>Can't wrassle >Can't speak without Jew sidekick

Hey Chris, whens your book coming out?

Worked

>>1701341
When Brock stops visiting jails to brutally rape any man in sight.

>>1701342
Brock probably doesn't even know what that word means because it is English. He speaks autism. He doesn't know IWC language you fucking mark. Man, wrestling vocabulary is retarded.

>.t john cena

>>1701377
>he speaks autism

so he should understand IWC language perfectly

>>1701337
Yo Mark. How's your head?

>>1701337
>Jericho manletfag seething

>>1701337
>>Can't wrassle

beggin ya to seek sunlight asap

>>1701337
Could barely fight either.

Good wrestler but too stupid to ever use it, he wanted to be a knockout artist

>>1701337
Interesting story but my friend used to work as a day trader and for whatever reason Brock was in the same building she was, just passing through as I understand it. She didn't notice him and the guys with him were busy answering something that some people happened up to ask/talk about, distracted too as she was by this she was standing specifically in Brock's way for according to her what must have been at least 15 seconds that he had to have been standing there waiting to pass her or otherwise get her attention to ask her to move or something. Well as said, she didn't notice him so eventually he just up and said "Beep beep." loudly but not rude or impatiently to sort of get her attention. She's small so when she turned around she freaked out and fell over because of how close he was, one of his guys helped her up and then they moved on.

>>1702602
Based Brock is a good guy

>>1702611
The neat thing is, according to her he went to pick her up as well but the other guy was just faster.

>>1701337
He has to be gay. Also, who's going to tell him that his tattoo is a tramp stamp?

>>1702602
>beep beep
holy autism

based brock

>>1701936
>bringing the GOAT into this for no reason

Apologize.

>>1701337
>Wasn't a Chad in high school probably a chess fag.
he played football and did wrestling. you /asp/ fags are funny.

>Likes to kiss grown men on the lips
yeah this was way too fucked up. thankfully most people forgot he and angle did this.

>Extremely awkward in social situations
many on 4chan are.

>Likes to fuck old ladies
well he had many children and has a wife while you fags are spanking it to porn every night. I say he's winning and you guys are losing.

>ctrl+f
>zero results for " c u c k "
Kayfabe is strong on /asp/

Brock is the biggest c u c k in wrestling.

Only person to be NCAA heavyweight champion, IWGP heavyweight champion, UFC heavyweight champion and WWE world heavyweight champion

>>1702233
>spamming German suplexes = wrestling

Benoit yourself my man

>>1701337
lmao based post

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Is he autistic?

>>1703128
You can say cuck, Phil.

>>1703161
>doing a lot of moves = wrestling

delete
yourself

>>1703202
I needed to emphasize how much of a CCCCCCCCCC UUUUUUUUUUUU CCCCCCCCC KKKKKKKKKKK Brock Lesnar is.

He practically invented the word.

Look up "cucked" in the dictionary. See Brock Lesnar's face.

>>1701337
Mark, pls go.

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>>1702602
>beep beep

Holy shit that is some weapons-grade autism
based fucking bork

>>1703123
>has a wife
>winning
>mfw
Cohabitating with a single woman indefinitely with divorce and family court hanging over your head like the sword of fucking Damocles is about as far away from winning as you can get.

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>>1703674
>Forgot mon visage

>>1703674
>divorce and family court hanging over your head

lol you fucking BETA

is this your excuse for being alone?

>>1703132
Hi JBL

>>1702645
>goat
Cena is mediocre through and through. He became the face during a drought of reliable young talent, and should have stepped down in 2008. The wwe might have struggled for a year or so, but would've have ultimately been stronger. Cenas boring, stale, and his promos sound like that one fifth grade douchebag who's desperate to be cool so he tries to sound like every edgy TV character, and fails miserabley.
If you respond, I won't read. There's no argument you can make. Anyone who was over 14 when cena won his first title knows this to be true

>>1703687
>is this your excuse for being alone
But I'm rarely alone anon, the company is diverse and ever changing but it's more or less constant.

Do you know what beta even means? Brock is beta as fuck. He dumped his pregnant, 19 year old gf for Sable's ruined, floppy, geriatric pussy. He literally went from being beta to beta as fuuuuuuuuuuck.

>Die alone
>Be pussy whipped

There's another option, anon.

>Game bitches and live your own life

>>1703968
Only a beta lives his life in fear of a divorce

If you can sexually satisfy your wife you never have to worry about divorce.

>>1703977
Because only a beta gets married.

>>1703987
Not true, but the sentiment is pathetic.

>>1703836
This is all true

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>>1703987
>he really believes this

>>1704009
>Because only a beta gets married
Not if you marry a virgin qt

>>1704026
Good luck finding one of those beyond age 13

>>1704009
>>1704016
Betas who can't sexually satisfy a woman spotted

Meanwhile I'm taking your girl and showing her my BBC

>>1704029
Stop projecting pls

>>1702227
>Yo Mark. How's your head?
No complaints.

>>1704026
I don't think those are a thing in the west anymore.

>>1704029
>Meanwhile I'm taking your girl and showing her my BBC
I don't do relationships.

You're doing god's work though, keep cucking betas, maybe some of them will learn.

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>>1702219
Nice one, I apreciate you senpai.

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>>1704049