THE STATE OF WWE Wrestlers literally begging for people

How am I missing out if I am loving wrestling across the board, but NOT telling my friends about it?

Seth Rollings should take a night class in basic logic.

>>1759789
Non autists can get more enjoyment from things by doing those same things with friends.

>>1759796
So you like masturbating with your male friends? Or showering with your male friends? Or having sex with your male friends? Or taking a shit with your friends?

>>1759802
Kek

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I can't take anything Seth says seriously ever since I saw this.

Seth is such a fucking babyface on twitter.

It's intolerable.

>>1759806
wew

>>1759806
>tfw will never win the sexy ass lottery

Yes, there is nothing I love more than awkward promo segments between people with the charisma of paper bags, and terrible "matches" that don't even pretend to be fights and look like choreographed dancing. Truly wrestling has never been better.

>>1759806
>there will never be a shield episode of ride along where seth receives her pics and has to cover it up

>>1759806
What about it? The dude wanted some jerk off material.

>>1759824
>there will never be a shield episode of ride along where they pass Vince's limo and Seth has to scramble to cover his cock with something (since he's riding bottomless in the back while Based Grown-Up Big Dog Roman drives the car like a responsible father and authority figure while Dean makes shotgun gestures with his hand out the window at pedestrians)

>>1759827
Order a porno. Or better yet.....

.....
.........
....have sex. Dude is incompetent.

>>1759824
>>1759833
The ride along between Roman and Dean was pure cringe, its obvious that Dean did not want to do it and was uncomfortable as fuck and Roman had nothing to say.

>>1759806
Sex Rollins!

>>1759842
Good to know that Roman is about as cardboard-like as he appears.

>>1759842
I've never watched a Ride Along ever but that's pretty much what I expected when I saw the two second ad for Roman and Dean's episode.

Dean is completely anti all this shit and Roman also seems pretty uninterested. They had good interviews on Renee's show though.

Why is Seth such a whiny bitch on twitter?

>>1759867
Because he's a whiny bitch

>>1759867
It's basic twitter culture, I'm afraid. "Whiny bitch" is one of the twitter types.

>>1759858
>that part where renee teases dean because he pronounces wolves as "woofs"

cute

>>1759867
Because his character is a whiny bitch, you dumb mark.

>>1759806
>I won the sexy ass lottery
>soft and supple
It just had to be autism, right?

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>>1759806
>I won the sexy ass lottery

>>1759796
lol

Other people enjoying things doesn't change how much I enjoy things.

>>1760319
In the medical profession that's known as "autism"

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>>1759806
>I mean look at it. Squishy, but tight. Soft and supple. Little Gap. Mmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZVkW9p-cCU

>>1759806
I refuse to believe this is real

>>1760330

>Oh my god... it even has a stretch mark

>>1759806
>i'd probably bang your mouth til it was time to finish on your tits
reads like something you'd see on omegle

>>1759842

After watching that you couldn't pay me to drive with Ambrose. I'd rather drive with the Bellas.

>>1759775
Do they expect loser smarks who are typically the butt of every joke in their social circles (when they're socially capable enough to belong to one) to tell/have any friends?

>>1760327
Stop using words you don't understand. It's making me cringe.

>>1760453
Rude

>>1760456
That's one of the top symptoms of autism

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>>1759806
am i the only one who thinks Seth sounds like Robbie from Gravity Falls? lol

>>1759835
>order a porno when you have bitches sending you nudes