Which side are you on?

>Seth
>Rusev
>Revival

>/asp/ guys

>>1758423
>jasethy in /asp/
>jericho isn't

>>1758423
Accurate.

t. /asp/ie

>>1758443
>Chris "I was held down in wcw even though everyone pushed me please buy my book whereI bury everyone from wcw and tell the story of how the little man is actually the best wrestler" Jericho
>reddit guy

>>1758452
You mean:
>/asp/ guy

My own side because I'm not some autist that's scared of liking what the leddit boogeyman likes

>jasethy
>an asp guy

>Bret hart
>a Redditch guy

>baron corbin

>NOT Jericho
>NOT Styles
>NOT Flair
>Reigns
>Rollins

>>1758478
>flair
>/asp/

>>1758481
>bretkek in tears

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next time put Steiner and Russo on /asp/ and put Cornette on reddit

>>1758502
Steiner is in his own tier, he's appreciated everywhere. Whether as a meme or for being an amazing wrestler pre Poppa Pumpq

>>1758423
based fatass should be /asp/

>/asp/
>Russo, Cena, Hogan, Nash

>leddit
>Cornette, Punk, Daniel Bryan, Kevin Owens

>/wew/
>Dave Meltzer

>>1758502
>>1758513
Mentioning Cornette on reddit is basically account suicide. Cornette is more on an /asp/ guy. Shits on the meme wrestlers, prefers womens bra and panties matches. Based as fuck.

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>>1758507
You're right, Steiner is god tier no matter what archetype he portrays, but as Big Poppa Pump he doesn't play into the le epic technical vanilla midget archetype that Smarks love so much.

>>1758522
>archetype

You mean "stereotype"

>>1758519
Are you fucking serious? Cornette is a bitch who was too scared to actually have a discussion with Russo over skype rather than just do his typical shittalking

>>1758527
Hey, let's not focus on the negatives. Cornette is based.

>>1758527
I think Corny is a fucking idiot but that's laughable.

He just doesn't want to give that NEET shut-in the time of day.

>>1758423
>revival
>rollins
>rusev
>not reddit guys
hit the aquarium

>Ramen
>asp


Jesus no

FedoRamen fuck off

>>1758539
Sup, reddit! Ramen is confirmed our guy and if you don't like it, the door is right there. Beta cucks like yourself aren't welcome in a strictly alpha chad board like /asp/

>>1758539
Roman is certified /asp/. Takes showers, hits the weights, has a clue and is over 5"11.

He's also not afraid of wellness bullshit.

>>1758527
Cornette said he wanted to do it in person, not via skype.

That's not what makes him so hated on leddit though. It's because of the bullshit rumors that made it to the dirtsheets thanks to hacks like generico and owens and the fact he thinks owens is flea market championship material.

It was all fine and dandy for the smarks until Corny gave them a dose of reality instead of continuing to trash the usual people the smark fanbase hate.

>>1758539
Roman Reigns:
>Good looking
>Tall
>Strong
>Has wicked tattoos
>Cool personality
>Earns millions a year
>BTFO's leddit Smarks every interview
>Superb at wrestling

Romen is our guy. Perhaps Kevin Owens is more your guy? That means leddit is that way.

>>1758423
GOATs on /asp/ side: (6)
Miz
Seth
Cena
Vince
Hogan
Revival

GOATS on Reddit side: (7)
Zayn
KO
Shinsuke
Haitch
D Bry
Bray
Punk

Reddit takes it by a nose. Not a surprise because /asp/ is trash.

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>>1758539
> FedoRamen

>>1758568
>Gaytch
>GOAT

send him another fruit basket

>>1758565
>Strong
>Cool personality
>BTFO's
>Superb at wrestling

kek

>>1758564
>bullshit rumours that nobody except Cornette has ever refuted

Your little "Cult of Cornette" blog is over that way.

>>1758568
>GOATS on Reddit side: (7)
>Zayn
Non-entertaining predictable indie manlet
>KO
Severely overweight. Doesn't draw a dime.
>Shinsuke
Lol. Wait until he gets out of NXMeme.
>Haitch
DAE FRUIT BASKET? Mods and users saved up to get him a fruit basket, and they returned the favour by invititing the admins to PPV while the mods cried. Absolute scenes.
>D Bry
Manlet. Is a huge cunt.
>Bray
Lol. When was the last time he won a match? Forever fedora'd
>Punk
You don't need me to explain to you why this is lol.

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>>1758539
>FedoRamen

Wow what a shit thread.

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>>1758522
You just gave me an idea for an image.

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*corrected

I'm sure that reddit actually has way worse taste than that, but I've never gone there to check.

>>1758583
kek

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>>1758581

>>1758569
>>1758578
>FedoRamen gets triggered and posts his collection of hats

>>1758584
>putting Hogan on Reddit

kek are you insane?

>>1758584
Hardy is an /asp/ guy? Don't know about that. All threads I've seen about him here is about him being severely overweight.

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>>1758583

>>1758584
>hogan
>reddit
>implying they aren't all fussing over le evil racist man to ever dare say one nice word about the hulkster

Agree with perfect (mentor of the kliq), disagree with Bret (the vanilla midget prototype whose clones picked all the bad shit and none of the good). also disagree with Nash and Roman being out.

>>1758599
Oh yeah and disagree with jericho but agree with rick rude.

>>1758596
Hardy got better and is universally liked because of his BROKEN gimmick. Smarks being the hypocrites that they are completely forgot that they gave him a hard time at a time he was in a slump. So I wouldn't say he's exclusively /asp/ but we can keep him there.

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>>1758584
>No BMAJ
Back to depths of reddit , faggot

>>1758596
#BROKEN Matt is the most over thing in wrestling in 2016. I don't even mean this as an insult, but you must be quite new here, because there has been nonstop Broken Matt shitposting on this board every day since May, and it has been DELIGHTFUL.

The last week it's been squeezed out a bit by the UFC chuckles, but then that's what happens when you feel THE SQUEEZE.
>>1758594
>>1758599
read the text, weigh the shower, hit a clue.

>>1758606
>implying AJ isn't unanimously loved by both 4chan and Reddit

I would switch Bray and Sheamus

I felt like everyone likes Bray here and every time he loses, everyone is disappointed that he keeps getting more and more buried

and who the fuck likes Sheamus?

>>1758599
Nash poster is just one-two guys (presumably you are one of them). But even the asp casuals appreciate that he added nothing of unique value to pro wrestling.

Bret is there because a single bretchad post causes a storm of angry butthurt every time, demonstrating that the hitman is the most over guy in asp for his role.

>>1758619
>read the text

You said nothing about Hogan my man, Reddit is populated by full time smarks who sent HHH a fruit basket. Smarks have hated Hogan forever

>>1758623
>and who the fuck likes Sheamus?
>and who the fuck likes Sheamus?
>and who the fuck likes Sheamus?
>and who the fuck likes Sheamus?

A FUCKING LEGITIMATE QUESTION

>>1758621
Reddit prefers Dean over Styles

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>>1758584
>no nash
>no roman
>hogan on reddit side

>>1758626
>I'm sure that reddit actually has way worse taste than that, but I've never gone there to check.

I literally have no clue what reddit likes. I just moved hogan over there as it was easier than trimming the little edges off his pic while they were peeping out from below Rick Rude's.

>>1758630
You must be pretty new - or incredibly gullible - to not realise asp's ironic posting of Roman and Nash is a work.

>>1758583
saved

>>1758628
Have you visited /r/SC lately? As circlejerks go Styles has definitely surpassed Dean in the eyes of Reddit autists

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>>1758635
>not genuinely liking nash or roman

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>>1758635
>You must be pretty new - or incredibly gullible - to not realise asp's ironic posting of Roman and Nash is a work.

Moron.

>>1758423
> bret
> reddit

Shit b8
Fite me you muggy cunt

>>1758635
Hi Phil!

>>1758635
This

>>1758640
>>1758645
> neowooaspies fell for the liking nash meme and worked themselves
Never fails to make me chuckle

Ramen is bretty cool tho t b h, definitely far better than Kevin utter Gash
Best black tiger bomb of all time

Seth was an indy darling looooooong before this place started like him.

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>>1758640
>>1758645
>>1758650

>>1758653
>Best black tiger bomb of all time

18+

>>1758653
>neowooaspies
What are you on about? Wew and leddit hate Nash's guts.

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>>1758667
Paranoid Android.

>>1758671
Better than eddy's
Who else is there?

>>1758685
>better than Eddie's

It wasn't

>Who else is there

Well there are like 7 Black Tigers for a start

>>1758688
>man let power bombs
>good

>>1758657
>Tyler Black
>indy darling

>>1758679
Neowooaspies are the new crop of underaged wewtists that came to asp and try their hardest to fit in

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>>1758583

>>1758693
>Reigns powerbombs
>good

Do I really have to post the Breezy gif?

>>1758682
2/3 ain't bad

>>1758688
Did my man based Rollerball Rocco invent it ?
Even more of an unsung GOAT

England wins again

>>1758701
Just start spamming > FedoRamen like you usually do

We all know you are dying to do it

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>>1758635
Get the fuck back to plebbit

>>1758423
Bryan is based tho, top bully

>>1758717
>he thinks it's just 1 guy calling him that

>>1758726
>literally not reading the chain of posts

>>1758635
Spotted the manlet.

How the fuck is Triple H reddit guy?

>>1758747
Google "hhh fruit basket"

>>1758552
Have sex cwelu

>>1758747
IT STARTED WITH A WHISPER

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>>1758731
> pretending more than one person is cringeworthy enough to spam his shitty name
LOL

Sure thing FedoRamen Stalker

>>1758423
Kek, McMahon and Cena are so fitting. Colby really isn't an /asp/ guy though.

>>1758630
No one really likes Nash.

>>1758640
Swagger and Bo should be in /asp/

>>1758777
It's funny because you've called at least 2 other people FedoRamen stalker

>: >>1752191

stay cucked bottom-bitchboi

>>1758583
very well done
could do one for Nash as well
picture of Oz vs NWO Nash with the belt in front of that large ass pyro

>>1758535
Cornette is fucking shit he is /wooo/

>>1758584
Rollins is reddit. Hogan is /asp/

>>1758423
Nash sucks
Reigns sucks
Corbin sucks and is a skinny fat ass.
Shaemus sucks. No one likes shaemus who the fuck are you kidding with there.
Hogan couldnt wrestle a good match if his hoe of a daughters life is on the line.
>nash cant wrestle did more harm than good.

If you honestly think that the stupid picture you made in paint is an accurate portrayal of who we like, then i guess despite never going on reddit i side with reddit.

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>>1758552
>>1758553
>>1758565
This thread was clearly made for you.
>>1758839
>>1758839
>>1758839

>>1758846
ur wooo

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>>1758837
Ask and you shall receive.

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>>1758871
>This triggered over multiple people having the same opinion

>>1758871
Sweet reddit filename you fucking moron

>>1758878
thanks

>>1758871
>posts picture of limp-wristed faggot
>directs others to LGBWTFBBQ thread

Usually it's the people who are too insecure about seeing someone with a good physique on screen are the ones deep in the closet.

>>1758854
>hogan couldn't wrestle meme

Kek, even if that was true it's actually more impressive that he did so much

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>>1758882
Dude i get my gifs from google. On my cellphone.
And i dont waste my time changing the file names.
Also
>>1758879
No just clearly pointing the guys who are fawning over reigns physical beauty a place to go talk about it. Where they will be welcomed.
We're turning /asp
LGBTQ
BAY BEEE

>>1758871
based JeriGOAT working marks into a shoot with ease

>>1758888
Whats so much doing his taunts? A boot and a leg drop.
K grandpa what was it like watching sammartino live?

>>1758893
>Being so insecure that you can't imagine guys acknowledging another man's handsome good looks

>>1758897
>grandpa

Dumb meme, all the old smarks praise Savage over him

And yeah, that's how he worked in Japan right? Oh wait, he and Vince realized he didn't need muh work rate to be one of the most over wrestlers of all time

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>>1758828
> FedoRamen
> pretending it wasnt him in the other thread

Kekekekekek

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>>1758893
>Ramen gets every pussy in a 5 mile radius wet
>OMG WTF THIS GUY IS JUST THERE FOR GIRLS ANY GUY WHO SAYS ANYTHING NICE ABOUT ROMAN MUST BE GAY
>fat rat squeals over Manlet Balor
>WOW LOOK AT MY MAN FINN BALOR THE CHICKS ALL LIKE HIM HE'S JUST LIKE ME TOO I WONDER WHY THE GIRLS DON LIKE ME THOUGH

>>1758917
>it's just 1 person who mocks me, I'm not a loser dammit

Keep your hat collection to yourself

>>1758423
Let me check:

>Favorites-category
Kevin Owens
Daniel Bryan
Seth Rollins
John Cena
Baron Corbin
Vince McMahon

>Favorable opinion
The Miz
Triple H
Sami Zayn
Rusev

>Meh
The New Day
Bret Hart
Sheamus
Shunsuke Nakamura
Kevin Nash
Hulk Hogan

>Want to like, but can't due to current booking
Roman Reigns
Bray Wyatt

>Dislike
CM Punk

>get the fuck out
Dean Ambrose
The Revival


So where do I stand?

>>1758935
Fedoramen makes no sense desu. It's the supreme gentlemen that hate him.

>>1758946
Someone who thinks for himself.

Get the fuck out of here asshole this is supposed to be a hivemind.

>>1758935
> me
Im not the guy you call it, im one of the guys that cringes every single time i read it

I still dont even understand if you are a ramen fan or not, its that shitty

>>1758964
Sure, bud. Sure. We believe you.

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>>1758903
>>1758918
All the straight guys i know dont go on and on about how OTHER men get girls pussies wet.
Its fine we made a thread for you.
Its a safe space.
Im not insecure about myself at all
Bobby roode may be glorious but I'm like carmella because I'm fabulous.
Also its funny how multiple people say that I'm insecure when to me it just seems the other way around.
Currently campaigning for Johnny Knockout to be the official /asp mascot.

Why doesn't anybody here like nakamura? It's funny, because I haven't seen that anywhere. Leddit likes him. Normies like him. People who literally never watch wrestling love him. Why the hate senpai?

>>1758909
Because people were retarded in the 80s.
You're lyingto yourself right now if you believe that hogan would get over today.
If hogan dixnt exist he wouldnt go over if he started his career in his prime right now.

>>1758982
I like his theme song and that's it. I doubt casuals know him besides that as well.

>>1758988
Yes he would, I can tell you haven't watched many Hogan matches

His charisma combined with being one of the most sympathetic sellers of all time would be a shoe in for him to get over. He was mega over everywhere he wrestled, arguably more over in Canada than America.

The Hogan couldn't wrestle meme is one of the worst myths there is, watch literally anything he did in Japan outside of against Chono in 2003 (where he was mega over) and your head will explode.

>>1758982
Nobody but obese smarks like him. He's a meme

>>1758946
I'd say you're more /reddit/ leaning than /asp/ leaning. But that's okay.

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>>1759003
>Hogan
>Good at selling

>>1759017
What are you on about?

Why do you think the hulking up always got such big pops, even up until the mid 2000s? Why was the crowd so sad whenever Hogan got beaten down? He was sympathetic as fuck. Well at least with that, I can tell you haven't watched many Hogan matches.

>>1759007
>nobody but obese marks
Objectively false.

>>1758973
> We

Kek

Keep pretending it isnt just you le FedoRamen Stalker

>>1758991
You're on to something here. His theme is 50% of the reason why he's so over but then again, I know a lot of normies who love the whole package, not just the theme senpai

>>1759042
4chan is just contrarian by nature. Nakamura is based, he always puts on good matches.

If he comes to the main roster and they make Jericho his manager he will be a main event guy

>>1758423
I like guys in both categories. What does that make me?

Bonus question: why does F. A. M. turn into senpai here every time I type it here?

>>1759054
A free thinker.
Get out, this is a hive mind site only

>>1759036
So getting your ass kicked for 30 mins or must of the match then magically hulking up counts as selling you know where he completely drops all the pain forces every opponent to throw a punch so he could block it go you wave his finger big boot and leg drop.
Seriously get the fuck out of here with your easily entertained ways grandpa.
Thats not selling.
Whats your honest opinion of john cena?

>>1759062
For once Carter, I have to agree with you. This place is a hive mind. If you don't relentlessly white knight either smark darlings only or company guys only then you just get spammed with memes instead of down votes.

>>1759073
... I'm not Carter tho. See my trips

>>1758982
4Chan hasn't changed my perception of him. I really liked him at NJPW. He was treated like the final boss. He had these cool entrances and he wasn't over exposed. You knew you were going to get a good match whenever he was booked.

The problem with him being at NXT is that they strip away everything that was special about him. He's used every week against nobodies. He doesn't speak English, and what he can say it doesn't sound believeable and the crowd reaction to him has made me like him less.

>>1758980
Gee, dude. It's 4chan. Tale a breather and realize what you're doing.

>>1759078
every trip fag is Carter

>>1759065
>30 minutes
No Hogan match went this long
>beat up most of the match
No, most of the time both of them had equal offense before the hulk up. I'll ask you again, how did hulking up always get such a big reaction if Hogan wasn't selling well prior? Psychology =/ selling, and Hogans psychology didn't matter to anyone considering how over he stayed
>all he did was leg drop
For the third time, watch some of his Japan work
>grandpa
Again dumb meme. Nobody that old who is on the internet likes Hogan, they'll go blue in the face putting Savage over him

>>1758568
>Hogan
>Haitch
>D Bry
>Punk

>GOAT

>KO
>reddit
>literally works the smarks every week but they just chose to chear him because he's based.
I don't get it, seems /asp/ to me
Fat neckbeard who hates crowds trying to put themselves over.

>>1759100
Speak for yourself. I'm healthy and you can see my abs, but also thicc. Got ass for dayz, bwoi. And I'm already over anyway.

>>1759092
Thats not selling. Selling you do the whole match post match the next week.
Every hogan match ends with him forgetting any moves were even landed on him.
Whats your opinion of cena.
You'll respond to just about everything else i said but this.
Also i dont care about what he did in Japan. As it stands every wwe match and every wcw match he was a part of sonce my childhood i have always found hogan boring and i never have enjoyed any of his matches nor will i ever because from a story telling and the way he wrestles is just not entertaining to me.

>>1759148
>every Hogan match ended with him ignoring the moves
Nope, Vs Rock WM18 alone disproves this, he even sold when he posed at the end
>Cena
I didn't respond because if I said I liked him, you would say he's shit like Hogan but if I said he sucks you would say I'm lying because I like Hogan so how couldn't I like Cena
>I don't care about his Japan work
Then you shouldnt have said Hogan never wrestled a good match in his life when his Japan runs count as matches
>I never liked hogan
Fair point, you either liked him or hated him

>>1759166
So which of the two is it. Im not trying to troll you.
I will say this if you dont like cena then its ludicrous to like hogan.
Cena is definitely better.

>>1758423
What if i like guys from both?

>>1759148
What do you want people to say?

Congratulations, you were in the minority. You were a special pretty little snowflake as far back as when you were young. You are so much smarter than the average man.

I'm only following this conversation but arguing against the facts that hogan created a wrestling boom and managed to stay relevant for three decades with "BUT I DON'T LIKE HIM!" is idiotic.

He moved merch.
He sold out arenas.
It's irrelevant whether or not he'd get over today, because today's environment was influenced by his actions.

>>1759171
I'm too used to talking with the same people who think any top star was shit in the ring and had three moves

Anyway Cena is on my Mt Rushmore for WWE along with Hogan, Austin and Rock. The past two years have been great for him, but he was good way back in 2005 when he feuded with Jericho and Angle. His last man standing match with Umaga is one of my favorites, and the fact that he has been the guy for over 10 years and tries to improve at 40 years old deserves respect.

I would put Cena over Hogan as a better wrestler but not worker, those are both different to me. For nearly 30 years crowds were always super invested in Hogan matches, he always knew how to work the crowd wherever he was and I don't think that will ever be topped. The fact that's him hulking up in TNA in fucking 2011 is a testament to how invested people were and stayed into him

>>1759176
If you dont have anything of substance to contribute kindly. Please be so kind and fuck off.
This is a conversation and ive made my stance clear. Majority of hogans matches followed the same tired formula, and that what he did didn't constitute as selling.
Responsible for the boom, also one of the reasons of wcws downfall, and turning tna from shit to shit covered in spoiled milk and rotted eggs.
On top of that his politics are bullshit.

>>1759186
*that him hulking up in TNA in fucking 2011 got a huge pop