>COME ON DEAN YA GOTTA BE MORE EDGY. >I WANT YOU TO PUSH

To be like a real draw, Steve Austin

>>1707929
kill himself on live television

Live sex.

>>1707961
>implying it wouldn't just be a Renee live sex celebration with Dean watching

>>1707938
This

Call AJ a manlet nerd on Smackdown Live

He should kill himself after he jobs to aj styles in a 2 star match

>>1707929
>call AJ a faggot
>audience oohs and boos him
>"Well at least he's not a nigger"

>>1707978
And when he buryies AJ with just O N E dirty deeds what will ya say?

>>1707987
ur fat

>>1707987
GAIN HEIGHT

>>1707987
Gain height lose melanin ya spic manlet

>>1708001
>>1707996
>>1707999
SEETHING cause ya know deep down Dean will overcome the odds yet again

>>1708008
SEETHING because he's fat and has never been tall enough to ride rollercoasters

>>1708020
>projecting: the post

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Imagine being Austin in that podcast and having to be all like "damn, Deanetty Ambrose, you fuckin' badass, all cool with your skinny DYEL body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have put you over, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is beat Debra in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Austin and not only sit in that chair while "The Lunatic Cringe" flaunts his "DUDE WEED LMAO" indie chill vibes in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his thinning hairline and shitty bangs, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that promo. Not only having to tolerate his indie shitter visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's THE CHAMP and DAMN, DEAN AMBROSE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been ingesting nothing but a healthy diet of Broken Skull IPA and AlphaBrain and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Victoria, Texas. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled forehead as he sucks it in to delivr this embarrassing promo, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "hardcore (for that is what he calls herself)" image, the image he worked so hard for with CZW and other indie feds in the previous years. And then Vince calls for you to change the subject, and you know you could give a stunner to every person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Stone Cold. You're not going to lose your future podcast career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>1708060
We all know you're from reddit, Carter

>>1708077
deanboss isnt from plebbit

>>1708079
>Deanboss
What happened to Deanchad, Carter? And there's no point hiding it, everyone knows at this point that your just a fat autistic mexican that was banned from reddit and /woo/.

Why don't you just use one of your 20 proxies and tripcodes and go back there since you clearly miss them.

stick out his tongue more

>>1708085
deangod only goes on /asp/ and /tv/

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>>1708107
And /b/. Only reason Pedro doesn't go on reddit and /woo/ anymore is because they banned his fatass ages ago

>>1707929
Real question is what CAN he do?
Sure they had the thumbtack spot with Jericho in the terrible Asylum match, but it's still PG era.

>>1708116
No, i called deanmessiah at the performance center yesterday and he confirmed he only goes on /asp/ and /tv/.

>>1708120
>calling a fat mexican to ask him about which boards he posts in, on a autistic Japanese cartoon forum.
I know it's actually you Carter, but please try and keep kayfabe believable if you want to be a wrestler (losing weight and being tall also helps)

>>1708008
Dean literally wasn't supposed to win the championship until Roman fucked their plans. AJ was supposed to win the Universal one. They're behind AJ as a main eventer. Dean is still a midcarder and a transitional champ.

>>1708100
Like Miley Cyrus when she went all "DUDE WEED LMAO".

Tell Austin "I'm not feeling this. It's like I'm being bothered at a fast food joint by the guy who lives there who won't shut up and go away. Can I just go home?".

>>1707929
Comb his hair and stop talking with a "laidback surfer stoner."

If he's gonna be a dude, he needs attitude

Live cuck celebration when AJ goes over at Backlash.

AJ pounding Renee in the ring while Dean sits on the turnbuckle

>>1708651
Deans gonna bury that midget

>>1708063
:3

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Has a wrassler ever been more thoroughly destroyed by a podcast? They have him fight for 10 minutes against midcard ziggler then drop the belt to AJ immediately

>>1707929
man , can't wait to Backslash. If he cannot have a 4 stars match with styles is fucking over. Everyone will hate him more , they already turned on him after SS.

>I kinda find that offensive
>dean the pussy ambrose btfo'd by austin

>>1708694
Steve used to like Dean Ambrose before the podcast. He must be so saddened at the state of the World Wrestling Entertainment

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This

I'm actually getting really hype for this Sunday, just to see Dean drop the belt

>>1709094
>Cena isn't actually leaving till sometime in october
He's going to interfere and cost AJ the match so he can continue the feud long enough to get his win back before leaving.

>>1709100
What a babyface. My hero.

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DEAN, EAT MY ASS OUT

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>>1709100
DELETE THIS

>>1709100
We might be super lucky and he just picked Summerslam as the match for his 'exit' even though timing-wise he's not doing his show till a month from now, and he'll just continue doing dark matches till then like he is now.

>>1708120
You're a loser.