I pissed off a guy in my work and he called me out to a fight

>>1773530
Bring a belt and recite the Yapapi Hogan promos

Tell him you're the right gay guy at the right time.

Sit Indian style, then wave at the camera and say "Hey mom how you doing?".

>>1773530
Just attack him backstage then come out and gloat while declaring yourself the winner

>>1773574
but what if he's the face?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UFcOhDNhDeo

B A S E D
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>>1773584
I used to hate hogan but as Iv grown older, I unironically appreciate and enjoy his promos and matches...Am I the only one who changed like this?

>>1773581
Yes, I'm the babyface in this quarrel

>>1773625

Cut the promo of your life about how you're never gonna give up. Then look right at the camera and say "But this time... I've got a little help". Followed by a run in from your Dad, then give him a stunner. Set up the "whose dad is stronger" angle for the next PPV.

L E L when are you faggots fighting? before squirting sour cream on the chimi changas or after scooping out the ladies room's tampon trash bin?

>>1773655
>getting your partner to cheapshot somebody from behind
>babyface

>>1773664

It's the cowardly face.

A new character archetype I've been working on.

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>>1773667
It's been done. And better.

Tell to him to take a shower, hit the weights, and get a clue. I guarantee he runs home seething with tears in his eyes and you won't even have to fight him.

>>1773691
> somewhere a 13 year old unironically wrote this post and probably chuckled to himself as he posted it on the same wrestling board you frequent

Post jaw with timestamp now junior

If you have even a hint of stubble i will pay 50 pound into your paypal

Ask him if he thinks he can beat you, and when he starts to reply hit him with the >IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK

This board is great.

>>1773530
360 and walk away

Show up to the fight in your Cena merch (if you don't have any, you're dead), and tell him to take the first swing, confident you can overcome whatever pitiful assault he posits.
Then after he hits you, say "THAT'S A MIGHTY FINE PUNCH, JACK" and begin talking up the denizens of your own town.

>>1773530
What's your entrance music?

YOU SEE CHAD

Cut a rambling Raven-esque promo about how you were abused as a child and didn't get to go to any baseball games. If this fails to forestall the fight, pull out a knife and start cutting yourself in front of your antagonist. Just remember, vertical is for hospital, horizontal is for heaven.

>>1773898
You tard vertical kills you

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>>1773856

>"THAT'S A MIGHTY FINE PUNCH, JACK"

>>1773595
Opposite here, I've grown to hate the guy

YOU KNOW THEY ALL SAY THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL

AFTA I TAKE LEGGUGA I WAN THE GOOOL SUCKA
CO WORKER IM COMIN FAH U NIGGA

>>1773999
BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT MY COWORKER JOE YOU CAN SEE THIS STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE

>>1773530

Tell him you live in the danger zone

>>1773530
>I pissed off a guy in my work
You mean 'school', OP?

BUT YOU ARE NOT DEALING WITH ANON THE SHELFPACKER

YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE GAME

THE KING OF KINGS

THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN

Steal from the best.

OP here, I tried to cut a promo based on Hunter and Steiner, but the guy punched me in the gut before finishing, at least I tried.

>>1774242
Nah anon, I work in a supermarket

>>1775000
Should've hit him with the mic mid-promo.

legally take aderall and get suspended

>>1773533
I can't top that one. Do it.

YOU WRESTLE LIKE A COWARD

>>1773655
This

Go for a cheap shot and botch the Styles Clash

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Tell him you're gonna do a good lucha thing and then run off screaming "GOD DAMN IT WOOOO!"

>>1773697
kek

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>>1773530
Just pretend you're completely insane and start stripping in front of him. Once he sees your manlet pecker he won't want to touch you.

>>1775000
Should have hit him with a Botcha Banks promo.

Call yourself "Mia", explain to him how you've started a revolution and then fall face first on to the concrete.

Rip and tear, until it is done.

>>1773655
>Set up the "whose dad is stronger" angle for the next PPV
GOAT booking

Tell him that he needs stop being a B+ player.

>>1773999

Kek

>>1773697
Kek rekt

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Tell him to meet you at catering

What does kek mean?

>>1776134
Kimchi eating knights

>>1776144
i googled kimchi and its a food. what does it mean on this board?

IM GONNA SUPLEX YOU, PUT YOU IN DA CAMEL CLUTCH. AND THEN FACK YOU IN THA ASS!

Tell him to do find his courage in a bottle of thunderbird.

>>1773530
tell him you like big sweaty men

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>>1773530
You know what must be done...

>>1773581
>pissed off a guy
>he called me out for a fight

you're the heel

>>1773697
Reckity reck rekt

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>>1773655

>Co-worker is beating the shit out of me
>Dad's music hits
>Does a run in
>In the swerve of the century my own father turns heel and hits me with a diamond cutter
>They both celebrate with a cold beer over my unconscious body

>>1776149
Bur.