ITT: Times you acted like CM Punk >Cashier tells me to have

Hi Mickey!

declined to smoke a 3rd straight bowl at work

>>1710606
>Buying beer for my bros
>Buy a carbonated soft drink for myself
>Cashier tell me that he's straight edge too, but he has his cheat days
>yeahwhateverposer.jpeg
>Pay for the shit
>On my way out, I steal a pack of gum

That'll show that poser

>>1710627
I also wrote a stinging poem about my poser vegan ex on my livejournal

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>mom told me to clean my room
>didn't clean it

>Supposed to train for UFC
>Eat some cake instead

P E P S I

> sitting in a restaurant waiting for my tofu-dog with edamame bean salsa
> mild salsa
> teddy hart comes in and beats the fuck out of me in front of everyone
> thankfully sabu is there to save me from total annhilation
> tell sabu to fuck off and that i didnt need him
> go home and write a 5 page essay on how much i hate him then postit online
> i then ring my mum up and tell her i hate her and remind her that i wont ever get the restraining order lifted

Fucking bitch

MOMS

A cute girl offered me a beer at a bar and I told her to fuck off because im straight edge. She asked why I was at a bar then I said so i can watch these losers poison themselves.

>>1710835
GONNA

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>walk in
>be the first fucking legit draw in the last 10 years

>drank a Pepsi

That's about it, and it was a long time ago

>Be me
>Come from loving family
>Brother stole 20 bucks from me
>See my dad drinking a beer
>See my mom smoking a cigarette
>Dye my hair a different color because i'm DAMAGED
>Run away from home and never speak to them again

STRAIGHT EDGE BABY

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>>1711064
Forgot pic

My poor relationship with my father has caused me to ruin multiple friendships and relationships