Why do smarks want wrestlers to be manlets and skinny/fat nowadays?

I don't give a shit about their size, all that matters is they're good on the ring.
Cesaro is not a manlet, for example. Neither is Sheamus. They're both talented.

They don't. The best wrestlers on the roster happen to be smaller. My casual friend's favourite wrestler is Balor btw so stop generalising

>>1774870
>britfags

Kek, what a pathetic nation.

They like them because they look like them

>>1774870
Because they want to be validated for being losers. Every time I look at the crowd of a WWE show there is nothing but fat fucks and dweebs.

>>1774879
lmao shit taste

>>1774879
If guys like Balor, Owens, and Bryan are so good than why is WWE ratings in the state its in.

Just face it nerd, ya indy manlet darlings are a shit. WWE needs to get mastodons, wrestlers who look threatning, guys who look larger than life with personality, guys you'd be scared shitless to walk down the same street at night. Normies will not watch the show if the characters look like average joes.

>>1774892
If people wanted mastodons Roman wouldn't kill ratings. Bryan was a ratings draw

>>1774895
VECAUSE EVERYONE STOPPED FUCKING WATCHING AFTER THE WRESTLERS BECAME SMALLER YOU FUCKING IDIOT. NOW ONLY SMARKS AND CHILDREN WATCH THIS GARBAGE. YOU FUCKING FAT MANLET DWEEBS HAVE KILLED THIS COMPANY.

>>1774895
Because he had a character as an underdog in comparison to other wrestlers, at the time it was a novelty. When you fill the company with nothing but le plucky underdogs who have "heart", then there's no interest.

>>1774892
Raws ratings are in the shitter because Owens is too fat and lazy.

>>1774895
>Roman
>a mastodon

Nah pham
Don't lump Record Lowman No-Gainz in with the mastodons

>>1774901
Cringe

>>1774901
No, people stopped watching when WWE bought WCW and completely botched he invasion. They tuned out in even larger numbers when WWE relentlessly forced John Cena down people's throats for the better part of 10 years. You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about

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>>1774901

>fedoRamen making the same thread over and over again

>>1774930
Welcome to /asp/, where every single thread in the catalogue has been done the previous week

>>1774910
Nah

>>1774901
>the height of ratings, popularity and revenue was when no mastodons were on top
Really makes you think

>>1774979
>the state of this post

>>1774981
Nice argument

Casuals don't give a fuck about roided up freaks who die at 40 anymore so WWE caters to the smarks who like indy manlets because they happen to be the best workers. If you don't like that then eat shit, the smarks have already won.

>>1774990
>seething

You don't need a fucking 7 feet giant to look threatening. Just make them a lot more buff, increase the amount of muscle mass.

Rock, Austin, guys like that weren't as tall but had enough muscle mass to not look like someone who would get blown away by a random wind.

>>1774998
>Casuals don't give a fuck about roided up freaks who die at 40 anymore
yes they do
thats why the casuals stopped watching

>>1774870
Define manlet

>>1775103

Anything below 5'8'' and im being kind here

>>1775103
Under 6ft legit.

Cena is literally the cutoff, and he's lucky he worked for a killer physique.

>>1775123
Kek

>>1775103
5'10 and under

>>1775103
(You)

Same reason people watch skinny fat asses like Conor McGregor. They're entertaining.

>>1775177
Who?

>>1775017
Nothing but """"casuals"""" watch now

>>1774870
they don't get it man rey misterio got popular because he was the only little guy
now there's like 20 little guys and no one stands out

>>1774901
>the anger of this fedoramen

>>1775216

Wait, so he's a fedora because he Doesn't want to watch indie shitters flip and sidekick? I think you got le fedora maymay backwards.

>>1775216
Lose weight

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>>1775230
>>1775239

>>1774870
Vince must be rolling over in his grave eight now.

>>1774886
Im convinced that same crowd is what gave Bryan his push before his retirement.
Sorry but its true.

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>>1775250

>>1774870

people talk a lot of shit about Kevin Owens weight but they don't realize that if he did lose weight he would literally look like ZSJ. being a toothpick heel wouldn't work for him.

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>>1774870
This image best describes the current era

Which one do you want on the roster?

>>1775450
fedora shenron

>>1774918
2015 started a third big loss on ratings. Nowadays Raw is making 1995-tier ratings

>OP posts image of a guy over 6'

You dumb bastard.

>>1774877
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>>1775463
The one who's actually over + entertaining?

Nobody gives a shit about Brawn Strongman.