the big win would have elevated him.

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>>1789604
camp?

Reveal it was a suicide.

Roman died, but not before taking out Vince and Stephanis. Also he's donating his body so they can do surgery so Daniel Bryan and Edge can wrestle again.

Also his death created some kind of magic spell that brought Eddie, Mr. Perfect, Rick Rude, Earthquake, Macho Man, and Warrior back to life at the peak of their athletic nature.

Also everybody who's in the arena gets 50k dollars.

That *might* do it.

>>1789601
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>>1789599
Roll a video of him preparing to attempt the most impressive feat of wrestling ever.

It ends with him wrestling a bear onto an airplane, then once the plane reaches altitude, powerbombing the bear at terminal velocity towards a volcano in Hawaii.
Don't show the landing whether he "died" or not. Just that the bear and Roman's bodies were unable to be found by search parties.

After that, don't have him appear on T.V. anymore.
No matter if people liked him or not, he'd forever be remembered as the guy who skydive-powerbombed a bear into a volcano. The amount of people who would mark out of something like that would outweigh the shittiest of smarks who boo everything he does.

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>>1789601

By changing his gear and booking him like Attitude Era Kane where he is in kayfabe, a total beast. Also, everytime he talks, make him talk shit to the crowd, and bury his opponents. Then KO, music comes. Jericho comes out with him. Roman looks at them pissed off and KO says things while Jericho is writing on the list. Roman walks out the rings and toward fatass as he keeps talking. He then beats the ever loving shit out of him, Jericho shouting at him, where he then grabs him and powerbombs him off the ramp (into padding or some shit). But to add on, Roman takes very between the lines hits to work the smarks into a shoot. Also, the title is kayfabe vacant since KO was put out of commision.

Finally throughout the night, during backstage promos and shit, he appears and murders everyone (preferably smark favorites like Enzo and Cass). And at the main event, after killing both people involved, Maggle stands up to him, does a speech saying to fuck off Roman while insulting the fans in the process, and Mick and Steph rush outside with guards saying don't do it. The crowd obviously being the sheep they are will say Yes! He then kills Maggle, the guards rush in, he kills them too. Now he goes out for a chair and looks at Mick. He hits him in the gut, then on the back yntil he no longer moves. Steph is shocked and Roman stares her down for a good 5 seconds and kisses her on the cheek, walks through her (still standing) and the show ends.

Have him just beat the shit out of Stephanie McMahon

Like, snuff-film tier beating

If anything will make the average crowd actually like dig dog even if only for one chant, it'd be that

>>1789601
smarks BTFO

>>1789601
>only manlets like Reigns

I knew it.

>>1789615
But the reason people don't like Reigns is because he always WINS LOL.