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>spends two years training every single day
>hours of commuting each way to the gym
>still can't fight
>hasn't gained an lb of muscle or lost an lb of fat in all that time
>still looks like someone the average guy can beat in a fight
>gets injured repeatedly in training and can't even make his trainers tap when they let him try
>his wife doesn't care about MMA and wishes she could go back to wrestling
>instead she's sitting on the couch looking at her delusional husband re-watch Walking Dead again legitimately believing it's a masterpiece
>friends dropping like flies including Cabana
>getting out-promo'd by a 24 year old faggot
>has to select interviews carefully because he keeps getting BTFO so now he's reduced to talking to youtubers on Skype who will kiss his ass
>going to get KO'd and be a laughing stock for the rest of his life
>the entire WWE locker room including Vince and HHH will have a viewing party of his fight just to watch him get killed applauding wildly
Is Punk the biggest JUST in sports right now?
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>>1715823
what's the latest reason for not fighting? Still a injury training? He should get a new coach
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You forgot
>the monday after,HHH comes out to the ring dressed as CM punk and gets beat up by sheamus dressed as micky gaul and everyone laughs
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>>1716165
>HHH putting someone over, even in parody character
Anon
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>>1716165
Punk sued Vince for coming out to his theme in Chicago, I doubt they'd do it again, but they can always take a shot.
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>>1716352
Source? That sounds like bullshit
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>>1715823
in order to be a JUST you need to have at one time been on top of the world and viewed favorably then fallen from grace
his shit was fucked up before any of this even started
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>>1716517
Pipebomb era Punk and the match with Cena was his high point, best attire, best gimmick. Then he got mired in a HHH and Nash storyline that ended with Nash texting himself to stick Punk. That was the start of his downfall.
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>>1715823
Post yfw "P.M. Skunk" shows up in the Impact Zone
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>>1716576
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>hasn't gained an lb of muscle or lost an lb of fat in all that time
>an lb
Wait. Do people actually say it "an ELL BEE" as they are typing to themselves??
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>>1716571
HHH outfoxed him on the mic which is supposedly Punk's strength, the real downfall was Punk realizing this and understanding there was no where to go but down
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>>1716599
aw-tis-um
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Awww, put mickey gall, a jiu jitsu guy against him. Did rolling with the gracies get him that opportunity
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