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You're sitting at the bar with your Cruiserweight Title

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You're sitting at the bar with your Cruiserweight Title when this guys walks in and challenges you to a match.

What do?
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>>1780108
Nothing.
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Tell him to Cruiser Wait, Jack
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Job to him out of respect

Ultimo Dragon is the goat
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>>1780108
Ask him to sign my copy of WCW vs NWO World Tour.
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Tell that nigga to come at me and stop licking my nuts.
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Call Rey Mysterio and set up the 9,462nd WCW rematch
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>>1780194
Still better than RAW desu
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Beat the crap out of him before he puts all those belts he carries down.
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Throw that shitty purple belt at him and say he can fucking keep it.
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>>1780155
Top five for sure, but pic related is the greatest cruiserweight of all time.
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>>1780194

Is it just me or did Dragon win literally every one of those matches?
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>>1780188
Eh, J Crown was technically one title.

Looks dope though.
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>>1780687
I'd still watch a prime Great Sasuke match over prime Ultimo match any day. Maybe because Sasuke wasnt afraid of anything and cracked his skull multiple times and also would shoot on baka gaijin who wouldn't sell for him.
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>>1780188
>>1780719

Untouchable
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>>1780946
Sasuke stories are the best because he's a fucking lunatic
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>>1781364
He is a fucking legend for sure. I have more respect for him because his Michinoku Pro promotion predates Ultimos Toryumon and Dragon Gate by at least a decade. Sasuke was getting lucharesu over with the japs before Ultimo.
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>>1781406
>>1781364
>>1780946
>>1780719
Sasukes' 1994 run is fucking ridiculous. His matches with Benoit and Liger are basically what modern cruiser weights use as a bible.
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>>1781406
I don't mean his stories in the ring which are pretty good even if he's a spot monkey

I mean stories about him because he's a fucking lunatic
>"For the people of Japan, their hard-earned tax dollars at work with The Great Sasuke has led to some important discoveries. Some people worry about North Korea. Some people worry about Iraq. Some people worry about oil prices. But The Great Sasuke is a man of the people, and he decided to take up an important issue recently at assembly hall in Iwate. According to Sasuke, there is a crisis in Japan. Not inflationary rates, not the Yakuza, but instead... there's a problem with aliens. Sasuke recently gave a speech that caused laughter to leak out in assembly hall about the growing number of sightings of UFOs from residents in his district. He relayed his concerns with a straight face, talking about how shiny flying objects were floating in the sky at a super high-speed of zig-zagging. For a half-hour, Sasuke debated with others about UFOs and martians, wondering what kind of threat they would impose on society. He even asked one person if their mother had sighted a UFO in the past."
>Murakawa is under suspicion of starring in a porn DVD currently doing the rounds in Japan. Viewers say the mask and muscles are identical to the Great Sasuke. Murakawa's
response? "It's obvious to anyone who knows
me. My tool is not that big."'
>The guy who makes Great Sasuke's masks filed suit against him for $43,000 in royalties for the last 12 years. Sasuke appeared in Tokyo court on 12/14, wearing his mask.
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He was always my favorite but I was too young to really know his accomplishments. It was even better when he showed up in SvR.
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>>1782343
err.. HCTP.
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Tell him he should get check by wcw medical staff before we fight.
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>nobody has posted this yet
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>nobody has posted this yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJqmVhl7Rmc
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Only if he showed up at CWC as a mini-boss.
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>>1781739
I fucking have a copy on vhs of THE GREATEST SASUKE, it is indeed a soft core porn that came out in like 98 or 99. I don't think it is him in it, unless he started to cut weight and gain muscle later in his career, as I have seen many later Sasuke matches where he is only wearing black panties and his mask and looks pretty ripped. The porno Sasuke was not ripped at all.
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>>1782549
I searched ""THE GREATEST SASUKE" vhs" on google and the only result was to this thread, which is surprising as I would assume this would be more of a thing on some of the more hardcore forums. Could you share a some history on this VHS, like how where and when you got it?
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>>1782377
>trips in synch with the dragon scream

Take notes Ricky.
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>>1782377

I literally watched this live and didn't even notice. Shame that it's all wreddit children will ever say about this legend.
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>>1782585
Sure, I purchased it around 1999 from a site called luchaswag.com. Sadly that site is now some japanese food site or something. It came in one of those oversized black cassette boxes like old anime used to, with a printed insert I have scanned and attached. The vhs tape itself was all red and just had a white label that said The Greatest Sasuke.
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>WCW entrance
>"Ultimate Dragon"
>Ultimate
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>>1781739
I had no idea he was this based, I have much to learn yet it seems.
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>>1783612
https://web.archive.org/web/20000119082937/http://luchaswag.com/videos/video.html

I can't seem to find it on this site.
Anyways, it's good that you've shared the cover of the porno so there's evidence of it and I thank you for it. Even if he's tubby Sasuke just has to be involved somehow because he's such a lunatic like every other prominent Japanese guy in a mask
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>Cruiserweights on /asp/.

Nah, I doubt any of these pudding pilers weigh anything less than 215.
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>tfw you learn why it's an Asai Moonsault
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I'd rate Yoshinari Ogawa above Ultimo.
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>>1784949
haha.
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>>1785033
fucking Rat Boy
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