>Chiseled body
>1.88m
>'Money maker' good looks
>Perfect white teeth
>Beautiful blue/green eyes
>God tier mic worker
>Movie star
>Great actor
>Main evented Wrestlemania
>Never lost a singles match at Wrestlemania
>BTFO his haters
>Earned the respect of the locker room despite being sneered at upon signing
>Always willing to put people over
>So good he managed to get John Morrision over
>So good he managed to get Alex Riley over
>So good he managed to get Damien Sandow over
>So good he launched Daniel Bryan's career despite him being a manlet
>Greatest intercontinental champion of all time
>Works the smarks
>Works the marks
>Works the anti-smarks
>Works 300+ days every single year with no injury
>Works 4+ star matches on the reggie
>Worked Daniel Bryan
>Worked CM Punk
>Worked Chris Benoit
>Worked JBL
>Worked Alberto Del Rio
>Worked Layla's labia
>Married Maryse
>Net worth is over $5 million
>Will have a long and fruitful career as a manager, commentator or even actor, while CM Punk has to kill himself wrestling for outlaw promotions to fund AJ Lee's boyfriend's son through college.
>>1746130
This is the gayest school shooter manifesto ever
>>1746300
Hello Dolph!
His wife is a bimbo who posed nude
>>1746537
BASED MIZ
>>1746130
Never drew a dime.
>>1746130
>Chiseled body
I don't think "chiseled" is the word when the medium is dough.
ya done jobbed out to life, ya goober
>mizzy gunn
>ever
>>1746537
>doesn't mind showing off his wife because he knows he's the only one sticking it in her
How does he do it bros?
>>1746130
>got Cena vs Rock over
>carried 3 no psychology indy midgets to a 5 star match at Extreme Rules 2016
>delivered promo of the decade
Is there anything based Miz can't do?
>>1746639
He headlined the Wrestlemania with the biggest buyrate
All I know is of all the wrestlers my gf has seen, it's MIz's butt she wants to eat the most
Anyone notice his in ring style seems to be quite a bit more brutal lately? Are they setting him up for something bigger than the IC in the near future