>CM Chad refuses the handshake >Stares down this lil bitch

>>1729550
how can one man be so based?

If this is any indication for Saturday, Mickey Mouse is about to have his ass handed to him.

Punk is going to turn this clown into a pretzel

>>1729550
Wtf I love CM Cuck now

MICKEY MOUSE ON SUICIDE WATCH

Wow. Punk is so alpha, even I got scared. What a man. I feel bad for the other guy (don't even know his name lol)

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This is what passes for "fighters" now?

I can snap both of these twiggy numales

Pic related, its me

Phil is acting like that because hes scared.

Dana knows this too which is why he has a smug smirk on his face.

>>1729550
Yeah not gonna lie but I have a little bit more respect for CMP after seeing that.
I know it's nice to shake hands but he's playing mind games already and that's pretty cool.

>>1729574
>calls alpha punk a numale
>would have shit bricks if toe to toe with him

>>1729575
I've just now made the connection that that is Dana White and that Dana White is a man.

Dana is 100% a womens name right?

>>1729550
Phil's beating will be even sweeter now, since he didn't even have the decency to be respectful. Looks like Mickey will have to beat some into him

>guy can't shit talk without a script
>terrified now that he's standing face to face with his executioner
>quietly chases down demons while being berated

seriously though, that staredown was so shit for him you are clearly ironic posting if you think he won that exchange by standing there silently

protip: don't disrespect someone who can beat you up

>>1729582
This, Mickey knows hes going to fucking kill Phil and hes trying to be respectful. Phil has the mindset of a 12 year old and is going to get embarrassed tomorrow night.

>>1729550
Goddamn phill is based as fuck

>>1729550
that's fucking hilarious the way he's acting, hes in character like this is a wrestling event. Like, hes completely oblivious to the fact that he is in real danger and will really be fighting a man that really wants to hurt him.

>>1729550
source? I wanna hear what's said

>LOOK IN MY EYES WHAT DO YOU SEE
>I-I dunno I c-c-can't I'm too scared!

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>>1729550
Accurate representation of what happened there and what will happen tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LmeQ3Vci-w

ITT BTFO Mickey Mouse marks trying to save face

>>1729581
Leave your house at least once a month

>>1729550

>that tall woman on the left.

how do you guys stay confident around tall women? as a 5'5 midget i just keep my head down and keep walking cause i know they're looking at me like look at this dwarf

desu

>>1729595
sorry kid i only watch REAL wrestling, none of that fake """""UFC""""" shit

>>1729591
they weren't mic'd, but the sound cut so there were some fucks

>>1729596
Im 6' 5" with wrestling boots on so I wouldn't know

>>1729590
He's supposed to be in character. This is all part of promoting the fight. Any little thing he can do to have people talk about it is good, that's why Dana White is smirking, he knows this clip is going to go viral.

>>1729581
Generally, yeah. But there's Dana Carvery, too.

>>1729601
source anyway? Just so I can hear the atmosphere there

I can at least make out, "you don't want to fight, you're gonna tap"

>>1729610
It was on the UFC Weigh In livestream on their channel, I just stole the WEBM from /sp/

>>1729610
Find it yourself ya lazy fucking faggot

>>1729593
kek

>>1729591
>>1729610
OFFICIAL WEIGH-IN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd5g9Y26XNs

>>1729613
eh. Thanks.
>>1729614
eat less salt, you're hearts gonna stop son.

>>1729582
>>1729587
Wow Mickey, it looks like your dad let you post on the nets without a kiss! Not anymore haha

>>1729625
cringe

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>>1729622
>LETS FUCKING GO

MY VIRGIN PG13 EARS!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>1729622
fucking CRINGE 2bh f@m

>>1729550

Mickey Gall? you seriously think he would be afraid of Mickey Gall? That nigga stood up to Triple H face to face. nose to nose. damn near lips to lips and didn't tremble one bit.

>>1729550

why though? has gall been talking smack?

>>1729581

Dana in spanish pretty much sounds like Donna, so yeah.

>>1729655
Punk is scared and trying to act tough

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>>1729654
>he stood up to the biggest cunt in WWE

Mickey fucking SHOOK

>>1729550
OH SHIT
will he actually make /asp/ proud? is it too late to jump on the phil train?

>>1729574
Shit man, you're ripped. What you benching?

>>1729550
It's just cheap show off. Unlike Punk Mickey doesn't have the ''reputation'' to make a showing like that. Punk's just doing what he knows best. But that doesn't work in a cage so we'll see what happens.

>no "It's clobbering time!"

disappointed

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CM Punk has been the center of attention to crowds of tens of thousands of people. This is his first and probably last fight, he has nothing to lose.

Gall is literal who that's been thrust into this massive fight with every exception to beat Punk easily. If he doesn't his UFC career is pretty much over.

Gall's shook as fuck. I'm honestly thinking of sticking the paycheck on Punk

people ITT thinking Punk looks tough... did you never see a school yard fight?

The guy shouting and raging would always get KTFO

Phil overcompensating and about to get fuggin WRECKED

>>1729693
And it was Gall talking shit and getting mad

>>1729716
He offered a hand to shake
he didn't woop like the blue fucken blazer
I am going to guess it will be Gall who sleeps easier tonight.

>>1729716
Gall was being respectful wanting to shake Phils hand b4 he killed him then punk denied him acting like a emo manlet nerd.

The whole thing is rigged you dumb ass marks. One would think you learned your lesson from the way too convenient result of McGregor vs. Diaz.

>>1729729
>I am going to guess it will be Gall who sleeps easier tonight.

Nah, both have reasons to be nervous as fuck. Phil loses and he will be a laughing stock for years. Mickey loses and it damage his credibility as a fighter and set him back to smaller promotions.

Here's the close up with sound, any lip readers out there?

https://mobile.twitter.com/danawhite/status/774381954854715392/video/1

>>1729752
If he gets knocked out or choked out in the first round maybe he's a laughing stock, but you're seriously overestimating both the audience's attention span and their expectations.

Punk can lose and still have a good showing and show that he can take a beating while dishing one out and that would be considered a success to everybody but the most blasse casual faggot haters.

>>1729752
>Phil loses and he will be a laughing stock for years.

No one cares this much except for /asp/. He's a 37 year old retired wrestler with literally nothing to lose.

Mickey Gall is a nobody who's been plucked to beat up Punk, if he loses his career is finished, he'll be the joke

>>1729749

McGregor won that fight fair and square you fucking MARK.

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>>1729585
>Implying Gall can beat him up

>CM got a Cobra from GI Joe tat

What a fag.

>>1729550
More of the UFC ring girls please.

>>1729664
Nice kiss Mickey

>>1729766
I wouldn't say he's been plucked, he forced his name into the conversation by calling out Punk.

reminder that there's an eternal /heem/ thread on /sp/ and you should all be filling it with CM Punk memes

>>71076819
>>71076819
>>71076819

>>1729837
>>>/sp/71076819

>>1729837
Newfag

Phil is based beyond belief. Mickey just exposed himself in front of millions worldwide.

Phil has literally wrestled at Wrestlemania, Mickey has never had a fight that drew over 100 people.

Phil has spent the past two years training in a camp that Mickey can't afford a month in. He's literally been sparring with and learning from division champions and world renowned fighters, he's more of a UFC fighter than Gall at this point.

Phil is bringing it home for us, lads.

CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK!

>>1729845
>>1729841
corrected myself faggio

>>1729849
>two years training
>He's literally been sparring

can he take a fucking hit though? noone knows!

LETS FIND OUT

I can't believe I dared to mock based Punk (I will never call him Phil ironically again). I'm sorry Punk for mocking you, for doubting you...

>>1729581
It's Italian for "horsecuck"

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>>1729585
You're missing the part where Dana White, the fucking cuckpresident of UFC, turns his back on Mickey Gall. Gall is done.

>>1729550
Does he have any reason to disrespect him like that, or is Phil just a cunt?

>>1729747
>a short while ago...
>FEED ME CM PUNK I'M HUNGRY
Gall is gonna reap the shit he sowed.

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>>1729550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGe21q7lmNk
phils on steroids

>>1729954

Gall is way more experienced, younger, faster and athletic than Phil. Cm Puke is finna be gassed after the first 30 seconds if he can even make it that far

>>1729550
CM "All Bark No Bite" Punk

Based Phil working the MMArks

>>1729682
looks like those ribs

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>>1729960
>Punk has a virgin nose

>>1729575
Dana just knows the money he's gonna make on the match.

Anyone else kinda feel bad for Mickey? He responded well though and not like a bitch

>>1729655
Tons of smack.

Punk as arrogant as ever.

>>1730083
You're kidding right? Have you seen the Twitter and Facebook messages from gall and his coaches?

i hope Punk does well, but he needs to come back to wrestling. he's great on the mic and WWE need more guys like that.

>>1730096
>a guy with experience doesn't have the right to shit on a guy with 0 (zero) experience

>>1729550
Dana: "Please don't fuck this up. Please don't fuck this up. Please don't fuck this up. For the love of god boys, please don't fuck this up."

>>1729590
>Implying MemeMA is real

>>1729593
Love that clip, insecure little bitch had to resort to mind games cos his fight game was so inferior

It's funny as fuck how scared and shook /heem/ is. They're literally terrified that Punk could win they have just started attacking anyone wanting to discuss the fight. Making up stupid reasons why Gall has to win because he trained with some bums for a few years longer. It's going to be glorious when Punk wins.

>>1730127
Why did ya change ya trip Ryder Club President?

>>1730228
>only one person can have one opinion on a specific subject

>>1730058
Mickey won the staredown, it's only the pro wrestling autism crowd who think punk won

>>1729574
I wanna eat at this guys house

>Punk has been respectful the whole time
>Weign in staredowm happens
>acts like hot shit

why?

>>1730259

It wasn't your fault.

>>1729856
Well, seeing how in sparring the fighters hit each other, yes.

>>1730282

but they don't fucking blast each other.

>>1730127
The post I responded to was about punk being arrogant you retarded trip poster. Why the hell would he want to shake his hand in the first place after all the shit he's said online and in interviews.

Gall is going to destroy Phil, you /WWE/ fags are retarded

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>>1730327
>he doesn't know that the weigh-ins are scripted

>>1730326
Well, then it's a good thing Gall's chicken arms pose no real threat.

>>1729550
They made Phil look stronger the day before the fight so obviously Gall is going over tomorrow.

>>1730259
t. Brainwashed Cuck

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>loses fight
>gets home
>sees this
what happens

>>1730358

he starts doing drugs

>>1730358
he grabs some popcorn

>>1729550
Look at Dana staring lovingly at Phillip. Do you think he has a man-crush?

>>1730253
I know its you. I thought ya said you were leaving /asp/

>>1730381

He's thinking "This motherfucker just sold me mad ppv's"

>>1729582
This. The fuck is Phil trying to prove here? Does he really think he's bad with his 0-1 record?

Is anyone else going to feel strange seeing punk in the octagon? 5 years ago who woulda thunk it?

>>1730405

yeh thats why dana wanted him, he is drawing dimes because of this.

>>1729574
Looks like AJ Styles if he put on like 400 pounds.

>"I don't know," Punk said. "He was stuttering. He kept repeating, ‘Oh you don't want to shake my hand, you don't want to shake my hand' or something like that. I'm not here to shake anybody's hand. I'm here to punch people in the face."

>>1729550

>gall walks off stage

>phil shakes hands with the president of the promotion


If you think that phil won't go over you are literally under 14 years old

>>1729550
The difference between a 37-38 yr real MAN and a 24 yr BOY

>>1729574
That's every fucking autistic UFC fan that cries when a WWE star kicks ass in their "real" sport

>>1729590
>be fighting a man
>a MAN
>24 yr

>>1729550
this shits gonna be so funny to post after phil taps in the first round

>>1730259
LOL pro wrestling autism
UFC fags absolutely destroy WWE fans when it comes to autism.They cry like the little bitches they are,trying to be tough on the internet like they are the fighters
Love when they get triggered by the WWE,buhahahhahahah...

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a little reminder of what's gonna happen
wonder who is gonna be his next opponent, matt brown probs

>>1731002
>matt brown

ok at this point its murder

>>1730999
Tbh this

UFC fans
>omg dude I can kick that fighters ass! I'm better than him! Wow that guy is dumb for doing that move

WWE fans
>This isn't a good choice in booking. Its pretty terrible but that doesn't change the fact that these guys can pull off moves I can't do.

>>1729550
Auschwitz survivor

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>>1731017
UFC fans
>omg dude I can kick that fighters ass! I'm better than him! Wow that guy is dumb for doing that move

Wrestling fans
>This isn't a good choice in booking. Its pretty terrible but that doesn't change the fact that these guys can pull off moves I can't do.

>WWE fans
>kys
>18+
>have sex
>manlet
>was he a draw?
>take a shower
>hows her fartgame?
>hit the weights
>vanilla
>based big dog
>on my knees, sucking your dick, shitposting, begging you to have sex
>fedora.jpg

>>1729576
It's a move as old as time. Play with someone's head like that and you've already got a psychological advantage going in.

>>1730048
Kek

>>1729960
nate SEETHING

>>1729550
based phil

>>1730259
Watch again, Mickey literally cannot keep eye contact with Punk, he's shook af

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Should I?

Can we like get a countdown for this?

>>1731410
Of course. The fix is in

>>1729622
:(
WWE needs this guy like fish needs water. Fuck them for dropping the ball.

>>1731017
Wrestling fans are not even close to being that rational and you know it

>>1730385
Leave my boyfriend alone ya fat spic

>limited fight contract
>all that Evolution of Punk stuff
>zero coverage for Mickey
>Dana looking at Phil like the cash cow he is ready to be squeezed some more

Punk's getting the win tonight. I'll be very surprised if he doesn't.

>>1729550
>CM KEK

Wow, Punk looks like he's in decent shape and not disgustingly skinny fat for once.

Maybe he would have main evented a mania if he put as much care into his physique while he was with WWE.

>>1731017
this is a strawman if I've ever seen one

>>1731544
He looks like a goddamn Holocaust survivor

>>1729574
T H I C C