>tfw qt 3.14 wants to hang out Saturday >trying to come

>>1708820
You can see phil fight the day after. Just stay off the interwebs and download the entire event using torrents.

>>1708825
But he'll miss the shitposting

>>1708829
Only if he avoids asp for the next three years.

>>1708820
have sex you faggot

Sir, this behawior is can be classified as a gay GLT thought unless she is poor.

You are lucky you are not here othervise you would be stoned ;.

>>1708829
This, the shitposting will be unreal. Not even just on 4Chan, I can imagine Twitter and sites like plebbit being in tears no matter the outcome. It's going to be funny as fuck.

Wait till the gif or webm comes out

>>1708836
I probably could if I went, but I'd miss the massive tears coming from whether Phil wins or loses

>>1708837
Keep your gimmick up my man, it's getting better

Go on Sunday

Please man, DON'T DO THIS. the few laughs from shitposting about it on here is not worth it over probably getting laid or something. come on dude, I know you can do this. if you make an excuse to watch some short, skinnyfat athiest pepsiman fight a fellow short, skinnyfat man you WILL be kicking yourself afterwards.

make your house, room, mother's basement, whatever nice and clean for her so then you can HAVE SEX. maybe take a shower and lift some weights so when she grabs your big muscles she will be like "oh anon, I guess you really learned a thing or two from that gay fake fighting, maybe i watch it with you some time" and then you fuck.

please man, do it, for us! We need you to do it for /asp/. you can always shitpost next time Phil fights or the day after, but this may be the only chance you get to hang out with her. please anon!

>>1708845
I'm trying to reschedule but we were both free on Saturday. Then I remembered Phil fighting

>>1708846
See, this post made me laugh. I'm on the fence, there's positives and negatives for both sides. I can probably just go another day but I'd look like an asshole after she offered it to me

>>1708846
>next time Phil fights
how will there be a next time when phil dies?

>>1708851
NO please don't even reschedule it. hey i have an idea, maybe you can make the date watching UFC with her, she probably wont pay attention much, just look at you and admire your handsome

even better, i will fly over to your house with a computer and set it up and your bed. i sleep here for 2 nights. when she comes over, you fuck her and while you pound her gigantic ass I tell you "oh shit, phil got tackled by gall" or "man oh man phil is getting his but whupped by gall's right punches" and i hear her moans as she hars that phil is gettting his ass kicked

like i said anon, fuck her FOR US

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>>1708820
this is a once in a lifetime event, for the last 2 years we have endured daily Cuck Man Phil threads & phil related autism/shitposting and September 10th will be the climax

you can still watch it the next day and read the archived gamethreads but it won't be as fun as seeing it live

>>1708858
There's no way I can justify to a qt "hey, do you want to watch a manlet who is almost 40 years old and has no fighting experience get his ass kicked?", it just wouldn't make sense my man. I appreciate the offer on the second part though

I can always watch it the day after like people said, but it wouldn't be the same. Imagine if you saw the streak end the day after? Your reaction wouldn't be the same knowing you missed all the reactions and shitposting the night before.

How can I work her into a shoot?

>>1708865
That's what I'm thinking right now man, it all comes down to this. How can I be a true /wwe/ member if I miss out on this?

>>1708866
try having a convo with her and bring up what some interests of hers are and maybe ask if she likes ufc/mma/combat sports in general. maybe then she will like to watch it with you?

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>>1708820
Take her to buffalo wild wings. Watch the fight, talk, get her drunk and finally have sex fucking noob

>>1708871
>>1708866
this might also work

>>1708820
I have an idea, go to some place where they play live ppv like buffalo wings or some other place, then you can watch the show with her without looking like a dork.

>>1708869
She would probably be offended if I wanted to watch sweaty men hug in a cage when she's right next to me

>>1708871
>>1708875

That would be even worse I think, I would be focused on the TV showing the fight and she'd say something like "whats the matter anon, not interested in me?"

The best I've come up with is "taking a shit" when the fight is about to start. Phil will probably get knocked out in about 30 seconds, and I can see the shitposting for like 10 minutes. Does this sound good bros?

>>1708879
the worst she can say is "no i don't like fighting sports". Remember, you miss all the shots you dont take

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>>1708887
But then I'm fucked anon, I won't be able to watch the fight live

>mfw Phil is actually a draw and proved me wrong

>>1708894
thats true

maybe try watching it on a phone with no volume for a minute or two at a time. then if she ask, try to say that you're expecting an important phone call from your boss or something

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>>1708879
Youre an idiot itll have people watching too . nfl is preseason still so. You look less like a fag for taking her than setting at home watching and instead of parking the beef bus in tuna town you jack it to this. Am i the only one that can get laid?

>>1708898
>for a minute or two at a time

Phil won't last 30 seconds, which is why my "going to the bathroom" idea sounds good to me. I could see the live shitposting and Phil getting BTFO then come back

>>1708899
>Youre an idiot itll have people watching too

But I'd miss the shitposting anon, like >>1708865 said this is a once in a lifetime event.

>>1708902

So decide what you actually want to do

Jesus Christ have that fucking hard for you to make a choice?

>>1708866
The reaction wouldn't - or shouldn't - be the same because they'd know they didn't see it live. The reactions definitely weren't more interesting.

The shitposting will last for a day, don't worry

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>>1708898
Again stupid advice. Say you got money on the fight . after its over act happy and tell her some shit like "looks like next Saturday were ggoing (insert something decent for a date) and bam poon city bitch. Oh and girls like when you lick their butthole.
>your welcome

>>1708905
I just told her I'd go to her house Saturday, but it's still up in the air because of the Phil fight. I need meme magic to come through and Phil to go down from one or two punches, then I could waste minimal time and go back to the bedroom

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>>1708912
>Say you got money on the fight

This isn't a bad idea, there's obviously ways that I can watch the fight with her but I'd miss the happenings

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>>1708919
It'll set up a 2nd date if you fuck up .say you got money on it and you "win" even if u lose lie. She see you take risk , smart with money and if your not an autist like everyone one here you can push for a celebration. Blow the majority of your paycheck keep 60$ for the week . and Thursday if you're a carter and dont get the vagina sat take her to some chick flick sell like you have a emotional side watch some oitnb on Netflix after (dont pay attention if theres no tits) after a few episodes you lose your carter card.
> mfw i can save /asp/ without trips

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>>1708967
Oh and please bow down . After punk wins . and youre talking ask her what her dads like
>pic unrelated

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>>1708846

>>1708820
Why don't you ask her out to the sports bar where the fights will be on then?
Perfect solution OP.

>>1708979
>>1708979
Read the thread Darren Young

>>1708967
I will take your advice on saying I have money on the fight, thanks my man

>>1708979
Because I'd miss the amount of live shitposting not just here, but everywhere. I'm probably going to go to BWW or something, watch the fight, then go to the bathroom quick to catch up on the happenings

>>1708988
Do it and dont forget after a few drinks drop the "Whats your dad like?" hopefully your not an idiot.

>>1708871
This you dumbass. Just tell her "hey can we go to a bar on saturday? I forgot there's a fight I really want to see and I can't miss it"

Someone help

Where can I watch Phil die live?